今天第一天上班
好緊張 做服務業當然是服務客人阿
主管看到我 像木頭一樣
於是教我說 看到客人要帶場
如果要上廁所就說 化妝室在哪
嗯嗯 我明白了
前方來了一位客人
=============以下是我跟那客人的對話============
我:『您好,有需要幫忙嗎,我可以為您服務』
客人:『我要上洗手間』
我:『好的,需要擦屁股嗎』
現場員工加客人主管近50人
瞬間全部安靜 時間停頓三秒後
我醒了 客人點醒了我 她說:『謝謝 我自己來就可以了』
她的臉對著我說 你變態阿
我的內心也回覆了她的表情
我不是變態 我不是
主管走到我身邊安慰我說:
『人難免有失誤,不用特別在意
下次別問要不要擦屁股
需不需要衛生紙比較重要 知道嗎』
但是我還是很想吶喊
我真的不是變態
我不是>.<
作者: skill91002 (有為) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zhenyuan (大好きって叫びたい!!)
2007-02-03 01:01:00心有戚戚焉..所謂服務業就是替客人擦屁股的行業
作者: DeepRiver226 (我是深呵) 2007-06-09 23:18:00
哩金便態
作者:
ym45 (薯條姐姐)
2007-06-09 23:19:00哈哈哈哈 擦屁屁
作者:
kkhot (小毛)
2007-06-09 23:19:00XD~~~不知道為什麼~~我大笑了
作者:
TonyQ (自立而後立人。)
2007-06-09 23:19:00哈哈哈哈 真是服務周到 XDDD
作者:
asklove (♂天使氣息)
2007-06-09 23:19:00變態
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
無心之言常反應內心...承認吧!!原po很想幫人擦屁股
作者: aretas 2007-06-09 23:21:00
潛意識的欲望在受壓的時候最容易表露出來
作者:
pommpomm (澎大海)
2007-06-09 23:21:00被點中笑穴 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: liufat (就是愛嘻趴) 2007-06-09 23:22:00
哪一家的服務餐廳這麼好 我也去試試看 要幫我擦喔
作者: DeepRiver226 (我是深呵) 2007-06-09 23:22:00
==========以下開放跟原PO互擦屁股==========
作者: springx (swork) 2007-06-09 23:23:00
這篇後勁很強 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lethefish (fifi) 2007-06-09 23:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ellenway (自由自在。) 2007-06-09 23:24:00
哈哈哈哈哈,這篇真的後勁很強
作者: liufat (就是愛嘻趴) 2007-06-09 23:25:00
我已經報名了 衛生紙(丟)
作者: he41p2 (馬英丸) 2007-06-09 23:25:00
.........明天有個擦摟~
作者: roupa (roupa) 2007-06-09 23:25:00
哈哈.....好好笑...
作者:
inhan (積極進取的小進)
2007-06-09 23:25:00命你為擦屁服人員 衛生紙抱好
作者: yunkai (好人男當) 2007-06-09 23:26:00
男生小便你能幫他做什麼服務呢
作者:
mrkey (è·é›¢å¤ªé æ€å¿µå¤ªè¿‘)
2007-06-09 23:29:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bjfifi (we share the same sun) 2007-06-09 23:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bc1007 (這世界好亂)
2007-06-09 23:34:00好的~麻煩你
作者: za055138 (佚名) 2007-06-09 23:36:00
好的 請溫柔一點
作者: wozxzow 2007-06-09 23:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cloudly (胖胖) 2007-06-09 23:38:00
好的~請溫柔一點,麻煩你了 謝謝 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lucienilj (OPETH) 2007-06-09 23:39:00
這篇好笑
作者: Magnoliaceae 2007-06-09 23:41:00
XDDD
作者:
lee1126 (星巴克男å©)
2007-06-09 23:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rexboom 2007-06-09 23:42:00
超好笑的吧 XD 如果是男生要說 "請問要幫你抖一抖嗎?"
作者: yuu1350600 2007-06-09 23:42:00
==============恭喜以上可以被圓po服務==============
作者: didila 2007-06-09 23:43:00
[超幹] 今天餐廳有一個男服務生 想要插我屁股
作者: abkirai 2007-06-09 23:45:00
人家怕痛 請小力一點
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sos3366 (慢跑鞋)
2007-06-09 23:51:00XDDDD
作者: xiangfei0215 2007-06-09 23:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jeff731 2007-06-09 23:58:00
XD
作者:
qsasha (小花)
2007-06-09 23:58:00後勁的確很強 我笑了一個晚上了
作者:
Melson (梅爾森)
2007-06-09 23:59:001XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Megumi (愛思愛思)
2007-06-10 00:03:00你是變態(指)XDDDDDD
作者: rjpinnie (= =) 2007-06-10 00:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
elikey (平靜充滿幹勁)
2007-06-10 00:05:00哩金變態 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cruisetree 2007-06-10 00:10:00
XD 但怎麼覺得有點唬爛...
作者: jgnh 2007-06-10 00:18:00
好的~請小力一點...要不然會破皮
作者: sponge109 (orange) 2007-06-10 00:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: snoocatta (連呱呱) 2007-06-10 00:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這篇後勁真的很強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gee924 2007-06-10 00:35:00
XDDD 後勁超猛..太好笑了
作者:
slp (給我假期...)
2007-06-10 00:36:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
NiseMan (-.-a)
2007-06-10 00:37:00XD
作者: yujuichen 2007-06-10 00:38:00
唔...我爆笑了....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: peggy1116 2007-06-10 00:40:00
我這邊有整包的衛生紙喔(丟)
作者:
i54106 (琳)
2007-06-10 00:42:00XDDDDDDDD笑死我XDDDD
作者: weyhihc 2007-06-10 00:42:00
哩金變態 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mail978 2007-06-10 00:44:00
有笑到...
作者:
selfhu (水管爆了)
2007-06-10 00:48:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kissy ( ) 2007-06-10 00:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這好笑
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2007-06-10 00:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
rufechen (iRufe)
2007-06-10 00:55:00後勁真的狠猛XDDDDD哈哈哈
作者: a955060 (無頭男屍) 2007-06-10 01:06:00
XXXXXXXXXXXXXD
請問要擦屁股嗎??XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aoi1810 (rock葵) 2007-06-10 01:11:00
後勁真的狠猛XDDDDDDDDD
作者: StAKA (狗不理包子) 2007-06-10 01:11:00
天啊本日最好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bohun ( )
2007-06-10 01:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lives 2007-06-10 01:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yji304 (墨綠莫利)
2007-06-10 01:21:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SFuji (小C) 2007-06-10 01:36:00
太好笑了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: david6602ok (星爺來了) 2007-06-10 01:36:00
還好你的擦沒捲舌音
作者:
beoni (go all the way)
2007-06-10 01:44:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Jda 2007-06-10 01:52:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yenpeichun 2007-06-10 01:57:00
XDDDDDDDD要抱了要抱了
作者: PNK3150 2007-06-10 01:57:00
請問這樣的力道會太重嗎(微笑)
作者: kobolin (哥布林) 2007-06-10 02:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Alkalinity 2007-06-10 02:24:00
狂笑....
作者: ttnsaw ( **●** ) 2007-06-10 02:39:00
XD
作者:
unreal6 (* huh?)
2007-06-10 02:41:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fxxkyou (母夜叉fork 叉你喔~~~) 2007-06-10 02:42:00
XD
作者:
changtai (徵DVD(rip)動畫交流)
2007-06-10 02:54:00XD 噴淚....
作者:
zop (ㄞ肝ㄞ肝~一元二十罐~)
2007-06-10 03:02:00這個好笑 XD
作者: okokptt (翔) 2007-06-10 03:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Bevinxxx 2007-06-10 03:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jzn (除舊)
2007-06-10 03:30:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: FlyBat 2007-06-10 03:41:00
XDDDD
作者: labasai 2007-06-10 04:13:00
我笑翻了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: starmage1999 2007-06-10 04:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
wasmemory (right/left)
2007-06-10 04:56:00有笑有推XDDDD
作者: ganlinlaosu 2007-06-10 05:05:00
你是變態XDDDD
作者: dreamroyc 2007-06-10 07:15:00
有笑有推
作者:
hschch ( )
2007-06-10 07:43:00哩金變態XDDDD
作者: ericssson (笑任) 2007-06-10 08:10:00
需要插屁股嗎?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
k79514 (咂; <( ̄︶ ̄)>)
2007-06-10 08:40:00XDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: TOWA 2007-06-10 09:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hchwu (遇見)
2007-06-10 09:11:00XDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2007-06-10 09:45:00XD
作者: lht2 (LHT) 2007-06-10 09:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kusoisstar 2007-06-10 10:19:00
你們可以成為好碰友,有囧到
作者:
quiet123 (我就是喜歡 國父)
2007-06-10 10:38:00服務真是周到
作者:
chongzhi (16888)
2007-06-10 11:00:00服務真是周到
作者: khalil (初心) 2007-06-10 11:01:00
丟肥皂!
作者:
pondera (草劍青)
2007-06-10 11:55:00這個有創意
作者: adai 2007-06-10 11:59:00
原PO金變態 想走後門
作者: phh72 2007-06-10 12:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑啦~~~~~~~~~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
liaocat ( )
2007-06-10 12:48:00太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iforme 2007-06-10 13:20:00
哇哈哈哈哈
作者: ilcha99 2007-06-10 13:26:00
XD
作者:
librann (Future?)
2007-06-10 13:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDd
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
twooone (補習海)
2007-06-10 14:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jennifer6 2007-06-10 14:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hate56 (國境汁男)
2007-06-10 14:16:00我笑爆了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Hano (ヽ(。⊿。)ノ)
2007-06-10 14:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ajoe0909 (Joe) 2007-06-10 14:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
edias (好想你)
2007-06-10 14:32:00這篇讓我笑到爆XDDDDD
作者: s245687 (小豬) 2007-06-10 14:44:00
有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (繽紛)
2007-06-10 14:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: biolife 2007-06-10 15:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: onepieceQ 2007-06-10 16:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: j780305 2007-06-10 16:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: linellen (Ellen) 2007-06-10 17:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
shinome (宅化中的腐麻糬)
2007-06-10 17:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wennling 2007-06-10 17:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zz12 2007-06-10 17:48:00
XD
作者: seigi 2007-06-10 18:45:00
哩金變態
作者:
monfish (木魚)
2007-06-10 21:12:00我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kanandapple 2007-06-10 21:43:00
XD
作者:
aacs0130 (æ¹›éˆ)
2007-06-10 21:45:00太有趣了
作者: brlauien (魚兒魚兒水中游) 2007-06-10 21:50:00
這真是太好笑的了XDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hoob (小書)
2007-06-10 23:11:00有笑有推
作者:
Mazer (Mazzy Desert)
2007-06-10 23:11:00XDD 笑到眼淚流出來~
作者: AKUne 2007-06-10 23:57:00
XD
作者:
musicz (Mr. Smile [#33])
2007-06-11 00:00:00XDDD
作者:
ashchen (時間你可以慢一點嗎?)
2007-06-11 00:36:00大笑中!!!!
作者:
duduma (dudu睡得很爽)
2007-06-11 01:04:00笑死我了
作者: eric0621 2007-06-11 01:07:00
XDDDDDDD
作者:
bogeeyo ( )
2007-06-11 03:46:00需要插屁股嗎?
作者: erikalien 2007-06-11 08:15:00
好的,需要擦屁股嗎
作者: z3728 (古菲) 2007-06-11 09:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
作者:
needhp (AzaFish阿渣魚)
2007-06-11 15:08:00XDDDDDD好好笑哦,下次請你幫我擦屁股好嗎?
作者: imcbdcbd 2007-06-11 17:41:00
哩金變態
作者: alicecsq 2007-06-11 19:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
這個好猛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXD
XDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sibala1216 ( ) 2007-06-12 07:07:00
我笑好久 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: candycatwen 2007-06-12 12:58:00
XDDD
作者:
diabla (サンジ)
2007-06-12 13:13:00笑到被口睡嗆到 XDDDDDDDDD
作者: dirugs 2007-06-12 17:12:00
好好笑~哈哈XD
作者:
protrek (普羅卻克)
2007-06-12 21:54:00XD 讓我想到花田一路的劇情~要擦屁股嗎?(怨)
作者: ami0603 2007-06-13 11:43:00
太好笑了
作者: Jiuliano1412 (擁有) 2007-06-13 13:37:00
XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jay117229 (Bboychen2) 2007-06-18 01:41:00
哩金變態
作者:
chevylove (C'est ma vie)
2007-06-19 21:48:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ErinChu (含巨大長莖)
2007-06-22 20:36:00請問需要插屁股嗎?
作者:
elliof (elliof)
2007-06-24 18:27:00插屁股 插屁股 插屁股 插屁股
作者: polite0420 (大家來下象/圍棋) 2007-06-29 02:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~肚子好痛
作者:
eva0617 (構いません)
2007-06-29 17:05:00媽阿笑得我肚子好痛