作者:
pttlz (工蟻)
2007-09-29 22:55:45中午上 ptt
快到一點的時候才出去買午餐吃
與其去自助餐吃人家的剩菜
不如到 7-11 買個完整的便當
選了便當和飲料
心裏卻還在想著剛剛看到的文章......
「先生, 這邊可以結帳」
我將飲料放下並將便當直接拿到店員小姐手上
心裏想的是「請幫我微波」
但 PTT 的魔力讓我的嘴巴講出不一樣的話:
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
店員們和其他在後面等待的顧客突來的冷漠視線
讓我感覺這一次的微波似乎有幾個小時之久.............................
作者: ective (就這樣不要理我。) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
dxdxdxdx (Sick Human)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
alubar (龜山下智久)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
wada (笑而不答心自閑)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SohmaKyo 0000-00-00 00:00:00
真的好笑啦~看來PTT不可以用太久= =
作者:
Y0SHIKI (天天吃ㄆㄣ的小孩)
0000-00-00 00:00:00太好笑了 害我在學妹面前狂笑XDD
作者: FeyFeyMew 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tacoaa 0000-00-00 00:00:00
太好笑ㄌ~笑到肚子痛ㄌ
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cgkm 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
超好笑....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fukobe (環島阿福在美國)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SiriusLupin (日光) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yuanjeff (笑問) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
作者: miaoyo 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ABeChen (乖)
0000-00-00 00:00:00這也太肛了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: elebro (哈哈) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cm45144 0000-00-00 00:00:00
中毒也太深了吧
作者: keyboy (唯心) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
笑到不行...
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cocoyan (摳摳厭)
0000-00-00 00:00:00[超幹] 當小七店員經常遇到的神經病
作者:
debris (人如其ID)
0000-00-00 00:00:00超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Aisne 0000-00-00 00:00:00
神經病!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mingo987 0000-00-00 00:00:00
哈哈哈
作者: seal1010902 (寶礦力水得) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
肛了他XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
finsa (唷*)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
isaza (我可以神隱嗎?)
0000-00-00 00:00:00笑到肚子好痛XDD
作者: bjwmk732 (六堆妹) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
有笑有推
作者: davidcyc (Chung) 2007-01-06 22:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aapen (李三) 2007-01-28 11:43:00
xd
作者: x0315x (祐子) 2007-09-29 22:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iruka7956 2007-09-29 22:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yt7526 (Yenting)
2007-09-29 22:58:00這也太扯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
so74528 (C-Way)
2007-09-29 22:59:00一般人應該聽不懂阿...
作者: pttlz (工蟻) 2007-09-29 23:00:00
自己的心理作用咩
作者: ddrenthot (DDR凛╰(‵□′)╯) 2007-09-29 23:01:00
哈...
作者:
drugman (活老百姓)
2007-09-29 23:04:00這時店員拉下它的褲子....對這便當....
作者: kenyon128029 (大惇惇) 2007-09-29 23:06:00
...0.0
作者: beetle316 (就...這樣吧!) 2007-09-29 23:06:00
肚子笑得好痛!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ZXEVA (ZXEVA)
2007-09-29 23:07:00便當的味道有股蛋蛋的哀傷.....
作者: angel8114 (聶小倩) 2007-09-29 23:07:00
微波跟肛有什麼關係..還是那是你想對店員做的事XDD?
作者: k00207 (突變人) 2007-09-29 23:08:00
如果店員也是鄉民會怎樣@@
作者: Nightload (一張衛生紙) 2007-09-29 23:08:00
原PO征服了我的嘴角XDD
作者: gn01155401 (長不大的彼得潘) 2007-09-29 23:09:00
10樓....你.......
作者: sevenheadsho 2007-09-29 23:10:00
大王肛~大王肛~大王肛~大王肛~大王肛~大王肛~
作者: fishnurse (不要太美麗,要平凡相依) 2007-09-29 23:11:00
XDDDD好好校喔~天阿
作者: linhomeyeu (Ensky) 2007-09-29 23:11:00
這也太扯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: g031541 2007-09-29 23:14:00
其實光也是微波的一種 所以原PO是想說 "光了他" (毆)
作者: alin5 (復歸) 2007-09-29 23:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
kotex17 (三吋日光燈)
2007-09-29 23:16:00太白目啦XDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD這太噴飯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: go20205 2007-09-29 23:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 噴飯!!!!
