因為吞大量安眠藥送急診洗胃? colorma PTT批踢踢實業坊

因為吞大量安眠藥送急診洗胃?

作者: colorma (卡樂) 2006-09-18 22:31:06

這是我們還在急診實習時，
老師講的...
我覺得還頗扯的...
某天，喔咿喔咿送進一個因為吞食安眠藥而昏迷的病人!!!
根據家屬描述，
因為病人吃飯時間沒出現，
就去敲他的房門，
打開一看!!!
看到的是叫不醒的病人，
跟床頭一罐安眠藥!!!
他們第一個反應就是馬上打119...
醫生就馬上幫病人洗胃~
洗胃是很痛苦的!!!
就是把像食指這麼粗的管子~
從嘴巴放到胃裡!!!
再用空針把裡面的東西吸出來...
過一會~
幫病人打了安眠藥拮抗劑~
病人醒了~
醫生就問病人....
你吃了多少安眠藥進去???
病人有點驚恐的說............
(((((((((((( 兩顆 )))))))))))))

作者: bajiqa (多爾) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: est (I asked too much) 2006-01-15 21:46:00

好好笑XDDD 2007-11-15

作者: aowater 2006-01-28 20:37:00

哈哈~

作者: yunweiTAKO 2006-02-01 23:34:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: chi81 2006-02-12 11:57:00

2009/12/12

作者: duck0823 (逆麟女子--抽脂鴨) 2006-02-20 00:51:00

超悲慘的病人

作者: voguehan (涵) 2006-02-27 21:39:00

真淒慘 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2009/

作者: gsx7777777 (麵包) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

醫生:你撞牆吧!

作者: gurder 2006-05-13 17:05:00

笨板經典阿 XD

作者: chris0629 (嵐) 2006-08-02 22:48:00

有笑有推

作者: vulcanyouo 2006-09-18 22:32:00

XD ..... 病人：我肚子有點餓...

作者: SCARLETMOON (譬如月下) 2006-09-18 22:33:00

囧.....

作者: star01 (運動宅電影宅) 2006-09-18 22:34:00

鄉民:讓他睡讓他睡

作者: muc0731 2006-09-18 22:34:00

XDDDDDDDD 醫生:你撞牆吧!

作者: ccc101419 (還是養狗吧) 2006-09-18 22:35:00

我~又~笑~了~

作者: spykk (日光小樹^.^) 2006-09-18 22:35:00

作者: jastin2000 (失落海平線) 2006-09-18 22:35:00

醫生，你撞牆吧!

作者: sunnydays (真心話忠言逆耳) 2006-09-18 22:37:00

哇哈哈哈哈好好笑唷~~~~

作者: Zatarra ( ) 2006-09-18 22:39:00

我大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: terrybaby 2006-09-18 22:39:00

好像某電影的劇情...藥剛好吃完了

作者: whgamicat 2006-09-18 22:42:00

XDrz

作者: mikechan (夢話) 2006-09-18 22:43:00

XDDDDDDD

作者: eastcat (長羽山貓) 2006-09-18 22:44:00

安眠藥應該不會放一缶給病人吧

作者: SINWENYU (寶咖妙狐) 2006-09-18 22:45:00

((兩顆))XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: waratah7 2006-09-18 22:46:00

所以加上安眠藥拮抗劑會很亢奮嗎XDDDDDDDD

作者: seiyoku 2006-09-18 22:46:00

好囧"XDDDD

作者: zestycurry (zestycurry) 2006-09-18 22:49:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: weichia (☯) 2006-09-18 22:51:00

XXXXXXXXD

作者: MPF (Michelle ) 2006-09-18 22:52:00

醫生一定很想死

作者: zeze (ä¸‰æœˆã†ã•ãŽ) 2006-09-18 22:52:00

XD 病人醒了應該傻眼吧

作者: caprigemi (小樹) 2006-09-18 22:54:00

天阿XDDD

作者: Abadon 2006-09-18 22:54:00

今天第一笑XD

作者: xx52002 (å†°æ¸…èŠ½ç‘ ) 2006-09-18 22:54:00

好慘 XDDDDD

作者: qqoc 2006-09-18 22:55:00

XDDDDDD

作者: togs04 (小MI / 小白) 2006-09-18 22:55:00

讓他睡讓他睡!!

作者: October29 (繭居小刺蝟) 2006-09-18 22:58:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: chunkai98 (不是人) 2006-09-18 22:59:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Crucio 2006-09-18 22:59:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cl3bp6 (來自97號世界) 2006-09-18 23:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: koalaboy (koalaboys) 2006-09-18 23:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Basty (冬-夜晚的童話) 2006-09-18 23:00:00

好慘XDDD

作者: smaljohn (å¹³å¹³) 2006-09-18 23:00:00

噗哧XDDDDDDD

作者: memalina (.........) 2006-09-18 23:01:00

好可憐 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: HeatStroke (口卡) 2006-09-18 23:03:00

慘~~~~~~~

作者: geniusyuan (毛來毛去) 2006-09-18 23:05:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: claudia09 (海豚) 2006-09-18 23:05:00

哇哈哈哈~~~~ XD

作者: freesamael (燒賣) 2006-09-18 23:07:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: tagheuer 2006-09-18 23:07:00

..病人: 竟然夢到在醫院醒來....

作者: qbaow (白海豚) 2006-09-18 23:11:00

好悽慘XD

作者: shefans02 (晞晞) 2006-09-18 23:12:00

哈哈..好好笑..也好悲哀

作者: lovecoffee (力不從心) 2006-09-18 23:12:00

噗哈哈哈哈哈XDD

作者: beatrizjuan 2006-09-18 23:13:00

有夠冤的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: snow79 2006-09-18 23:14:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: choyamay (choyamay) 2006-09-18 23:16:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太爆笑了拉!!

作者: doll2004 2006-09-18 23:18:00

XDDDD

作者: relax109 (<(￣︶￣)ｙ) 2006-09-18 23:18:00

拮抗劑:我的犧牲是如此的沒有價值... (〒△〒)

作者: windelfTW (雞排要切不要辣(拉摺凳)) 2006-09-18 23:20:00

XD 哈哈哈哈好慘啊

作者: Colula 2006-09-18 23:24:00

本日最好笑XD

作者: RedDevils (魚) 2006-09-18 23:25:00

還有一罐耶!看就知道還沒吃玩吧~不過好笑

作者: fire415 (飛鴻踏雪泥) 2006-09-18 23:27:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Zorina ([ 祕密莊園 ]) 2006-09-18 23:29:00

XDDDDDDDD

作者: dark03000 2006-09-18 23:29:00

好可憐阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: yanshiang (哈囉) 2006-09-18 23:31:00

XDDDDDDDD

作者: xli (看海賊王不哭不義) 2006-09-18 23:36:00

笑尬吱吱叫 XD

作者: pinkdemon (單純的快樂) 2006-09-18 23:39:00

好可憐喔

作者: linsikin (飛.....到哪啦....) 2006-09-18 23:42:00

原來兩顆不算多阿...（以為兩顆很多剛開始還看不的笨蛋）

作者: uller (OminFn) 2006-09-18 23:44:00

超好笑

作者: tsioge (一段新的開始!) 2006-09-18 23:44:00

給他睡給他睡

作者: satheni (看到羊就想睡..) 2006-09-18 23:45:00

真的好笑

作者: heeee (張嘻嘻) 2006-09-18 23:46:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑好笑哈哈哈哈

作者: cptl (James) 2006-09-18 23:46:00

太悲慘了 XD

作者: windforty (失落的一角) 2006-09-18 23:47:00

主角:真怪今天作夢夢到有人幫我洗胃

作者: penguin7272 (企鵝) 2006-09-18 23:50:00

XDD

作者: otto23 2006-09-18 23:54:00

XDDDDD

作者: vicathene (白濫公主) 2006-09-18 23:59:00

超好笑！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: pinkyo 2006-09-19 00:01:00

本來想好好睡一覺的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: PutinCat 2006-09-19 00:04:00

好可憐~~~

作者: klubin 2006-09-19 00:10:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: colorma (卡樂) 2006-09-19 00:16:00

我也覺得他很可憐...

