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同事的超猛電話

作者: Matsuzaki (浩司君) 2006-11-09 19:20:14

下午同事A 的分機響了，因為他手邊超忙，我也很忙沒辦法幫他接...
於是他轉頭叫我：「浩司，拜託幫我按一下免持！」
我：「ok!」 (按)
同事A 對著電話喊：「喂你好！」(手繼續忙)
電話那頭傳來一個中年婦女的聲音...
婦女：「老公啊..」
大家開始囧，難道這傢伙扮豬吃老虎？騙人說沒結婚 + 單身，好在公司把妹嗎？
(眾說紛紜吱吱喳喳唏唏唆唆)
同事A：「(囧)妳哪位？」
大家：「(唷還裝勒...) (對啊真爛..) (要重新評價這個人....)」
中年婦女：「我啦，老公今晚早點回來唷，我買了補的給你吃~」
同事A：「啊？買什麼？」
中年婦女：「海參啦 (有點羞的口氣)，今天晚上要加油喔 (羞)」(喀喳掛)
同事A：「(囧囧囧囧)」
大家：「唷~~ 要加油喔~~~」「看不出來唷~~」「老公補的唷~~~」
同事A：「(囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧)」
(十分鐘後...)
這十分鐘內辦公室的流言沒停過，A也忙完了他的事情。
壓下免持逼逼波波很熟練地按了一串號碼。
中年婦女：「喂？」
同事A：「媽.....妳剛打給爸對不對？」
中年婦女：「啊？你怎麼知道？？」
同事A：「(大喊)因為妳打到我辦公室來了！！」
(全辦公室石化)
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中年婦女：「死嬰仔！啊你是不會卡早講喔！！阿恁父仔聲奈A這尼像啦！！」(喀喳掛)
同事A聳聳肩，繼續忙他的。
但是直到下班，辦公室內的悉嗦聲還是一直沒停過。
多麼性福的老夫老妻啊~~~(羞)

作者: vfox (回憶是笨的好) 2005-01-09 19:22:00

老公今天晚上你猜吃什麼

作者: johnson34 2005-01-09 19:24:00

看完以後狂笑.....

作者: complete (第一人) 2005-01-09 19:24:00

人言可畏啊辦公室裡一群好事者

作者: mytear (mytear) 2005-01-09 19:26:00

我笑了我笑了整個讚XD

作者: Rey29 (Aries) 2005-01-09 19:27:00

這真的好笑 ~

作者: kodo (ManUtd) 2005-01-09 19:28:00

以後不敢用免持聽筒了....(筆記)

作者: johnson34 2005-01-09 19:28:00

跟昨天的忍者龜你怎麼了有的拼....

作者: etrana (Bon Courage NI!!) 2005-01-09 19:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: outhere (lifan) 2005-01-09 19:34:00

阿恁父仔聲奈A這尼像啦！！XDDDDDD

作者: ero7728 (Summer) 2005-01-09 19:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: rainley (Sia - Bird Set Free) 2005-01-09 19:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD滿分

作者: pigha (朱哈) 2005-01-09 19:37:00

晚上吃代步烏龜

作者: auikeey (淡藍色的天空) 2005-01-09 19:37:00

XDD怎麼會好笑成這樣哈哈

作者: mooning 2005-01-09 19:38:00

你同事一整個鎮定耶!

作者: showtow (秀桃) 2005-01-09 19:42:00

不知道為什麼~我也不小心跟著囧了一下

作者: shosuke (冬天一樣要有活力！) 2005-01-09 19:43:00

好讚XDDD

作者: redru 2005-01-09 19:45:00

超好笑XD

作者: snatch 2005-01-09 19:46:00

XDDDDD幸福的咧!

