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Re: [閒聊] 騷擾電話

作者: gawk (gawk [n]:呆子,笨人)   2006-12-02 00:18:02
我說的也是騷擾電話, 但這次騷擾電話是... "特力屋"打的
是的, 就是那個專門在賣DIY工具跟家具的特力屋
那是大約五年前吧, 在逛彰化的特力屋
逛到了一區防盜器專區, 陳列了各式感應器, 保險箱, 還有警報器
其中一個在促銷的防盜器是紅外線感應的
只要有人經過他就會-打電話
通常打電話是設定給主人家的其他電話, 或是設定撥打給警察局
可是那具展示用的防盜器就擺在走道邊,
而且撥打的電話號碼不知道被哪個路過的人改過了
所以只要有人走過, 就聽到防盜器開始嘟嘟的撥號
然後就隱約從數據機傳來一個男人的怒罵聲
"@#*^%&!#@$ 哩洗像? X你娘電話是咧怕歸倒? !@#$*!&..." 接著掛掉
然後又有客人走過, 防盜器又開始嘟嘟的撥號
"!#%!*%&#$&^, X你娘..." 掛掉
然後又有客人走過, 防盜器又開始嘟嘟的撥號
"!#%!*%&#$&^, X你娘..." 掛掉
然後又有客人走過, 防盜器又開始嘟嘟的撥號
"!#%!*%&#$&^, X你娘..." 掛掉
... 真的是很靈敏的防盜器啊~
作者: arexne (R U MINE?)   2006-02-02 00:19:00
笑翻了
作者: lancehsiao   2006-02-02 00:22:00
很好笑
作者: kenonearth ([健健美])   2006-02-02 00:30:00
靠腰 笑死了
作者: abrahamkuo (abraham)   2006-02-02 00:33:00
哈哈
作者: Daffodil2 (*^^*)   2006-02-02 00:33:00
好好笑喔XD
作者: LIONDODO (LION)   2006-02-02 00:39:00
我狂笑XD
作者: ccbearxp (阿杜)   2006-02-02 00:43:00
XDDD
作者: ero7728 (Summer)   2006-02-02 00:48:00
哈
作者: eggimage (目前沒有名片)   2006-02-02 01:00:00
XDDDDDDDDD 誰那麼機車亂改號碼啦...
作者: colorma (卡樂)   2006-02-02 01:02:00
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作者: Asteroid612 (La vie est d'ailleurs)   2006-02-02 01:05:00
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作者: circler (circler)   2006-02-02 01:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻
作者: celeshuang   2006-02-02 01:22:00
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作者: ppy   2006-02-02 01:25:00
笑到胃快炸掉
作者: ofkofk (執子之手，與子偕老)   2006-02-02 01:26:00
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作者: wildinheart (紅茶)   2006-02-02 01:27:00
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作者: inale (謝小多)   2006-02-02 01:30:00
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作者: ixisgnnup (灰色奶油)   2006-02-02 01:42:00
改的好…
作者: moguly (On The Border)   2006-02-02 01:49:00
好慘～XD
作者: lynechrista (embrace)   2006-02-02 01:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cyvsswc   2006-02-02 01:55:00
一開始以為這個騷擾持續了五年XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: knight65718 (mikakaka)   2006-02-02 02:07:00
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作者: Giovanni20C   2006-02-02 02:22:00
我飲料噴出來了XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: utnujn (口是心非)   2006-02-02 02:29:00
笑死我了XDDDDDDD
作者: BleuCiel69 (笑咪咪閃電拳)   2006-02-02 02:46:00
好笑!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: george31708 (衝阿~~~)   2006-02-02 02:47:00
超好笑的啦
作者: wangsynnex   2006-02-02 03:07:00
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作者: YiHam123 (皮將)   2006-02-02 04:35:00
超好笑…天哪…笑死了
作者: philxiao (Sting)   2006-02-02 05:05:00
讚！想買個來玩XD
作者: waqw (sscadas)   2006-02-02 05:41:00
我剛喝的水差點噴出來 哈哈哈哈哈
作者: zukes   2006-02-02 07:38:00
XDDDDD 好可憐
作者: roy967 (巨蟹愚者)   2006-02-02 08:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Condor   2006-02-02 09:39:00
等一下我也要去B&Q說~~順便也改一下吧~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s8805059 (空白)   2006-02-02 10:17:00
我也要去改一下XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: liuchihying   2006-02-02 10:28:00
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作者: baronterry (我是誰)   2006-02-02 12:07:00
樓上好多壞人XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yadayada (小羊羹)   2006-02-02 12:29:00
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作者: Commands (《魔鬼滴沾醬》)   2006-02-02 13:01:00
哏！好機車~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: WhatsNan (洋溢)   2006-02-02 13:02:00
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作者: wangsynnex   2006-02-02 13:35:00
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作者: pinkdemon (單純的快樂)   2006-02-02 13:36:00
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作者: finalx (該好好生活)   2006-02-02 13:40:00
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作者: xxx22088 (xXx)   2006-02-02 14:20:00
超好笑的!
