[閒聊] 大自然的反撲?= = queck PTT批踢踢實業坊

[閒聊] 大自然的反撲?= =

作者: queck (陳粉兒) 2006-08-28 19:36:03

去找一個正妹同學哈啦
聊到一半聽到怪怪的鳥叫聲
她就跟我解釋說那是她家養的鳥
然後超級無敵開心的跟我說
她們家現在還有一隻剛出生的小小小鳥
不過一分鐘馬上就把小小小鳥抱來給我看了
小心翼翼的把牠捧在手上
臉上開心得意的表情可以殺死路過的路人
然後開心的大喊 : 看牠超可愛的吧哈哈哈哈哈阿(表情動作大又誇張)
就在這瞬間
那隻鳥跳進她嘴巴裡囧牠跳進她嘴巴裡囧牠跳進她嘴巴裡囧
最後我只好強力忍住笑把牠救出來 XDD

作者: vul3coy93 (小黑仔) 2006-01-08 23:11:00

我整個笑到不行XD

作者: sing0930 ( back to life) 2006-08-28 19:37:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: XiCheng (記清楚每朵浪花) 2006-08-28 19:38:00

我只好伸圖了....(伸)

作者: waid 2006-08-28 19:38:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Skx ( ) 2006-08-28 19:38:00

還好不是...哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...呃..咕嚕...

作者: inhan (積極進取的小進) 2006-08-28 19:38:00

母鳥還在餵的鳥最好不要隨便抓出來

作者: yijiunlin (心無雜念) 2006-08-28 19:39:00

哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDD

作者: ChuuTatsu 2006-08-28 19:39:00

大推XDD 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈嗝

作者: mooninsnow 2006-08-28 19:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: polito (波力多) 2006-08-28 19:43:00

怎麼沒吞下去...XD

作者: ShBoGi 2006-08-28 19:43:00

變相的"口交"嗎??

作者: gorden00 ( ) 2006-08-28 19:48:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: phoenixsh (養樂多生啤) 2006-08-28 19:50:00

圖!

作者: finley3065 2006-08-28 19:50:00

12f的有點西斯啊

作者: kamisun (水銀燈的主人) 2006-08-28 19:50:00

進樹洞躲起來是一些鳥的天性

作者: ttttt40 (紅葉) 2006-08-28 19:52:00

跳進去後拉出來XD.......

作者: nosweating (ä¸æµæ±—) 2006-08-28 19:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: puppy1219 2006-08-28 19:58:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 酷耶

作者: grimmp57796 (Betty) 2006-08-28 19:59:00

XDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 大笑點!

作者: bluestear 2006-08-28 20:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太利害了

作者: cbate (自由是用錢買不到的) 2006-08-28 20:12:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cg989898 (walk) 2006-08-28 20:16:00

小鳥：ya~主人幫我蓋一個新家 XDDDD

作者: rabbit37 2006-08-28 20:17:00

XDDDDDDDDDD推

作者: apple90101 (Dauntless) 2006-08-28 20:21:00

小鳥：ya~主人幫我蓋一個新家 XDDDD

作者: geniuscott (The Silmarillion) 2006-08-28 20:22:00

進樹洞躲起來是一些鳥的天性

作者: October29 (繭居小刺蝟) 2006-08-28 20:23:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

作者: scorpions 2006-08-28 20:25:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: nicemonkeyfa 2006-08-28 20:27:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Min0818 (真實的自我) 2006-08-28 20:35:00

XDDDDDDDDD 果真是大自然的反撲~~

作者: Camio810 (小CO) 2006-08-28 20:36:00

XDDDDDDDD 超好笑的

作者: loveshih (pepe) 2006-08-28 20:42:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: siyuen (哈啾!) 2006-08-28 20:48:00

吞下去就囧了XDDDDDDDD

作者: shefans02 (晞晞) 2006-08-28 20:50:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑..

