Re: 我爸媽講話真的很猛 wsc1494 PTT批踢踢實業坊

Re: 我爸媽講話真的很猛

作者: wsc1494 (111) 2007-01-26 22:45:57

我也來出賣一下家父母好了...
母:你愛我嗎?
父:你很三八耶
母:你才四九勒
父:.....(沉默)...
母:我要是死了你可要對我守身如玉喔路邊的野花你別採
父:....(沉默)....
母:你覺得要火葬還是土葬?? 火葬好了比較簡單
父:....隨便啦...
母:你覺得我的葬禮要不要訂個價目表阿比如14999以上的白包送寬庭的毛巾
7999以上 14999以下就送法蝶的好了 7999以下就免送毛巾了
不過低消是1300
父:那你要不要乾脆來跟中國信託推個聯名卡算了還可以自動扣繳
母:阿...萬一有大戶怎麼辦??
父:那就送寬庭浴巾上面還刺名字縮寫
母:也對耶那你拿到那筆白包可不要亂花喔要給我風光下葬
我好想要跟鄧麗君葬在同一個墓園喔
父:...(又是一陣沉默)
母:老公阿我這麼愛你你可別背叛我們多年感情喔
要不然我做鬼也要剪掉你的命根子
我要火葬喔你要記得
父:再吵...再吵把你燒一燒沖馬桶

作者: duoen 2007-01-26 22:47:00

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作者: jumpingegges 2007-01-26 22:47:00

頭推~~~看= = 我不是頭推了!! 五樓的幫個忙罵一下一樓

作者: rebecca1226 (渦 :3) 2007-01-26 22:48:00

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作者: nienting (密逃) 2007-01-26 22:49:00

一樓你下巴掉下來囉~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ouy6977 2007-01-26 22:51:00

真妙的爸媽 ....

作者: cap (木矛木) 2007-01-26 22:52:00

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作者: cloud7515 (殿) 2007-01-26 22:52:00

未進化的猴子是教育部長

作者: stoudemire (kevan) 2007-01-26 22:53:00

這是太陽拳,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

作者: Still28 (做死一條命) 2007-01-26 22:57:00

妙........

作者: magicsiren ( 四季) 2007-01-26 22:59:00

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作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派) 2007-01-26 23:00:00

XDDD

作者: happycoser (MIE) 2007-01-26 23:02:00

推你爸的最後一句XDDDD

作者: erilinda (直到我厭了為止) 2007-01-26 23:05:00

XDDDDDDD看到最後噴笑

作者: l1l1l1l1 (條碼) 2007-01-26 23:11:00

囧...................................................

作者: wsc1494 (111) 2007-01-26 23:13:00

樓上是轉到什麼版阿???

作者: waiko (CHANGe 2.0) 2007-01-26 23:13:00

看到最後我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: flyinDenmark (因為眉毛濃) 2007-01-26 23:13:00

母:沖之前記得為你的命根子默哀...

作者: dearain 2007-01-26 23:15:00

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作者: highmiao 2007-01-26 23:15:00

超妙~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

作者: windhiei (天鎖斬月) 2007-01-26 23:15:00

你爸媽感情真好不知道是啥星座的

作者: kgj212 (Griffey) 2007-01-26 23:16:00

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作者: wsc1494 (111) 2007-01-26 23:17:00

都是射手...回樓上

作者: QoQ11 2007-01-26 23:18:00

XDXDXD 沖馬桶阿!~~

作者: HukataNami (Neko) 2007-01-26 23:20:00

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作者: uniquechichi 2007-01-26 23:20:00

作者: oe (相信) 2007-01-26 23:22:00

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作者: point24 2007-01-26 23:25:00

酷碧了~~~難得找的到講話比我爸媽更有趣的呵呵

作者: wulao 2007-01-26 23:31:00

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作者: sulakyo (俗辣) 2007-01-26 23:32:00

恐怕你老爸的命根當天晚上就沒了......

作者: FatherChang 2007-01-26 23:34:00

可憐的老爸...

作者: c6553461 2007-01-26 23:35:00

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作者: Sileen 2007-01-26 23:35:00

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作者: meillian 2007-01-26 23:36:00

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作者: quiet123 (我就是喜歡國父) 2007-01-26 23:38:00

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作者: LibraJJ 2007-01-26 23:39:00

聽說.........蜥蜴有一雙~?!

作者: sopi 2007-01-26 23:41:00

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作者: fechris (ORIGINAL PRANKSTER) 2007-01-26 23:44:00

笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: fabled ( ) 2007-01-26 23:44:00

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作者: place123 2007-01-26 23:46:00

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作者: ponce ( ponce ) 2007-01-26 23:55:00

作者: g41u04 (您是不是要查 "青春"? ) 2007-01-26 23:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD馬桶

作者: mrcat (貓先生) 2007-01-26 23:57:00

你老爸一整個囧"吧 XDDDD

作者: iongjenq (雍正舞幽壑之潛蛟) 2007-01-27 00:24:00

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作者: polito (波力多) 2007-01-27 00:25:00

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狂推最後一句 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: DRUM013 2007-01-27 00:46:00

作者: noahxran (Pray, now.) 2007-01-27 01:40:00

哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: just16 (不停咀嚼著，愛和寂寞) 2007-01-27 01:59:00

價目表&沖馬桶不錯笑

作者: monce (夢夢) 2007-01-27 02:11:00

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作者: salance 2007-01-27 03:05:00

推白包的低消 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Zofia2000 (畜牧業-全球暖化元凶之一) 2007-01-27 05:35:00

再吵...再吵把你燒一燒沖馬桶

作者: kcetair (魔鬼就在細節裡) 2007-01-27 11:23:00

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作者: SuperTaco (TO-FU OYAKO) 2007-01-27 12:42:00

推「再吵...再吵把你燒一燒沖馬桶」 XDDDDD

作者: noviage (涵涵) 2007-01-27 13:38:00

作者: newsoulth (躓滯 girl) 2007-01-27 14:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD很可愛的爸媽阿

作者: asangel (單號的逆襲) 2007-01-27 14:44:00

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作者: dawo (馬照跑，舞照跳) 2007-01-27 16:19:00

沖馬桶笑死我了 XD

作者: st3001 (st) 2007-01-27 17:00:00

太可愛了啦XDDDDDD

作者: sabinakao 2007-01-27 17:06:00

作者: wykao (我不是正妹!!) 2007-01-27 17:09:00

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作者: sportsyzm 2007-01-27 17:55:00

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作者: powerki (powerki) 2007-01-27 17:59:00

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作者: loridog 2007-01-27 18:24:00

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作者: argerichy 2007-01-27 21:54:00

你父母好浪漫 >///<

作者: alex800813 (L) 2007-01-27 23:10:00

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作者: mycookie (我餅乾) 2007-01-28 00:21:00

最後一句笑死我

作者: cellojo (cellojo) 2007-01-28 01:04:00

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作者: littlechiang (æ±Ÿæ±Ÿ) 2007-01-28 02:56:00

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作者: amykao 2007-01-28 13:21:00

請問你們家是客家人嗎?

作者: SiriusLupin (日光) 2007-01-28 14:16:00

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作者: lovy (誰說太陽會找到月亮) 2007-01-28 16:41:00

作者: lpcxul4 2007-01-28 18:08:00

看到沖馬桶笑翻啦 XD

作者: virginia1218 (羽晴) 2007-01-28 23:06:00

有人跟我一樣把最後一句看成澆一澆沖馬桶嗎@@?

作者: MoodyMood 2007-01-29 02:21:00

最後一句真的笑死我了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼) 2007-01-30 00:03:00

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作者: bc0960 2007-01-30 20:45:00

作者: liuyenliang 2007-01-30 23:43:00

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作者: bluemidnight ( â˜… æœ”æ–¹ â˜…) 2007-02-03 02:42:00

很閃啊其實~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: eva0617 (構いません) 2007-05-01 17:52:00

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