作者: ForSinSoKing (嶄新的旅途。)   2006-02-02 14:42:00
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作者: plumg (inin)   2006-02-02 15:19:00
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作者: march30201 (barabara)   2006-02-02 15:38:00
好笑的被Ｍ起來了
作者: shushu70330 (妲妏熙)   2006-02-02 16:28:00
笑到沒力~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: FANNYFISH (愛睡覺的魚)   2006-02-02 18:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maucho (阿毛)   2006-02-02 18:35:00
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作者: cornholio (為老衲彈奏一曲)   2006-02-02 19:23:00
昨天新聞有撥有人一天接20幾通無聲騷擾電話
作者: amy60503 (洋洋)   2006-02-02 19:31:00
哈哈~這好笑XD
作者: Lezone (承先啟後傳醫玩家)   2006-02-02 20:27:00
其實原po佈這個局很久了吧
作者: jarlinlove (The End)   2006-02-02 22:10:00
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作者: mameei   2006-02-02 22:52:00
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作者: happycoser (MIE)   2006-02-03 00:51:00
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作者: shenez   2006-02-03 00:57:00
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作者: DN1120 (周是周杰倫的周!)   2006-02-03 01:20:00
其實那是成人用整人玩具DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tmac (他X的終於退伍惹)   2006-02-03 01:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻
作者: siriusu (かがみは俺の嫁。)   2006-02-03 18:19:00
囧
作者: kiopl ( )   2006-02-03 23:07:00
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作者: Ucse (天晴了沒)   2006-02-04 10:14:00
這樣B&Q電話費不是虧大了嗎?
作者: sodeass (基米拉)   2006-02-04 12:25:00
笑倒在地上了 XDDDDDDDD
作者: motokare (timeless sleep.)   2006-02-04 16:59:00
帥啊!!XDDDDD
作者: cheko (缺口)   2006-02-05 01:39:00
好好笑 幹快笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: HukataNami (Neko)   2006-02-05 11:10:00
先說那個改電話的路人就是你吧- -+
作者: ffkh7   2006-02-05 12:33:00
超好笑的XD
作者: webman (WebMAN)   2006-02-05 21:15:00
防盜器: "!#%!*%&#$&^, X你娘..."
作者: kamby   2006-02-09 22:14:00
笑到肚子痛阿 XDD
作者: daiYuTsung (淯琮 = γ = 樹哥 = Qman)   2006-02-10 00:10:00
笑到不行 XDD
作者: asami (阿撒米)   2006-02-11 00:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)   2006-02-12 02:04:00
XDDDDD
作者: JO87 (Mojo Jojo)   2006-02-19 08:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: antiiss (小福星們要乖乖哦(L))   2006-02-21 10:45:00
超好笑的XD整個超傳神XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: snowrain (無心之償有心茲勤)   2006-02-23 07:26:00
我狂笑 笑到飆淚 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cascade1000 (陸游)   2006-08-04 23:27:00
靠邀XDDDDDD
作者: ooooo92012 (悅兒)   2006-08-26 00:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD怎麼這麼好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: elinee (愛林)   2006-09-21 10:25:00
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