作者:
deny0022 (不要問~你會怕!)
2007-06-17 19:32:50有一天上課的中堂下課.我正在和同學喇賽
突然我一位女性同學(A)衝進教室
劈頭就問我有沒有衛生紙((而且一臉驚慌樣))(￣□￣|||)a
我就拿了剛加油送的抽取式衛生紙整包給他
就這樣又過了一堂課....這位女同學才走進教室
而且把我整包衛生紙都用完 (．＿．?)
我:哇靠..你是烙賽在褲子上嗎?整包都用掉 (￣ー￣；)
A:痾..哪是ㄚ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
我:不然勒..該不會是........好朋友暴走嗎 >//////<
A:偷偷跟你講喔..你如果講出去.我會殺了你 (／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧
我: m ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
A:剛剛我嗯嗯到一半..我牛仔褲後面口袋的手機...掉下去了
而且就正中央插在便便上 ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ
A:所以我只好跟你借衛生紙沾水..慢慢擦掉阿 ╮(﹀_﹀")╭
我:哈哈哈哈...就當我笑翻的時候........
((另一個B男同學走過來))
B:女同學...你手機可以借我嗎?我手機沒電了
A:痾.............
B:拜託啦..我要打給我女朋友..不然他會殺了我
A:((只好硬著頭皮)) 手機 ((遞))
我:o(‧"‧)o (((瘋狂憋笑ing)))
B:喂..寶貝阿..!@#$%^&* (講了三分鐘)
B:謝啦...手機還你..你的手機怎麼會有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!!
B:謝啦...手機還你..你的手機怎麼會有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!!
B:謝啦...手機還你..你的手機怎麼會有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!!
B:謝啦...手機還你..你的手機怎麼會有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!!
A:痾...呵呵((傻笑))
P.s到現在畢業三年了...B同學好像還不知道臭豆腐怎麼來的XDDDDDDDDD
作者: hiroki1023hk 2007-01-06 12:21:00
金胎歌XDDDDDD
作者: wjf (孤寂是我的座右銘) 2007-05-28 15:54:00
手機：我只是有點餓
作者: eeidos 2007-06-17 19:35:00
昨天吃了太多臭豆腐 昨天吃了太多臭豆腐~~其實5樓也有吃!!!
作者: dream0208 (嘩啦啦) 2007-06-17 19:36:00
XD
作者:
yukil98286 (when you're gone)
2007-06-17 19:37:00今胎溝
作者:
QIIQ (ä¸ç°¡å–®)
2007-06-17 19:41:00XD
作者:
LsVCheN (保守扼殺天才)
2007-06-17 19:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bluealumi (阿嚕米) 2007-06-17 19:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sseass (吸阿斯~) 2007-06-17 19:51:00
今胎溝+金謀良心 XDDDDDDD
作者: skydear 2007-06-17 19:54:00
正妹的便便沒關係啦 ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
作者: cindyxie (辛蒂善良) 2007-06-17 19:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mykai (happy) 2007-06-17 19:58:00
手機:我想賈賽
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s110220 (s110220) 2007-06-17 20:05:00
噓的是當事人
作者:
quiet123 (我就是喜歡 國父)
2007-06-17 20:06:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑喔 我的天阿
作者: gec 2007-06-17 20:07:00
手機:屋~ 我還有點餓~
作者: hliwe (最近吃素!!!) 2007-06-17 20:08:00
XSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Melson (梅爾森)
2007-06-17 20:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fo60213 2007-06-17 20:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
s2846 (你家爆炸我沒有哭)
2007-06-17 20:19:00哩金胎歌
作者:
beekchu (沉默。一種回應)
2007-06-17 20:19:00今胎溝XDDDDDDDD
作者: paperplane (paperplane) 2007-06-17 20:21:00
好噁心= =
作者: topsniper (燕人張翼德) 2007-06-17 20:24:00
這年頭女生真恐怖，動不動就喊打喊殺的...~"~
作者: suwithlove 2007-06-17 20:36:00
有點噁
作者: eatnoodless 2007-06-17 20:38:00
阿~~哈哈哈~~~ 我快笑死了XD)))
作者:
supterw (小白)
2007-06-17 20:38:00...我是悠遊卡 剩100多塊送人了
作者:
hate56 (國境汁男)
2007-06-17 20:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
d80338 (珒)
2007-06-17 20:51:00手機果然是用來喇賽的～（煙）
作者: dioca13 (冬天要來了) 2007-06-17 20:58:00
漚買嘎!!
