作者:
catwalk (牡蠣男孩憂鬱之死)
2007-11-08 11:32:49※ 引述《swingariel (我愛打字王)》之銘言：
: 前陣子在牛排館打工發生的事情
: 點餐的時候
: 我: 我們有酥皮鮑魚濃湯 海鮮清湯和洋蔥湯
: 先生 請問你要點哪一種呢?
: 客人: 酥皮包皮濃湯
: 我: ...........好的 一個酥皮鮑魚濃湯
: 我實在是憋笑憋到快吐血了
突然想到我表姊說過的一件事情
表姊當年是空服員
受訓完第一次正式上機服務，新人都很緊張
她一個同期的同學更是戰戰兢兢
當天的主餐是魚和鴨，一般來說，她們都會問客人
「Would you like fish or duck？」
那同學因為太緊張，第一句話開口就問一個老外客人說
「Would you like dish or fuck？」
講完之後自己也傻了
好在老外很幽默，還回她
Hmmm I think I prefer dish…cause my wife is here.(指指旁邊大笑的太太)
作者: mnnmmn (狂張) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XD
作者: neio23 2006-01-08 11:33:00
哈好可愛的阿都仔
作者: Yawper (霸王翔吼蔣介石) 2006-01-08 11:37:00
哈哈 超幽默的老外XD
作者: derekwolf (德瑞克郎勒) 2006-01-08 11:39:00
I would like fuck
作者: lalune 2006-01-08 11:42:00
歪國人的幽默感跟呆灣郎不一樣
那就是太太不在的話...... 你知道的... (伸)
作者: j105660305 (柚子) 2006-01-08 11:42:00
:I would like fuck?
作者:
CYNDl (我比楊宗偉帥)
2006-01-08 11:43:00哈哈
作者:
swpoker (swpoker)
2006-01-08 11:46:00I would like fuck 大辣!!越辣越好
作者:
smmoon (邦)
2006-01-08 11:48:00I would like to fuck with u...
作者:
starkirby (星之å¡æ¯”)
2006-01-08 11:57:00I would like fuck XD
作者:
starkirby (星之å¡æ¯”)
2006-01-08 11:58:00還有 表姊的圖呢?
作者:
rogergon ( Aquila)
2006-01-08 12:08:00沒在機上吃過鴨肉。
作者: mos588p (vito) 2006-01-08 12:11:00
=================以下報名肛老外================
作者: eggals (Egg) 2006-01-08 12:13:00
這個太好笑了...
作者: vickyme (新生活) 2006-01-08 12:38:00
根據yahoo字典 dish:【口】(性方面)有魅力的人;美女;通常
作者: vickyme (新生活) 2006-01-08 12:39:00
通常指漂亮女子 選啥都不對阿 XD
作者: feather585 2006-01-08 12:43:00
I would like fuck XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: anochen 2006-01-08 12:45:00
Would you like dick or fuck？
作者: vinita (紅豆) 2006-01-08 12:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈...
作者: kengi0218 (nono) 2006-01-08 12:52:00
樓上這樣問 就變成要問要不要 月工 月工 女子 ?
作者:
debris (人如其ID)
2006-01-08 13:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Kimboy 2006-01-08 13:05:00
快笑死了
作者:
eggimage (目前沒有名片)
2006-01-08 13:09:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ilay (resolution)
2006-01-08 13:34:00XDDDD 好幽默
作者:
hc5678 (仙人掌)
2006-01-08 13:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maydagreen 2006-01-08 13:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lookforsky (Oreo) 2006-01-08 14:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
AuroraSky (長煙一空 皓月千里)
2006-01-08 14:08:00這太爆笑了 XDDDDDDDD
作者: jarlia 2006-01-08 14:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lkkppio (囧薰)
2006-01-08 14:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
老外耳語:but we may talk about fuck later...
作者: walker21 (閒遊者) 2006-01-08 14:41:00
XD
作者: shadowmoon 2006-01-08 14:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
parcae (=parcae=)
2006-01-08 15:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ourasp ( 熱會產生冬天做好像都)
2006-01-08 15:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ethanol (牛仔媽媽)
2006-01-08 15:25:00本日最經典XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Cj20n 2006-01-08 15:47:00
我...我要後者 >////< (撲倒)
作者: littlestone (打雜RD) 2006-01-08 15:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Addidas (天堂 地獄 一線間)
2006-01-08 16:06:001
作者:
mankaro (薰衣草森林)
2006-01-08 16:28:00XD
作者: justsuperfro 2006-01-08 16:29:00
這個好笑XD
作者:
kcott (靠得住)
2006-01-08 16:44:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: retry (啦啦啦) 2006-01-08 16:51:00
XD
作者: ttaammaammaa 2006-01-08 16:57:00
XDDD
作者: joanju (龍龍) 2006-01-08 16:58:00
這個幽默感真的很棒....
作者: catwalk (牡蠣男孩憂鬱之死) 2006-01-08 16:58:00
有這麼好笑喔-.-? 我表姐都是四歲小孩的媽了，別伸圖了吧
作者:
grop (飛呀 飛呀 小黑俠)
2006-01-08 17:14:00Would you like dish or fuck？
作者:
sasanmo (普利斯特蘑)
2006-01-08 17:18:00四歲小孩的媽才有媽媽的溫暖感覺阿>／／／<
作者: RainInNight 2006-01-08 17:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: njph93m4 (火星大貓貓) 2006-01-08 17:32:00
哈
作者: windlune (qe) 2006-01-08 17:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: guitar2007 2006-01-08 17:41:00
哈哈........
作者:
zaqwsxcde (我們是台灣不是中華台北)
2006-01-08 18:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aprilfools97 (Pourquoi) 2006-01-08 18:05:00
超好笑
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: QvQvQ (偶是QV) 2006-01-08 18:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: debdeb 2006-01-08 18:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死
作者: chiya666 2006-01-08 18:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
inale (謝小多)
2006-01-08 18:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ilcha99 2006-01-08 18:33:00
XD
作者:
needhp (AzaFish阿渣魚)
2006-01-08 18:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真經典
作者: nvbear 2006-01-08 18:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: noviage (涵涵) 2006-01-08 19:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: visionwind (W.) 2006-01-08 19:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dish!!
作者:
newest (C'est la vie~)
2006-01-08 19:30:00表姊:讓我當你的菜吧XDDD
作者: joannchi 2006-01-08 19:48:00
哈哈
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
aidsai (臣聞地廣者粟多國大者人)
2006-01-08 20:34:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: stoptalking (達) 2006-01-08 20:54:00
XD
作者: pmelp (黑鐵仔) 2006-01-08 21:09:00
How about 3P......I mean my wife is insterted in it
作者: phchui 2006-01-08 21:19:00
餐後: Coffee, Tea or Me?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: romu (幽。魂) 2006-01-08 21:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ffmuteki9 (let us be who we are)
2006-01-08 21:38:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD的老外超幽默XDDDDDD
作者:
cashko 2006-01-08 21:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
shiaohs (Syl)
2006-01-08 21:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDD 那外國人很幽默XD
作者:
rayzart (蒙面裸體戰士)
2006-01-08 21:59:00Would you like dick or fuck？
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
supermen (叫我史博曼)
2006-01-08 22:03:00笑翻XDDD
作者: riverleaf (我討厭冬天>"<) 2006-01-08 22:23:00
XD
作者: pugarine (迎接挑戰) 2006-01-08 22:36:00
哈哈~~~這個好~ XDDDD
作者:
kendawx (呦霍霍~)
2006-01-08 22:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: opray (讓我清醒點) 2006-01-08 23:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD, 如果老婆不在這怎麼辦?
作者:
TinyaX (丟掉)
2006-01-08 23:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: searchptt 2006-01-08 23:45:00
圖呢?
作者: StAKA (狗不理包子) 2006-01-08 23:54:00
我以為是說成:Would you like fish or dick?XDDDDD
作者:
addor (流浪)
2006-01-09 00:09:00老外真幽默XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sssiii 2006-01-09 00:58:00
XDDD有笑有推
作者: lingar (柚子~*) 2006-01-09 01:04:00
老外超幽默XDDDDD
作者: elysedino (elyse) 2006-01-09 01:08:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yoyophs (嘴砲我內行) 2006-01-09 01:10:00
I would like fuck.我老婆不在!
作者: jeff3301 (正義的化身) 2006-01-09 02:11:00
XD
作者:
Y0SHIKI (天天吃ㄆㄣ的小孩)
2006-01-09 03:39:00I would like fuck. 另外再加一份大陸妹^^y
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2006-01-09 04:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Commands (《魔鬼滴沾醬》) 2006-01-09 08:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD老外好強
hmm..I would like....you know that~
作者: sheepbow (無與倫比的美麗) 2006-01-09 09:26:00
XD
作者: DENON 2006-01-09 12:48:00
XD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2006-01-09 13:27:00XD
作者:
taylorlin (摔不死，那就再來吧!)
2006-01-09 14:04:00有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
love900 (庸人自擾)
2006-01-09 15:57:00XDXD
作者: echohihi (Echo) 2006-01-09 17:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了
作者: catwalk (牡蠣男孩憂鬱之死) 2006-01-09 17:19:00
要借轉的請拿去，註明出處和作者就好謝謝....
作者: Jiuliano1412 (擁有) 2006-01-09 17:31:00
XD
作者: bc0960 2006-01-09 18:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kiric (布萊梅)
2006-01-09 18:29:00好好笑 XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Missingx (希望我學會自私!)
2006-01-09 19:13:00好好笑~
作者:
Leaf789 (葉子)
2006-01-09 19:30:00XDDDDDD
作者:
lie0116 (å°é»ƒ)
2006-01-09 19:43:00XD 給她爆
作者: shoot2 (@@) 2006-01-09 21:25:00
真可愛的老外XD
作者:
BornFish (Vrocks)
2006-01-09 22:08:00好可愛的老外
作者: EpeeCat (TC) 2006-01-09 23:09:00
這真的太好笑啦!!!推啦!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: roxysilver (¿Nah rite?) 2006-01-09 23:20:00
dish?
作者: eric0924 2006-01-09 23:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: angelcandy 2006-01-11 08:50:00
XD
作者: merrope (Smooth) 2006-01-11 17:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bigjam (大果醬)
2006-01-12 01:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑喔 哈哈哈哈
作者: jarieme (日光微溫) 2006-01-13 21:04:00
XD
作者: cbao (陳小寶) 2006-01-13 23:02:00
I would like fuck after dish
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)
2006-01-15 00:34:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
braveht (衝吧衝吧)
2006-01-15 21:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bc0960 2006-01-24 15:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: voguehan (涵) 2007-08-16 23:57:00
老外真幽默XD
作者:
gsuper (Logit(odds))
2007-09-22 00:31:00coffe tea or me?