作者: jzn (除舊) 2006-08-28 20:54:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cthata (人) 2006-08-28 21:10:00

小鳥:洞裡面有一隻好大的蟲蟲~~我來了~~

作者: ltmqw 2006-08-28 21:12:00

小鳥：看我的入洞八法…

作者: coreyou 2006-08-28 21:18:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: freesamael (燒賣) 2006-08-28 21:25:00

那如果洗澡的時候...阿，不要，那邊不行~~(羞)

作者: dearain 2006-08-28 21:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Shiowchee 2006-08-28 21:51:00

XDrz

作者: regasha (扭蛋萬歲) 2006-08-28 21:54:00

把小鳥拿出來，把另外一隻放進去

作者: zerosin (不留餘地) 2006-08-28 21:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 很酷內~~~~~

作者: aimlessli (飛利浦) 2006-08-28 21:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: D122122123 2006-08-28 22:06:00

牠長大了....

作者: wasmemory (right/left) 2006-08-28 22:14:00

原PO:乖乖乖，趕快出來，那是我家小鳥要住的喔(奸笑)

作者: alvinzeno 2006-08-28 22:16:00

好笑

作者: DXG (一定是我太嫩了) 2006-08-28 22:16:00

樓上西斯了...

作者: queck (陳粉兒) 2006-08-28 22:16:00

我是女生耶= = 你要住你找她商量啦囧

作者: alyshia 2006-08-28 22:16:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD樓上西斯

作者: iopkl1309 2006-08-28 22:32:00

XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Forwell (藍色夢幻) 2006-08-28 22:34:00

樓上的小鳥住不了多久一定會頭暈嘔吐~~

作者: zo4 (我一天需要58小時) 2006-08-28 23:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: allison110 (水無常形，兵無常勢) 2006-08-28 23:38:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYA~蓋新家

作者: ilcha99 2006-08-28 23:46:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: SuperMP3 (( ^▽^)───C＜─___-)) 2006-08-29 00:10:00

正妹：小鳥在我嘴巴裡面的日子

作者: carboyUSA (Uro-Trash) 2006-08-29 00:13:00

樓上的...怎麼聽起來好像A片的片名.....

作者: liuchihying 2006-08-29 00:17:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: NNyozi 2006-08-29 00:37:00

新片上映: "嘴巴裏有鳥" = =a

作者: merrope (Smooth) 2006-08-29 00:41:00

有洞就鑽是鳥的天性阿 (煙)

作者: kn0413 (零) 2006-08-29 00:49:00

有洞就鑽是鳥的天性阿 (煙)

作者: windwofswold ( ◤〔ζ狼ζ〕◢) 2006-08-29 01:04:00

哈哈哈哈哈我大笑XDDDD

作者: whatevonne 2006-08-29 02:17:00

小鳥：ya~主人幫我蓋一個新家 XDDDD

作者: ofkofk (執子之手，與子偕老) 2006-08-29 02:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: hibaby5433 (卡迪那) 2006-08-29 03:25:00

為什麼我想到色即是空的橋段...(抖)

作者: arsenemature (異想世界=ˇ=) 2006-08-29 04:15:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: castral (好冷...) 2006-08-29 04:37:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Ferrero0212 (海洋) 2006-08-29 08:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lucas01 (lucas) 2006-08-29 09:39:00

XDDD 圖 and 還在為的鳥亂抓出來小心會被殺死笨

作者: Diorlala 2006-08-29 10:44:00

哈哈~~~~ 恆溫控管的新鳥巢 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dragonsoul 2006-08-29 10:50:00

作者: laughgirl (æœˆå…‰) 2006-08-29 12:23:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Zorina ([ 祕密莊園 ]) 2006-08-29 12:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: asami (é˜¿æ’’ç±³) 2006-08-29 13:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: scapegoat (哈哈) 2006-08-29 13:57:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: poky1030 2006-08-29 14:09:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: willyplug 2006-08-29 14:51:00

我想到雯雯的橡皮擦>///<

作者: neering 2006-08-29 20:13:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: magicmatrix 2006-08-29 21:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kaga3 (加賀さん) 2006-08-30 00:04:00

有洞就鑽是鳥的天性阿 (煙)

作者: trustmyself (修行人) 2006-08-30 00:12:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lynnping (婕愛颺) 2006-08-30 00:35:00

媽壓，我隔壁室友睡了我居然狂笑… XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: happycoser (MIE) 2006-08-31 01:43:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: esabear 2006-09-17 15:46:00

還有條大蚯蚓~(啄)

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