作者:
deny0022 (不要問~你會怕!)
2007-03-25 13:51:57話說今天早上六點...
是我們家族總動員去掃墓的日子╮(╯_╰)╭((睡眼惺忪貌))
大家在奶奶家集合..抄傢伙 ((鋤頭 鐮刀 鏟子..等重兵器))
於是大家開始往三芝的祖墳出發
今天是一個陰雨綿綿 且山上霧超濃的...................
一到了現場..大家開始動工.....割草
一年沒來..草真的都比人高了......(￣ー￣；)
一邊割草同時 我爸總是喜歡邊刁煙 邊割( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
煙 一支接著一支..............
一個多小時候 終於清理完畢 準備開始燒金紙了....
我老爹就把賴打丟給我 叫我開始燒金紙
我就先燒大張的....................
此時雨開始有點變大
大家全部圍在火爐前 加快燒金紙的速度
~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~
~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~
就在此時 爐內的金紙被雨弄太濕 快熄火了 (￣□￣|||)a
我馬上拿出賴打要重起爐灶
但是....就是打不起來!!!!
我:厚...阿爸!!你A賴打 進水了啦!!! ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ
爸:厚!!賴打撒來!!!我用厚哩看!!!! ╭ ﹀◇﹀〣
我:賴打((遞))
全部親戚就圍在金爐面前等我爸大顯神威 o(‧"‧)o
果然..男人一過四十就剩一張嘴.. ( ′-`)y-～
我阿爸喀了十幾下..依然無法點起來
爸: X!!奧賴打!!!
此時金爐的金紙 已經呈現悶燒..冒白煙..沒有火了
我:哈哈..我看阿祖A金紙 要用快遞送去!!
阿嬤:因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
就在我阿爸繼續努力"喀"時....
恐怖的事情來了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
阿爸一時手殘..賴打滑掉了!!!!!!
賴打滑掉了!!!!!!
賴打滑掉了!!!!!!
而且是...................掉到金爐裡面了!!!
掉到金爐裡面了!!!
掉到金爐裡面了!!!
瞬間...大家愣住了 (．＿．?)
下一刻....
幹 酸阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
以金爐為中心...大家四處閃避!!!
五秒後........碰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
金爐發生大爆炸...(￣□￣|||)a
金爐有點裂開....
不過...瞬間金紙又燒起來了...而且火勢相當猛烈 (￣ー￣；)
阿爸:= =+ 痾..哈哈..哩看..火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/
眾親戚:.............................................
所以..原來賴打進水了..還是可以用阿!!!!!!!!
果然是家有一老 如有一寶 _(●；－_－)●
P.s 各位鄉民 去掃墓記得要多帶幾個賴打喔..== ==
作者:
v00001 (貓)
0000-00-00 00:00:00推三樓XD
作者: k7015002001 2007-03-25 13:53:00
XD好笑
作者: nx3326 2007-03-25 13:53:00
阿祖:[狂幹]今年寄來的錢都被炸的爛爛的 叫我怎麼花阿!!!
作者: OPpsyche (陸軍三號) 2007-03-25 13:54:00
番仔火+醬油似乎也不錯...
作者: minipen 2007-03-25 13:57:00
火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/
作者: yuu1350600 2007-03-25 13:57:00
好笑~
作者: azxsw21q 2007-03-25 13:59:00
三樓害我噴玉米濃湯
作者: michael14047 (浪跡天涯) 2007-03-25 13:59:00
有好笑到XD
XDDDDDDDDD三樓的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
snowkei (ㄐㄐㄐㄐㄐㄐ)
2007-03-25 14:04:00我覺得你爸很有王火旺的fu (頑劣家族)
作者: iamtako (塔可) 2007-03-25 14:09:00
三樓有經驗?
作者: didila 2007-03-25 14:26:00
[超幹] 今年清明 子孫把我放錢的保險箱炸裂了
作者: lupina 2007-03-25 14:33:00
三樓害我肚子痛...
作者: badbadmonkey (猴子壞壞) 2007-03-25 14:38:00
3樓.. XD
作者: newparry111 (美環) 2007-03-25 14:42:00
哈哈...專業換3樓當!!!
作者:
Ohya1 (1234567)
2007-03-25 14:46:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派) 2007-03-25 14:50:00
XDD
作者:
dodo0210 (Amber)
2007-03-25 14:53:00三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jtmh (:))
2007-03-25 14:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: uchihahow 2007-03-25 14:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MANPringle 2007-03-25 14:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hangigi (韓仔)
2007-03-25 15:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
quiet123 (我就是喜歡 國父)
2007-03-25 15:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑!
作者:
lkkppio (囧薰)
2007-03-25 15:06:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s1470258 (教授的輔助) 2007-03-25 15:06:00
3F 畫龍點睛
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD3FXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Milu (茶柱立子) 2007-03-25 15:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Taurnil (☆永遠對生命充滿希望★ )
2007-03-25 15:18:00三樓太棒!