作者:
CindyH (購物狂阿C)
2007-09-29 23:19:00XDDDDDDD為什麼可以這麼好笑XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
orznge (歡雅)
2007-09-29 23:20:00你是要店員肛便當還是叫便當肛店員呢
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD爆爆!!!
作者: kilayshou 2007-09-29 23:28:00
快上阿~肛了他
作者:
ero7728 (Summer)
2007-09-29 23:29:00囧....差好多
作者: newbieha 2007-09-29 23:29:00
肛得好XD
作者: hsnuray 2007-09-29 23:29:00
你買的是牛奶吧?XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 牛奶是白色的喔
作者:
royhsia (轉檔真是大哉問)
2007-09-29 23:31:00XD
作者: APUU 2007-09-29 23:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
urdie (凵尺口工巳)
2007-09-29 23:34:00店員:等等!我去找五樓來!
作者: cathyting (cathy) 2007-09-29 23:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: minground 2007-09-29 23:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: echelen (左撇子) 2007-09-29 23:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 天阿我肚子好痛
作者:
tawei229 (DADADADADADADADA)
2007-09-29 23:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD肛肛好
作者:
ehrlich (雲思24)
2007-09-29 23:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shadowmoon 2007-09-29 23:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: koyako (恩恩) 2007-09-29 23:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: reka (栗卡) 2007-09-30 00:02:00
XD有笑到...
作者: riku (深海水舞星) 2007-09-30 00:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
l791016 (瓦特)
2007-09-30 00:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: natsumi0416 (問題出在自己) 2007-09-30 00:09:00
給他爆吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wantcoco 2007-09-30 00:10:00
肛了它 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
wanger (wanger)
2007-09-30 00:21:00靠杯....太爆笑了吧....
作者: CYFJames 2007-09-30 00:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推到爆吧!
作者:
kizu1124 (\( ̄ー ̄;) >)
2007-09-30 00:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cactus22 (cactus) 2007-09-30 00:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Tenging (菜鳥)
2007-09-30 00:29:00XDDDD
作者: tunya704 2007-09-30 00:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太誇張了XDDD
作者: ictttu (steven) 2007-09-30 00:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑
作者: hippopotamas (河馬一隻) 2007-09-30 00:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: meril (meril) 2007-09-30 00:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ilww (天氣不錯...) 2007-09-30 00:34:00
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
music11162 (C'est La Vie(這就是生活)
2007-09-30 00:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD害我差點被我室友送去精神病院
作者:
ghusd77 (14793)
2007-09-30 00:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: housecat (宅貓) 2007-09-30 00:43:00
徵求勇者月工便當...
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: differe94nt 2007-09-30 00:53:00
香名的命!!!!
作者:
lolikung (幹麼查我?)
2007-09-30 00:53:00肛肛好
作者: jaiyalas (銀河鐵道囧囧囧) 2007-09-30 00:57:00
舊制漲..XDDDDDDDD
作者: faczzona 2007-09-30 00:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yipy 2007-09-30 01:02:00
店員:等等!我去找五樓來!
作者: nickzn 2007-09-30 01:04:00
太扯了。。。。XDDDD
作者: YilanRay (光影迷思) 2007-09-30 01:06:00
要肛幾分鐘才剛剛好?
作者: nvbear 2007-09-30 01:13:00
XDDDDDD真誇張
作者: tbc666 2007-09-30 01:14:00
店員:等等!我去找五樓來!