作者: knnp (達芙妮) 2005-01-09 19:46:00

海參好吃嗎? XD

作者: oldy (.) 2005-01-09 19:47:00

作者: noviage (涵涵) 2005-01-09 19:51:00

真幸福　～　ＸＤ

作者: mindylin (不想留下遺憾) 2005-01-09 19:51:00

好笑好笑.....XD

作者: EasyJR 2005-01-09 19:53:00

原來海參會補啊XD

作者: miko740909 ( ) 2005-01-09 19:54:00

作者: kuraturbo (賴在你給的床上（誤）) 2005-01-09 19:55:00

晚上要加油嘿~XDD

作者: pcgamelee (阿彊) 2005-01-09 19:57:00

好幸福的夫妻阿

作者: tsaicarol 2005-01-09 19:57:00

一整個好笑到不行~哈哈!!

作者: alaswrinkle 2005-01-09 20:06:00

好甜蜜唷~~也很好笑哈哈哈

作者: lollon (Who care?) 2005-01-09 20:09:00

好笑~~~~不過挺幸福的

作者: kkkkkkkkkk10 2005-01-09 20:09:00

好幸福的夫妻阿!!!

作者: jerry7323 (Jerry) 2005-01-09 20:09:00

老公～～今晚要努力喔!

作者: shameonyou (哩咕) 2005-01-09 20:10:00

幸福啊!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mochine 2005-01-09 20:14:00

超好笑的

作者: GreenNicky 2005-01-09 20:15:00

XDDDDDD

作者: oophs (唉呀) 2005-01-09 20:15:00

作者: wafall 2005-01-09 20:17:00

很可愛耶~~兒子反應也太冷靜了吧^_^

作者: yoshini (可樂了半輩子的菜，造7就) 2005-01-09 20:18:00

n可愛的爸媽喔^^

作者: roger0918 (蕪羅亭魔梨威) 2005-01-09 20:19:00

我笑了兩次啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: hacoolman (哈酷面) 2005-01-09 20:21:00

作者: gatawiselot 2005-01-09 20:23:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: rogueyang 2005-01-09 20:23:00

唷～要加油喔 XD

作者: walkerboy (有夢最美) 2005-01-09 20:29:00

看成"月事超猛...."的 <囧

作者: qaws68 (å°‘æŠ±æ€¨ å¤šåšäº‹) 2005-01-09 20:30:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: pero ( ) 2005-01-09 20:31:00

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作者: kodato (無非) 2005-01-09 20:39:00

作者: fireflyyen (夕殿螢飛思悄然) 2005-01-09 20:40:00

這篇有m的資格啊XDDDD

作者: fish0112 (魚) 2005-01-09 20:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Nvil (Ciao！) 2005-01-09 20:44:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: thhwc (我只是路人而已) 2005-01-09 20:45:00

太好笑了借轉

作者: Matsuzaki (浩司君) 2005-01-09 20:50:00

請便 XD

作者: meillian 2005-01-09 21:01:00

XDDD

作者: Avrilwinner 2005-01-09 21:03:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sportsyzm 2005-01-09 21:05:00

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作者: simpleduck (simplelife) 2005-01-09 21:06:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: wen0863 2005-01-09 21:12:00

實在很好笑~~~

作者: wildinheart (紅茶) 2005-01-09 21:34:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ouyang (源自於修車的熱愛) 2005-01-09 21:36:00

這篇超讚~粉好笑~~~~~~

作者: Victoria (其實我是杯杯控) 2005-01-09 21:40:00

這個同事大概瞎很久了吧

作者: gzgz (star) 2005-01-09 21:50:00

推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: bluestarain (悠悠藍星雨飄) 2005-01-09 21:50:00

好笑,好笑 XD

作者: XiCheng (記清楚每朵浪花) 2005-01-09 21:57:00

挖咧，超好笑...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: jennytakashi 2005-01-09 21:58:00

好笑，GOOD!!!

作者: marco741030 (Maybe) 2005-01-09 22:02:00

哈哈XD

作者: zxwxz (zxwxz) 2005-01-09 22:04:00

真是好性福呢哈哈

作者: weinuo1017 (惟諾) 2005-01-09 22:05:00

可愛的爸媽XD

作者: denning 2005-01-09 22:09:00

看成月事的超猛電話+1 XDrz

作者: Erahhcram (是呆螃蟹不是宅螃蟹！！) 2005-01-09 22:12:00

+1 跟忍者龜有拼～～～

作者: finex14 (finex14) 2005-01-09 22:25:00

吃海參補什麼阿= =?