作者: qazwersxdcfv 2006-09-19 00:20:00

這篇應該m起來 XD

作者: MAGGIE99 (σ`∀′)σ) 2006-09-19 00:21:00

太悲慘了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: adonistung 2006-09-19 00:21:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: adonistung 2006-09-19 00:22:00

今天看到最好笑的 m起來啦

作者: lynechrista (embrace) 2006-09-19 00:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好笑

作者: colorma (卡樂) 2006-09-19 00:22:00

>///<

作者: shymermaid ( ) 2006-09-19 00:26:00

好可憐喔..病人跟醫生都是苦主..=.=

作者: scapegoat (哈哈) 2006-09-19 00:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: original10 (!猴標六神丹!b(=.=)~) 2006-09-19 00:31:00

哈哈哈哈~靠杯好可憐

作者: flint (原po真糟糕) 2006-09-19 00:33:00

作者: loveshih (pepe) 2006-09-19 00:37:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dxdxdxdx (Sick Human) 2006-09-19 00:39:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Jeff777 2006-09-19 00:40:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: duduma (dudu睡得很爽) 2006-09-19 00:41:00

哈哈哈哈哈

作者: kevinz77 (七七) 2006-09-19 00:48:00

讓他睡!讓他睡!XDDDDDDDDDD~

作者: eiji2099 (YO*SHI) 2006-09-19 00:56:00

靠腰好好笑喔

作者: colorma (卡樂) 2006-09-19 01:03:00

其實啊...每次洗胃完~都還要灌瀉藥進去胃裡...我們老師說

作者: colorma (卡樂) 2006-09-19 01:04:00

那個瀉藥可以讓人連續拉三天...洗胃就算了...還拉三天...

作者: duo751111 (gina) 2006-09-19 01:05:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: libert 2006-09-19 01:09:00

作者: bigjam (大果醬) 2006-09-19 01:09:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: g41u04 (您是不是要查 "青春"? ) 2006-09-19 01:23:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: purplechyi 2006-09-19 01:34:00

哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑歪了啦

作者: asami (é˜¿æ’’ç±³) 2006-09-19 01:48:00

笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超可憐耶

作者: HOTONY 2006-09-19 01:52:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: newest (C'est la vie~) 2006-09-19 01:56:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

作者: kingzzz (It's my turn.) 2006-09-19 02:09:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: killbaga (der Angreifer) 2006-09-19 02:11:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: neering 2006-09-19 02:24:00

好慘~囧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mindylin (不想留下遺憾) 2006-09-19 02:26:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太烏龍了吧...哈哈

作者: mistofsnow (詹俊：這球有越位的嫌疑) 2006-09-19 02:59:00

病人：我還有點餓...

作者: Ferrero0212 (海洋) 2006-09-19 03:48:00

超好笑...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: franreaac (歲暮陰陽催短景) 2006-09-19 07:03:00

冏

作者: KiddX ( ) 2006-09-19 08:28:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Leone (里歐快跑..86%) 2006-09-19 08:34:00

XDDDDDD

作者: zoewangiu (北音) 2006-09-19 09:16:00

醫生，你撞牆吧!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: peyyu (惡魔曉) 2006-09-19 09:23:00

病人..."我只是想好好的睡一覺而已<囧>"

作者: hua1322 2006-09-19 09:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: nbuadmin (nbu) 2006-09-19 10:07:00

=.= 病人..."我只是想好好的睡一覺而已<囧>"

作者: iopkl1309 2006-09-19 10:27:00

XXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD

作者: acurser (燕歸人) 2006-09-19 10:39:00

XDDDD

作者: WineCheese (劍星刀芒，風蕩山河魂。) 2006-09-19 10:43:00

XD XD XD XD

作者: FishAwo (蘋果西打˙魚) 2006-09-19 10:49:00

超好笑的

作者: jzn (除舊) 2006-09-19 10:50:00

作者: those0 2006-09-19 10:51:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: candc46 (無聊魚) 2006-09-19 10:52:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cs12600 (阿綠先生是悶聲色狼 ._.?) 2006-09-19 11:02:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: august8585 2006-09-19 11:04:00

XDDD

作者: Klimit (言過其實) 2006-09-19 11:06:00

讓它爆吧XD

作者: AJS 2006-09-19 11:06:00

好可憐

作者: eggimage (目前沒有名片) 2006-09-19 11:24:00

.....................................................

作者: Cirnelle (~~~) 2006-09-19 12:13:00

好痛~好痛阿~~我肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: hanamaru (四月一日，羅胖引退) 2006-09-19 12:24:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: chiunn 2006-09-19 12:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mosquito3467 (Mosqui) 2006-09-19 12:41:00

噗滋..

作者: ciso444 (ciso444) 2006-09-19 12:47:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: monkeyqoo (羊咩) 2006-09-19 12:51:00

病人:醫生我肚子還有點餓

作者: show38 2006-09-19 12:52:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: grhdln (gily) 2006-09-19 14:24:00

好離譜 XD

作者: fdav (生活中) 2006-09-19 15:27:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: icenuclear 2006-09-19 15:37:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd

作者: sumiri 2006-09-19 15:42:00

(((((((((((( 兩顆 )))))))))))))

作者: upyourfinger (腳指頭動來動去) 2006-09-19 15:54:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ha2234 (哈貳貳參肆) 2006-09-19 17:04:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ddty 2006-09-19 17:48:00

笑

作者: siori (交深言淺) 2006-09-19 18:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: asagi 2006-09-19 18:49:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd

作者: inale (謝小多) 2006-09-19 20:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: PTTccGod (批踢踢吸吸神) 2006-09-19 20:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: olycats ( ) 2006-09-19 21:12:00

看完推文才懂~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: selfhu (水管爆了) 2006-09-19 21:20:00

奇怪....在醫院幹麻還打119

作者: colorma (卡樂) 2006-09-19 21:22:00

他是打119才被送進來的病人...

作者: fish0112 (魚) 2006-09-19 21:24:00

好"雖"的病人XDDDDDD

作者: bbcattw 2006-09-19 22:03:00

好笑 XDD

作者: jarlinlove (The End) 2006-09-19 22:32:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sylian (ESPANA*~~VIVA!!) 2006-09-19 22:47:00

沒醫德的醫生真是越來越多了XDDDDDD

作者: snooze (瞌睡蟲) 2006-09-19 23:07:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: umenosola (嘉嘉) 2006-09-19 23:30:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好爆笑

作者: sk8678 2006-09-19 23:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: tunya704 2006-09-20 00:08:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: gorden00 ( ) 2006-09-20 03:26:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: dragonsoul 2006-09-20 05:36:00

病人：我只是想好好的睡一覺而已<囧>

作者: reinforce (almighty) 2006-09-20 08:21:00

哪裡沒醫德?

作者: seigi 2006-09-20 08:36:00

大推 XD

作者: jolynn403 (揪令) 2006-09-20 10:05:00

好可憐…可是好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD"

作者: ariaqua 2006-09-20 14:30:00

有夠好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dreamever 2006-09-20 17:13:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: suzuken (柒貳陸) 2006-09-20 17:20:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: aassd (#‵︿′ㄨ) 2006-09-20 20:15:00

空瓶不能亂擺床頭 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: james60709 2006-09-21 00:13:00

可能會睡死的情況下，請勿將安眠藥放置旁人可以看到的

作者: lemondog (小派) 2006-09-22 15:26:00

病人：我夢到我在醫院醒來沒想到我醒來後我真的在醫院

作者: nepho (科科) 2006-09-23 02:36:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: saybyebye 2006-09-23 11:04:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: fishdumpling 2006-09-24 21:36:00

XDXDXDXDDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(睡)

作者: genieangela (西蒙，波娃。) 2006-09-25 02:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ZoZs (愛到妥協...) 2006-09-25 22:50:00

好好笑一定要推的阿

作者: clbb (老狗變不出新把戲) 2006-09-26 01:34:00

作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼) 2006-09-29 00:40:00

作者: Mizaromilky 2006-09-30 01:33:00

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