[心得] 國中時候的蠢事...

作者: kego (顫抖的豬腳飯~~~)   2006-06-09 15:36:08
好久好久以前 在我還是個單純的國中生的時代
有一次在上公民課 因為很無聊所以 我就開始玩我的文具
後來很白目的把立可白拿出來玩
想要學同學 把立可白裡面的小鋼珠拿出來
可是我用力折了老半天根本折不斷 囧
於是開始找東西要割開它 好死不死我又沒有美工刀
找來找去找到了"圖釘"
當時第一個想法就是用圖釘把它刺個大洞 再用力把它從洞掰開
當我開開心心刺下去之後 接著拔出圖釘 準備要用蠻力把它掰開的時候
雙手一用力 囧
我被立可白顏射了
而且還是往眼睛方向噴過去
霎時間我整個人都慌了 感覺臉上面有一種很詭異的感覺
於是我就用手遮住眼睛 站起來大叫
啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
結果老師被我嚇到 衝過來看我的情況
後來我把手拿開 老師看過後跟我說.....
還好你有戴眼鏡啊
對齁....
作者: missmiffy   2006-06-09 15:37:00
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作者: leoellen (紫晶)   2006-06-09 15:59:00
(拍桌大笑)
作者: ZLSun   2006-06-09 16:03:00
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作者: rhinoii   2006-06-09 16:12:00
啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
作者: yienge (阿fan)   2006-06-09 16:13:00
啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
作者: Brien (Trying Times)   2006-06-09 16:17:00
啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
作者: wangsynnex   2006-06-09 16:20:00
啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ 少了兩個啊
作者: eggimage (目前沒有名片)   2006-06-09 16:21:00
.............
作者: candybox1020 (人心不古)   2006-06-09 16:24:00
真的 幸好你有戴 不然真的會瞎掉 後果很恐怖
作者: candybox1020 (人心不古)   2006-06-09 16:25:00
能想像立可白乾在眼球上 要怎麼處理掉嗎
作者: imstupid22   2006-06-09 16:30:00
當白內障處理吧...
作者: docuti   2006-06-09 16:42:00
有搞笑到XDDDD
作者: ofey   2006-06-09 16:57:00
啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
作者: doyourselff (長溝流月水無痕)   2006-06-09 17:27:00
哈哈哈~~~
作者: star31330   2006-06-09 17:34:00
我曾經擠三秒膠 沒弄好 噴到眼睛 一開始還沒感覺
作者: star31330   2006-06-09 17:35:00
後來眼睛開始不舒服 拔掉隱形眼鏡 才發現噴到隱形眼鏡
作者: star31330   2006-06-09 17:36:00
還好有隱形眼鏡 不然就瞎了/.\
作者: gingling (暖暖的)   2006-06-09 17:56:00
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作者: adonistung   2006-06-09 18:00:00
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作者: woodymonkey (小罐的吃太快)   2006-06-09 18:03:00
哈哈哈,真是好笑!
作者: ipessimistic (哈哈)   2006-06-09 18:25:00
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作者: lazilata (邋裡邋遢)   2006-06-09 18:25:00
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作者: nickyho (光的美少女)   2006-06-09 18:30:00
XDDDDD完全笑翻................
作者: zilkle (SEE)   2006-06-09 18:32:00
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作者: redcerise (口去)   2006-06-09 18:37:00
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作者: xxnfuk ( 什麼都捨得)   2006-06-09 18:47:00
啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
作者: judise (此人有少年痴呆傾向)   2006-06-09 18:48:00
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作者: Timmy3586   2006-06-09 18:57:00
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作者: sunhow (Nikon 1)   2006-06-09 19:09:00
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作者: glayteru00 (只是小護士)   2006-06-09 19:19:00
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作者: klubin   2006-06-09 19:56:00
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作者: thda   2006-06-09 19:56:00
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作者: gorden00 ( )   2006-06-09 20:12:00
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作者: ffaarr (遠)   2006-06-09 20:16:00
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作者: stevenhomew (搞屁阿!)   2006-06-09 20:18:00
啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
作者: various (維琪)   2006-06-09 20:24:00
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作者: Jube (簡單的幸福)   2006-06-09 20:36:00
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作者: Jamie653 (特特:))   2006-06-09 20:37:00
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作者: wcds   2006-06-09 20:39:00
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作者: brun (RGJ好帥氣!)   2006-06-09 20:41:00
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作者: angus1013   2006-06-09 20:43:00
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作者: TIEW   2006-06-09 20:48:00
啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
作者: neka ( _(:3」∠)_)   2006-06-09 20:54:00
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作者: ch110 ( )   2006-06-09 21:05:00
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作者: ds621 (小傑出)   2006-06-09 21:10:00
啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
作者: NUKnigel (簡簡單單)   2006-06-09 21:24:00
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作者: deathblue   2006-06-09 21:34:00
老師OS: 還好還好 我差點要離職了... 囧
作者: Aseven ( 桃氏企業老闆)   2006-06-09 21:41:00
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作者: bestlisa (  )   2006-06-09 21:49:00
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作者: ghostru   2006-06-10 00:09:00
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作者: ann111451 (冽凝)   2006-06-10 00:10:00
啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ XDDDDDDD
作者: ienjan (失去天使姊姊的紐約CSI)   2006-06-10 00:17:00
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作者: nn8309 (小公主)   2006-06-10 00:21:00
XD
作者: monkey74913   2006-06-10 00:42:00
啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ XDDDDDDD
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作者: SophiaCat   2006-06-10 01:09:00
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作者: tinyrain ( )   2006-06-10 01:21:00
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作者: dino619 (KEEP GOING)   2006-06-10 02:45:00
那句對齁給了我致命的一擊~~~ 笑翻~~~~XDXDXDXD
作者: evaliao (eva)   2006-06-10 03:24:00
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作者: starlone   2006-06-10 03:37:00
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作者: saiyumu (FALL IN LOVE WITH)   2006-06-10 06:44:00
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作者: somnambulism (somnambulism)   2006-06-10 07:57:00
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作者: adersenpb   2006-06-10 09:04:00
給你一個推~
作者: kimitop (蜜糖般的愛情)   2006-06-10 09:06:00
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XDrz...
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作者: musicrain   2006-06-10 13:57:00
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作者: lskd (呼~哈~)   2006-06-10 15:18:00
XD
作者: isran (長ㄉ衰 常被說愛玩 -.-)   2006-06-10 15:49:00
啊啊啊~~~ 原來是眼鏡瞎了 呼 <( ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ
作者: dreamever   2006-06-10 16:36:00
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幹你娘XD
作者: DevilVic (梨花は俺の嫁)   2006-06-11 00:18:00
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作者: urasea (厭惡無意義之衝突)   2006-06-11 06:41:00
很危險欸!!!!!真的好險= =
作者: xiaoxuan (上等腹肉)   2006-06-11 18:05:00
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作者: dogibagi (流年...)   2006-06-15 00:57:00
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作者: ilovecocoa   2006-06-18 05:22:00
那句對齁給了我致命的一擊~~~ 笑翻~~~~XDXDXDXD
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