作者: lovy (誰說太陽會找到月亮) 2005-01-09 22:31:00

好笑

作者: proletariat (Die Ruinen von Athen) 2005-01-09 22:32:00

原po大概還要多個弟弟或妹妹....

作者: proletariat (Die Ruinen von Athen) 2005-01-09 22:33:00

原po的同事A

作者: smile0120 (傻笑) 2005-01-09 22:36:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: shiuan409 2005-01-09 22:41:00

XDXD

作者: ffmuteki9 (let us be who we are) 2005-01-09 22:41:00

性福得不得了~~XDD

作者: zo4 (我一天需要58小時) 2005-01-09 22:42:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: paimer 2005-01-09 22:58:00

好甜蜜喔~~XD

作者: qioip (:3) 2005-01-09 23:02:00

太甜了~~~~XDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: smallsamsam (å°ä¾¿ä¾¿) 2005-01-09 23:18:00

超CUTE的爸媽~~~幫推!!!

作者: angelo20 2005-01-09 23:39:00

作者: shadowmoon 2005-01-09 23:39:00

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Matsuzaki (浩司君) 2005-01-09 23:41:00

回樓上的，所謂以形補形，海參嘛..

作者: mdeternity (V) 2005-01-09 23:44:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mozunato 2005-01-09 23:47:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: PoorTea (普普茶) 2005-01-09 23:50:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: angel6502 (倉木徹 TetsuKuraki) 2005-01-09 23:55:00

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作者: lostturtle 2005-01-09 23:58:00

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作者: ExcessBurden 2005-01-10 00:04:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: iliya1005 (草莓族的壞掉草莓黎) 2005-01-10 00:07:00

推簽名檔~~XDDDDDDD

作者: catma (喵) 2005-01-10 00:14:00

好可愛唷^^ 哈哈

作者: godblessu 2005-01-10 00:15:00

作者: echox7321 (哇哉) 2005-01-10 00:15:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: esabear 2005-01-10 00:30:00

超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: himeno (himeno) 2005-01-10 00:32:00

撈A阿~金阿日甲賽喔

作者: tsioge (一段新的開始!) 2005-01-10 00:33:00

超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: yui0218 2005-01-10 00:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lifeking (來福) 2005-01-10 00:50:00

推簽名檔借轉無名喔：）

作者: bluemidnight ( â˜… æœ”æ–¹ â˜…) 2005-01-10 01:00:00

好幸福啊~XDDD

作者: Matsuzaki (浩司君) 2005-01-10 01:00:00

我個人是沒差...不過你們這樣到處轉會害到我 XDDD

作者: Matsuzaki (浩司君) 2005-01-10 01:01:00

不過同事之間要是有鄉民還上笨板我應該也逃不掉...*_*

作者: yjay (Taylor Swift - Red) 2005-01-10 01:23:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: rainborn8228 (My Shadow) 2005-01-10 01:35:00

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作者: kobe1015 (å”·~~~) 2005-01-10 01:43:00

讚

作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派) 2005-01-10 01:46:00

太好笑啦!!! XDDDDD

作者: motokare (timeless sleep.) 2005-01-10 01:59:00

天也太甜密了吧..............XD

作者: shiuanII 2005-01-10 02:23:00

XDDDDD

作者: asasdodo (米拉拉) 2005-01-10 02:29:00

哈...