作者:
kimi1 (( ￣ -￣)y▂ξ)
2007-06-17 21:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: watew 2007-06-17 21:08:00
呵呵~
作者: maydaywe 2007-06-17 21:12:00
好噁喔....不舒服..但很好笑
作者:
selfhu (水管爆了)
2007-06-17 21:15:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好配合的五樓
作者:
ID2507 (時間好快)
2007-06-17 21:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
twooone (補習海)
2007-06-17 21:32:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tina115will 2007-06-17 21:41:00
金胎歌
作者:
richday (繽紛)
2007-06-17 21:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: durgon (durgon) 2007-06-17 21:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aprilfools97 (Pourquoi) 2007-06-17 21:44:00
好噁~
作者:
lee1126 (星巴克男å©)
2007-06-17 21:54:00手機果然是用來喇賽的←￣▽￣b專業!!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
orznge (歡雅)
2007-06-17 21:57:00手機果然是用來喇賽的←￣▽￣b
作者: alyson 2007-06-17 21:59:00
噁 >"<
作者: sealegs (妖孽) 2007-06-17 22:01:00
手機果然是用來喇賽的←￣▽￣b專業!!!!
作者:
newest (C'est la vie~)
2007-06-17 22:02:00手機果然是用來喇賽的←￣▽￣b專業!!!!
作者: fishnurse (不要太美麗，要平凡相依) 2007-06-17 22:12:00
好噁XD
作者:
bubblet (泡泡)
2007-06-17 22:23:00........替男同學默哀
作者: hijenou 2007-06-17 22:29:00
XD
作者:
hate56 (國境汁男)
2007-06-17 22:33:00太噁了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovees0722 (離開上海時...請帶我走) 2007-06-17 22:40:00
看來你朋友(A)喜歡吃臭豆腐唷.....
作者: elva781103 2007-06-17 22:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fmckevin 2007-06-17 22:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我~笑~了~Y
作者: biolife 2007-06-17 22:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 臭豆腐的味道阿!!
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2007-06-17 22:54:00XD
作者:
hxk (hxk)
2007-06-17 22:56:00好噁~XDDDDDD
作者: cycu0315 2007-06-17 22:59:00
XDD
作者:
kevincc (( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ)
2007-06-17 23:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~噁~我吐了= =
作者: vivine (噗噗噗I) 2007-06-17 23:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tv2177 (PorcoRocco) 2007-06-17 23:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mayoee (沒有意義) 2007-06-17 23:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
debris (人如其ID)
2007-06-17 23:11:00好噁心 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jb 2007-06-17 23:33:00
XDDD
作者: sadgorilla 2007-06-17 23:34:00
媽啊...我的宵夜...
作者: Luffy1005 2007-06-17 23:50:00
我正在吃臭豆腐啊~~~(噁)
作者: pilidolphin (竹) 2007-06-17 23:52:00
我朋友也有一隻屎機
作者: infamy (剪不斷，你還亂) 2007-06-17 23:59:00
手機果然是用來喇賽的←￣▽￣b專業!!!!
作者:
belldany (QQ跑得快)
2007-06-18 00:32:00B:寶貝..bye,親一個歐((((((啾))))))
作者:
miboo (咪哺)
2007-06-18 00:35:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ltmqw 2007-06-18 00:40:00
這股屎氣，就給同學先幫忙吸一吸了
作者: YATEN91335 (我拖 我拉 我拖拖拉拉) 2007-06-18 00:48:00
好噁心XDDDD
作者: tracewind 2007-06-18 01:05:00
這年頭..................