作者: b87887 2007-03-25 15:19:00
推賴打爆炸 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: spanglestars 2007-03-25 15:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gilbert20 (孫小美) 2007-03-25 15:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yehsb (史摩布萊克)
2007-03-25 15:24:00.............原po真早起床阿...
作者:
deny0022 (不要問~你會怕!)
2007-03-25 15:26:00樓上是教主耶..好久不見喔
因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
作者: takasi03 (ゆうこりんファン) 2007-03-25 16:10:00
3樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
imeder (i'm tired號：)
2007-03-25 16:11:00阿爸:= =+ 痾..哈哈..哩看..火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/
作者:
AAU (24)
2007-03-25 16:22:003樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: st4123 2007-03-25 16:45:00
因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
作者: blurcloud 2007-03-25 16:48:00
其實是阿祖顯靈啦!! 這篇太好笑了!!!
作者: mmm90415 (紅心Ｋ) 2007-03-25 16:56:00
XDDDDDDD3FXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hayata (endless rain)
2007-03-25 17:05:00這1、2天掃墓~請問你們是客家人嗎?因為這幾天很多客家掃墓?
作者:
dhero (鋼鉄の孤狼)
2007-03-25 17:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hatasky (水榭)
2007-03-25 17:12:00有笑有推
作者: riveranz (砲彈飛牛奶~~~) 2007-03-25 17:21:00
推三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jojotseng666 (迥異) 2007-03-25 17:41:00
XDDDDDDD 有笑有推 以後專業的就換3樓啦~~~
作者:
iowaya 2007-03-25 17:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ienjan (失去天使姊姊的紐約CSI)
2007-03-25 17:47:00推原po和三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
furla168 (幸福是真愛來敲門～)
2007-03-25 18:05:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Candybi ( 飛 )
2007-03-25 18:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 !!!!
作者:
flylover (Where's my time)
2007-03-25 18:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yamg (yamg) 2007-03-25 18:31:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: DevilVic (梨花は俺の嫁) 2007-03-25 18:48:00
幹超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2007-03-25 18:50:003F XD
作者: fjzc (輕津) 2007-03-25 18:59:00
3F～～XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: butter (butter) 2007-03-25 19:00:00
我好久沒有狂笑了... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: namekiss 2007-03-25 19:05:00
看笨版長知識---原來要先落跑阿(記)
作者:
asdfgh123 (　　　　　　　　)
2007-03-25 19:21:00XD
作者: shadowmoon 2007-03-25 19:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
deny0022 (不要問~你會怕!)
2007-03-25 19:39:00哈.感謝3F.幫我潤文(~^O^~).我們只是剛好大家都有空就去
作者:
deny0022 (不要問~你會怕!)
2007-03-25 19:40:00不是客家人..^^
作者: T28 2007-03-25 19:54:00
阿祖:[狂幹]今年寄來的錢都被炸的爛爛的 叫我怎麼花阿!!!
作者:
Cyanite (超齡男孩)
2007-03-25 20:03:00呵呵
作者: gx9900double (阿寶) 2007-03-25 20:22:00
三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ppv (一瞬間~) 2007-03-25 20:34:00
果然..男人一過四十就剩一張嘴. 推~~
作者:
hineboy (憨boy)
2007-03-25 20:59:00XDDDDD
作者: redone551 (楊一) 2007-03-25 21:18:00
有笑有推喔
作者:
willy (人妻變老木)
2007-03-25 21:25:00原來直接丟賴打進去就可以快遞了
作者:
hayata (endless rain)
2007-03-25 21:38:00下次掃墓也來試試這招><" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alufish (璃天) 2007-03-25 21:43:00
三樓讓我笑了XDDDD
作者: kkyan 2007-03-25 22:03:00
三樓夠專業......我肚子好痛.......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
plumg (inin)
2007-03-25 22:19:00推三樓
作者: harpseal0301 (豎琴海豹) 2007-03-25 22:52:00
推三樓XD.....(≧<>≦)笑得肚子好痛....
作者:
Qptt (Summer)
2007-03-25 22:53:00有好笑到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: drivel7310 2007-03-25 23:03:00
阿祖罵說：死因宰，要我明年沒錢花是吧！！
作者: mooninsnow 2007-03-25 23:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDN0 三樓有專業拉~~哈哈
作者: yuu1350600 2007-03-25 23:09:00
全部都很經典
作者: chancying (習慣就好) 2007-03-25 23:10:00
XDDDD
作者:
inale (謝小多)
2007-03-25 23:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: toyoching 2007-03-26 00:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mimiyaki 2007-03-26 00:12:00
XDDDDDDDDD (￣▽￣＃)﹏﹏
作者: andyjgc (旦) 2007-03-26 00:13:00
小心！手榴彈！ (隊友陣亡)
作者: birdwings 2007-03-26 00:33:00
Fire in the hole!!