作者: shakeLG 2005-01-10 02:33:00

讚啦

作者: AAU (24) 2005-01-10 02:49:00

XDDDDD

作者: fisgo ( ) 2005-01-10 02:57:00

XDDDDD

作者: fhgz 2005-01-10 03:02:00

XDDDDDDDD

作者: philxiao (Sting) 2005-01-10 03:08:00

推這篇有M的資格至少爆吧！

作者: Elivanta (沉思鬼) 2005-01-10 03:15:00

XDDDDD

作者: selhish (selhish) 2005-01-10 03:17:00

XDDDDDD

作者: emmawanga (...) 2005-01-10 03:18:00

作者: weayulu 2005-01-10 03:23:00

好歡樂的感覺阿~~~

作者: swama07 (校長) 2005-01-10 03:27:00

推˙ !!!!哈哈99勒

作者: Blulala (憐我世人憂患實多) 2005-01-10 03:27:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: polar17 (熊) 2005-01-10 03:40:00

作者: waid 2005-01-10 03:41:00

好幸福的夫妻阿

作者: axyl 2005-01-10 03:41:00

作者: mosquito3467 (Mosqui) 2005-01-10 03:47:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: pandacat (胖達貓 = =) 2005-01-10 06:14:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: avrillove ((●’▽‘)╯頑張!!!) 2005-01-10 06:25:00

哈哈哈哈好幸福啦XD

作者: iongjenq (雍正舞幽壑之潛蛟) 2005-01-10 07:52:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: FHead (˙_˙) 2005-01-10 08:06:00

XDXDXDXD

作者: Shinjay (小BO) 2005-01-10 08:18:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: pauhsi (喵爸) 2005-01-10 08:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: nicemonkeyfa 2005-01-10 09:48:00

老夫老妻還這麼甜蜜XDDDDDD

作者: JoannaChang (JOANNACHANG) 2005-01-10 10:11:00

超可愛的 >_<

作者: ROYISBEST 2005-01-10 11:09:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: BFApollo (まいにち寮で勉強します) 2005-01-10 11:25:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: coffeecocoa (人多神經病也多) 2005-01-10 12:43:00

好可愛的老媽~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: duo751111 (gina) 2005-01-10 13:17:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: tioson (.....) 2005-01-10 14:17:00

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作者: nhwei 2005-01-10 14:37:00

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作者: paul7751 (一塊卡 (＞﹏＜)/) 2005-01-10 14:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 借轉謝謝

作者: flylover (Where's my time) 2005-01-10 14:54:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Lanewap 2005-01-10 16:00:00

原po文筆不錯~

作者: ForSinSoKing (嶄新的旅途。) 2005-01-10 16:16:00

好幸福阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: HukataNami (Neko) 2005-01-10 17:27:00

好性福

作者: spere20 (sphere) 2005-01-10 17:44:00

老耶~~今天記得要吃海?喔....

作者: lasslass (......) 2005-01-10 19:11:00

XDDDDDDDDD

作者: HOTONY 2005-01-10 23:45:00

這麼恩愛

作者: newbox66 2005-01-11 16:52:00

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作者: xxx22088 (xXx) 2005-01-11 21:13:00

好幸福...

作者: spiritia (妳來世一定會過很好！) 2005-01-11 21:18:00

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作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼) 2005-01-11 22:47:00

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作者: bikestormer (飛天小鐵馬～) 2005-01-12 02:08:00

XDDDDDDD

作者: kickme 2005-01-13 13:59:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kickme 2005-01-13 14:01:00

按錯> < 推回來

作者: DRUM013 2005-01-13 16:07:00

作者: uresi ( ) 2005-01-14 13:56:00

XD 大茂黑瓜

作者: reliveinfire (比豬還笨的低能兒) 2005-01-15 14:33:00

笑死我了~

作者: cupid0611 2005-01-16 01:07:00

噗ㄘ...看成月事了.....莔

作者: clearclear (巧克力小姐) 2005-01-17 00:01:00

太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: KIMORA 2006-05-07 22:25:00

屌

作者: zuruineko (狡猾貓) 2006-08-12 17:14:00

推簽名檔

作者: miu4570 (我是孫儀妙~) 2006-09-07 02:59:00

XD 朝聖

作者: HukataNami (Neko) 2006-09-12 01:11:00

簽名檔中肯

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