作者: nccq 2007-09-30 01:17:00
笑在口裡 甜在心理
作者: rimwumcc (翔) 2007-09-30 01:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
shinome (宅化中的腐麻糬)
2007-09-30 01:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: y603amy3 (y603amy3) 2007-09-30 01:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: beatrizjuan 2007-09-30 01:29:00
只有鄉民才懂的爆點啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
YKai 2007-09-30 01:37:00一共肛了65次 XD
作者: whatisreal 2007-09-30 01:38:00
[超幹]幫客人微波熱狗要被 月工~
作者: nightcomes (風不平浪不靜) 2007-09-30 01:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sunnylex (存P幣救台灣) 2007-09-30 01:59:00
肛肛好
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tennis (諾亞方舟) 2007-09-30 02:08:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ielaw (擁抱勝過千萬語) 2007-09-30 02:12:00
肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~
作者: ladyevee 2007-09-30 02:17:00
還沒爆耶~扛了他XD
作者: greendragonx 2007-09-30 02:23:00
超好笑啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
grop (飛呀 飛呀 小黑俠)
2007-09-30 02:26:00原po想肛店員
作者:
littlesafe (小(ㄊㄨㄟˇ)安(ㄎㄨㄥˋ)
2007-09-30 02:26:00笑在心裡 爆在便當裡
作者: timchung 2007-09-30 02:26:00
XD...笑死...鄉民當太久
作者:
gilolo (自然色)
2007-09-30 02:27:00差點螢幕上就有我口中的飲料了…
作者: ielaw (擁抱勝過千萬語) 2007-09-30 02:30:00
各單位注意~這裡快要被肛暴了~快讓它暴肛吧
作者: whatisreal 2007-09-30 02:30:00
[努力]月工好推一個99
作者: badturtle 2007-09-30 02:31:00
肛了他 = ="
作者: whatisreal 2007-09-30 02:31:00
微波太久真的會爆~被爆米花打過= =
作者: teoteo 2007-09-30 02:32:00
超好笑啦 給它爆 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: whatisreal 2007-09-30 02:32:00
沒爆嗎??繼續月工........月工女子
作者: whatisreal 2007-09-30 02:34:00
爆了~我月工到自己了>口<
作者: Doris707 2007-09-30 02:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fancyrex (4℃) 2007-09-30 02:53:00
我笑翻了...............
作者: pttlz (工蟻) 2007-09-30 02:56:00
頭爆感言: 感謝大家的支持.ptt待這麼久,頭一回爆了
作者:
r5252 (邱于玥心靈塔羅)
2007-09-30 02:57:00XDDD
作者: pttlz (工蟻) 2007-09-30 02:57:00
心中高興不是因為爆了,而是這篇證明我已是ptt百分百的鄉民
作者: pttlz (工蟻) 2007-09-30 02:59:00
更高興的是,那個被肛的便當........真 的 很 好 吃
作者: pttlz (工蟻) 2007-09-30 03:00:00
鄉民萬歲 ptt萬歲~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~咦?鄉民們呢??????????????????????
作者:
jyunwei (jyunwei)
2007-09-30 05:53:00為什麼本來沒笑想了三十秒那情景就笑了XD
作者: ainne 2007-09-30 08:24:00
中毒太深了~~ XDDDD
作者:
Johhan 2007-09-30 09:03:00這個後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2007-09-30 09:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: weijen1027 2007-09-30 09:52:00
不推不行XD
作者:
ligar ( 影-小美女時鐘)
2007-09-30 10:15:00噴了 XD
作者: reliberathe (白目大學生) 2007-09-30 10:49:00
XD太好笑了XDDDDD 肛了他~肛了他
作者:
hyelim (沒什麼好怕的 XDDDD)
2007-09-30 11:38:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太扯了啦
作者: dsch (Boris) 2007-09-30 12:06:00
XDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
parcae (=parcae=)
2007-09-30 12:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: FUNic 2007-09-30 13:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 肛得好﹗
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 讚!
作者:
inale (謝小多)
2007-09-30 13:39:00XD
作者: Kapenza (Kapenza) 2007-09-30 13:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哇哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Satosss 2007-09-30 14:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
h2ono1 (水哥)
2007-09-30 15:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jwcs 2007-09-30 15:34:00你贏了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
我現在和我先生說話...也都說"肛了他!!"...A害
作者:
flylover (Where's my time)
2007-09-30 16:30:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: PacificBlue 2007-09-30 17:36:00
XD
作者: WXIII (追憶編-神作) 2007-09-30 18:49:00
月工月工女子XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
dormice (MJ KING OF POP )
2007-09-30 19:03:00孩子,書可以多念,ptt不可以多上,不要整天肛來肛去
作者: stoptalking (達) 2007-09-30 19:12:00
超好笑的啦
作者: fsummery 2007-09-30 19:35:00
好笑
作者:
onlywei (.........)
2007-09-30 19:48:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MMQSben 2007-09-30 20:32:00
XDDDDDDDDD超爆笑
作者: irenepei (irene) 2007-09-30 20:44:00
XDDDD 太扯啦
作者: qq16630068 2007-09-30 21:05:00
哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
NoCanDo (沒法度)
2007-09-30 21:19:00我虛脫了..
作者: HATEFISH 2007-09-30 22:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
我笑了很久 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: calamorum (小藥) 2007-09-30 22:09:00
笑翻在電腦前 XD
作者:
lucifier (lucifier)
2007-09-30 22:16:00肚子好痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: feather585 2007-09-30 22:28:00
肛了他XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: axyl 2007-09-30 23:36:00
幹.....講電話忍住不笑又一發.....XD