推三樓 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
tatashi (塔塔洗)
2007-03-26 00:48:00推經典的三樓 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nx3326 2007-03-26 00:51:00
怎麼推個文好有成就感阿
作者: convey1227 (A4thD) 2007-03-26 00:52:00
賴打丟到火裡會爆炸啊?我有摔過賴打但是沒爆炸 XDDDDD
作者: convey1227 (A4thD) 2007-03-26 00:53:00
以後丟到火裡試看看 = =+
作者:
end61728 (阿葵)
2007-03-26 01:06:00哈哈~好好笑
作者: Xenomania (早安。午安‧晚安) 2007-03-26 01:11:00
請你吃賴打 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Zeroyeu (凌羽)
2007-03-26 01:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: anochen 2007-03-26 01:27:00
下次帶95去....更快更安全....@@
作者: tom90921 2007-03-26 01:38:00
XD
作者: KAWA 2007-03-26 01:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3f
作者: xkoric 2007-03-26 01:49:00
阿祖:[狂幹] 只燒打火機給我..來根煙阿( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
作者:
selient (哈)
2007-03-26 01:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
dxdxdxdx (Sick Human)
2007-03-26 02:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: johnnysam 2007-03-26 02:05:00
XDDDDDD 爆啦
作者:
sactar (o(-_-)o)
2007-03-26 02:06:00推
作者:
harphy (腋魔貓)
2007-03-26 02:06:00100
作者: unbisepenn (我爆！) 2007-03-26 02:18:00
100分
作者:
elle ( )
2007-03-26 04:05:003F...XD
作者: eason0310 (獅子的逆襲...XD) 2007-03-26 06:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lucky1218 2007-03-26 09:56:00
3F 太好笑啦 XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: deblue (小隨) 2007-03-26 11:37:00
3F...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
作者: samcool (= 2 =) 2007-03-26 12:04:00
3F...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
patc (搖尾巴≧▽≦～*)
2007-03-26 13:13:00阿祖:[狂幹] 只燒打火機給我..來根煙阿( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
作者: gunden (重新建構中.....) 2007-03-26 13:23:00
哈哈 我也想推三樓 都很好笑
作者: neokoichi 2007-03-26 15:33:00
笑死我了 我笑到肚子痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eustace (菲力)
2007-03-26 15:55:00三樓真的超好笑
作者: luckydog0605 (回憶讓生命有厚度) 2007-03-26 15:56:00
哈哈~~三樓好好笑~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (笑翻)
作者: poundy 2007-03-26 16:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovefoolish 2007-03-26 16:51:00
3樓的經典....很有經驗吼?XD
作者:
hsying (徐太)
2007-03-26 16:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推三樓 好好笑
作者:
ehrlich (雲思24)
2007-03-26 17:51:003F 有笑點 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bc0960 2007-03-26 18:48:00
換版名啦
作者:
bsb1530 (kao)
2007-03-26 19:48:00換版名啦
作者:
saywa (love is joke)
2007-03-26 19:57:00( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
作者: DeathWizard (Sign-language) 2007-03-26 21:48:00
三樓害我狂笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: memorytrace 2007-03-26 21:48:00
3F真的有笑點XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bonny0512 ((ï¼â€µÐ”′)ï¼~ ╧╧)
2007-03-27 01:48:00三樓害我半夜狂笑啦
作者:
kayfox (凱.法克斯)
2007-03-27 03:04:00推三樓 XDDDD
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)
2007-03-27 03:27:00XDDDDDD
作者: zeuselephant (高級阿宅) 2007-03-27 05:20:00
3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zacharypan (Bojovnic) 2007-03-27 13:45:00
這好笑！幹～推阿！
作者:
TOOYA (在草地等流星)
2007-03-27 16:49:00噓什麼噓 你的推文很有特色嗎 礙眼
作者: newman69 2007-03-27 18:50:00
火會不會太大了點??真是賴打逆襲!!
作者: cycu0315 2007-03-27 18:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
catsintc (＊勇敢草莓＊)
2007-03-30 21:15:00超好笑~~~
作者: angel0952 2007-03-31 09:09:00
SORRY 借轉一下 如果不行 我再去它刪掉
作者: evolutionvii 2007-03-31 16:48:00
還真的「快遞」咧……
作者: ami0603 2007-04-01 00:44:00
三樓真的是太妙了 原po爸爸也很妙
作者: scpxxxx (3XX回來了) 2007-04-04 20:07:00
XDDDDD
作者: Mizaromilky 2007-04-06 15:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cloudyaung 2007-04-08 09:21:00
賴打丟進去燒 爆開時能聞到瓦斯的味道喔 香香的
作者:
trtc (柳樹旁的捷運)
2007-04-11 02:15:003F本日最專業XDDDDDD