作者:
nainjan (萬年潛水的年糕)
2007-06-18 01:05:00XD好妙喔
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jevix (過氣小菜尉)
2007-06-18 01:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有股臭臭的哀傷~ = =+
手機果然是用來喇賽的..喂..寶貝阿..!@#$%^&*
作者: lucky17 (象棋? 先拿100兩來吧xD) 2007-06-18 01:26:00
手機果然是用來喇賽的←￣▽￣b專業!!!!
作者:
CowYao (dashb)
2007-06-18 01:34:00金胎歌 XDDDDD
作者: sample (sample) 2007-06-18 01:35:00
手機果然是用來喇賽的←￣▽￣b專業!!!!
作者: lalune 2007-06-18 01:44:00
................................................
作者: louisiverson (月半) 2007-06-18 01:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jacking 2007-06-18 02:03:00
手機果然是用來喇賽的←￣▽￣b專業!!!!
作者: sukorumori 2007-06-18 02:06:00
手機果然是用來喇賽的←￣▽￣b專業!!!!
作者: dearwith (RELA) 2007-06-18 02:55:00
好噁喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: chiya666 2007-06-18 05:05:00
真的好噁啊~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Cyanite (超齡男孩)
2007-06-18 10:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vinita (紅豆) 2007-06-18 10:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: freesound 2007-06-18 11:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
女同學:你答應不說的!現在竟說給這麼多人知道!我殺了你!
作者:
pony666 (不要踩到我)
2007-06-18 11:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: place123 2007-06-18 12:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好噁心阿XDD
作者: eric97979 (EricC) 2007-06-18 12:28:00
金胎歌!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
allure1 (allure1)
2007-06-18 13:25:00XDXDXD
作者:
mgkmrmgi ("M&M'S")
2007-06-18 14:13:00真好笑
作者:
hsying (徐太)
2007-06-18 14:40:00好好笑....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Jeff777 2007-06-18 14:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
s210621 (大丈夫だ、問題ない!!!)
2007-06-18 14:53:00..............................好噁
作者: ATSEVEN 2007-06-18 15:09:00
大王請賜屎
作者:
FCKDIY (咕)
2007-06-18 16:48:00XD
XXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD 你同學金胎勾.
作者: fangdog85 2007-06-18 17:39:00
XDDDD好噁心XDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: streamer09 2007-06-18 18:45:00
噗，好好笑.....
作者: weibouche 2007-06-18 19:34:00
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ringo543 (雷龍出國了~~帳號代管中)
2007-06-18 20:21:00好髒XDXDXD
作者:
ryan11 (我叫雷恩)
2007-06-18 20:26:00XD
作者: clairenow 2007-06-18 20:30:00
本日最胎歌!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maydaymm (Lun) 2007-06-18 20:32:00
金胎哥...
作者: yet78612 (TT) 2007-06-18 21:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Areas (從少女到歐巴桑)
2007-06-18 22:22:00XDXDXDXD 笑到飆淚了！！ 這年頭別隨便跟別人借手機...
作者:
HOTONY 2007-06-18 23:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)
2007-06-20 02:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qetuobay (躺在草地看星空) 2007-06-22 00:54:00
拳五郎：你已經死了
噁爆了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: caitaogui (菜桃桂) 2007-06-22 11:40:00
哈哈,整個很好笑
作者: a8757140 2007-06-22 16:59:00
還好沒在吃東西....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jay117229 (Bboychen2) 2007-06-29 01:59:00
臭豆腐吃太多...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ordinarynai 2007-07-01 19:32:00
原來是大便口味的臭豆腐...
臭豆腐....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bananers (給我一個痛快)
2007-07-15 23:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD