[無言] 豆花~~~~~~豆花~~~~~~ defeat PTT批踢踢實業坊

[無言] 豆花豆花

作者: defeat (今天過去) 2007-11-26 23:30:27

話說我在一個位於市區的營區當大頭兵
唯一的任務就是站哨!
這天剛好是個風和日麗的美好假日
有一個阿兵哥站在哨上突然不知道哪根筋不對勁
就突發奇想對著每個路過的機車汽車行人比個Y的手勢想看看有多少人會有反應
就這樣比著比著
此時!
外面有個賣豆花的阿伯騎著腳踏車悠哉的經過了
「倒輝~~~~倒輝~~~~~(台語)」
這阿兵想也不想就對著阿伯熱情的比個Y打招呼
阿伯想當然也注意到這阿兵哥了.但是卻沒有太大的反應就騎過去了
這阿兵哥也不以為意的繼續對路人亂比Y
突然
他感覺到
那"倒輝倒輝"的聲音在耳旁不斷環繞完全沒離開的意思
就在這個瞬間
這阿兵哥看到
阿伯正提著兩碗豆花在門口對著這阿兵哥微笑!!
是兩碗豆花!!
兩碗豆花!!!
兩碗豆花!!!! (還是熱的喔!)
後來這阿兵哥就掏錢買下了兩碗豆花

作者: mnnmmn (狂張) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

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作者: inrainbows97 (打B高手) 2006-01-12 19:59:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: naturalQa (一生懸命) 2006-01-26 23:32:00

看了很久才懂XD

作者: WAXIANG 2006-01-26 23:32:00

XDDDDDDDD

作者: pipiball (屁屁) 2006-01-26 23:32:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dragon7652 2006-01-26 23:33:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: doust (天亮了之後還有我) 2006-01-26 23:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: allenpn 2006-01-26 23:35:00

如果原po對著垃圾車比ya..

作者: andrew1988 (水壺) 2006-01-26 23:37:00

果原po對著檳榔攤比ya..

作者: kengi0218 (nono) 2006-01-26 23:39:00

原po將會被關禁閉

作者: tapeban (乎克而) 2006-01-26 23:39:00

如果原po超速對著測速器比ya..

作者: Hateson (曾經滄海難為水) 2006-01-26 23:40:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kengi0218 (nono) 2006-01-26 23:41:00

如果原po對著靈車比ya

作者: xu5k (豆豆) 2006-01-26 23:42:00

如果原po對著救護車比ya..

作者: lancehsiao 2006-01-26 23:42:00

如果原po對著長官比ya..

作者: MKAngelheart (夏。初雪) 2006-01-26 23:44:00

我愛寫作 YA~

作者: littlechou (littlechou) 2006-01-26 23:46:00

如果原po對著砂窗砂門換玻璃的小卡比ya..

作者: shadowmoon 2006-01-26 23:46:00

如果原po對著憲兵比ya..

作者: kengi0218 (nono) 2006-01-26 23:47:00

我愛歡樂 YA~

作者: jasonflower (小花) 2006-01-26 23:48:00

最後一句後勁真夠XDDDDDD

作者: nobrain5566 2006-01-26 23:49:00

^_<y

作者: CALLATE (CALLATE) 2006-01-26 23:51:00

哈哈~~~還好不是送20碗

作者: dankai (冷泡茶) 2006-01-26 23:54:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 倒輝兩碗喔!

作者: ABeChen (乖) 2006-01-26 23:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ABeChen (乖) 2006-01-26 23:58:00

有種新版標出現了的爆笑感XD

作者: miel (無所用心) 2006-01-26 23:58:00

五十十五二十多揮幾下

作者: anisan (什麼東西啊) 2006-01-26 23:59:00

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作者: newjedi 2006-01-27 00:05:00

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作者: yuoneone 2006-01-27 00:10:00

好好笑唷你！

作者: twinklestar (autism) 2006-01-27 00:11:00

這個好笑~

作者: gmoz ( This can't do that. ) 2006-01-27 00:13:00

作者: carlyu (EVA-288(Carl)) 2006-01-27 00:15:00

作者: z560154848 (ä¸èªªå‡ºçš„æº«æŸ”) 2006-01-27 00:15:00

好笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: amu1129 (amu) 2006-01-27 00:19:00

你下次換比中指看看

作者: mitsukiys (yuri) 2006-01-27 00:21:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: KAKUDO (南月) 2006-01-27 00:22:00

請問這跟"未兩段式左轉"的笑話有雷同嗎? ^^|||

作者: CINBIN ( 小米蟲~) 2006-01-27 00:23:00

好奇站哨買豆花沒事嗎 0.0?

作者: lkkppio (囧薰) 2006-01-27 00:24:00

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作者: vak 2006-01-27 00:25:00

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作者: aacs0130 (æ¹›éˆ) 2006-01-27 00:26:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原po對著鏡頭比YA!

作者: bettychu (趙小妞) 2006-01-27 00:30:00

救命我笑到不行 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: allenkairyu (薩拉諾斯) 2006-01-27 00:30:00

買兩碗的意思是吃豆花的時候長官出來還能分他一份嗎?

作者: wonderwhy (wonderwhy) 2006-01-27 00:31:00

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作者: kizu1124 (\(￣ー￣；) >) 2006-01-27 00:32:00

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作者: Lanx 2006-01-27 00:32:00

XD後勁頗強的... 阿你是在YA三小阿= = 三八捏~

作者: orzisme (EM) 2006-01-27 00:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: moonsheep2 ('w') 2006-01-27 00:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑翻室友以為我抽筋了

作者: geniusgia 2006-01-27 00:36:00

XDDDDD

作者: twooone (補習海) 2006-01-27 00:37:00

好笑XDDDDDD

作者: Jackwin (穎川健) 2006-01-27 00:38:00

有笑有推 XDDDDDDDD

作者: defeat (今天過去) 2006-01-27 00:38:00

站哨真的很無聊....尤其在這個長官比兵還多的營區= ="

作者: jessica69568 (晴天需要陽光的呵護~) 2006-01-27 00:42:00

XDDD可惡阿!!!笑到讓我睡意全消= v =

作者: Alanfang1234 (依賴) 2006-01-27 00:43:00

我大笑了...

作者: shinome (宅化中的腐麻糬) 2006-01-27 00:48:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: claudiahua ( ) 2006-01-27 00:48:00

阿伯也很可愛啊

作者: gohpx (懶得想) 2006-01-27 00:50:00

太愛亂玩的後果XD..倒數第二句最好笑

作者: howhow (howhow) 2006-01-27 00:52:00

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作者: phisseraph 2006-01-27 00:56:00

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作者: meisterhaft (唉唷胃呀(￣y▽￣)╭) 2006-01-27 00:57:00

突然看懂最後一句XDDDDD

作者: micheral (7-11吸管很難拆) 2006-01-27 00:59:00

推誠實原PO 不過該笑的還是要笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: JustIam (merci9527) 2006-01-27 01:02:00

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作者: eva123112000 (花生蛋) 2006-01-27 01:12:00

XDDDDDD

作者: nvbear 2006-01-27 01:13:00

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作者: tuopv (sing) 2006-01-27 01:14:00

好好好笑喔!!!

作者: Chenyeh (異色) 2006-01-27 01:16:00

有笑有推XDDDD

作者: alentek 2006-01-27 01:16:00

阿伯:單緊固啊來 20碗拿去 (等下可以休息了

作者: sent3 (sent3) 2006-01-27 01:22:00

如果警察杯杯對你比Y

作者: joy115330 2006-01-27 01:42:00

有笑大力推阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: princessmake (座敷娃娃) 2006-01-27 01:52:00

作者: cutemill (呱啦呱呱呱) 2006-01-27 02:00:00

大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Aseven ( 桃氏企業老闆) 2006-01-27 02:04:00

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作者: ths920613 2006-01-27 02:06:00

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作者: theclaire 2006-01-27 02:08:00

推~~阿伯真可愛XDDDDD

作者: qlrhghu 2006-01-27 02:22:00

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作者: dwvr (窮) 2006-01-27 02:34:00

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作者: Victoria (其實我是杯杯控) 2006-01-27 02:41:00

這後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: minchu36tw (國小王) 2006-01-27 02:45:00

看懂就笑到翻桌了XDDDD

作者: asami (é˜¿æ’’ç±³) 2006-01-27 02:49:00

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作者: iamsamu 2006-01-27 03:26:00

XDDDDDDDDD

作者: cashko 2006-01-27 04:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: izzit4ever (夏拉拉) 2006-01-27 06:58:00

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

作者: Ibe (Dreamy) 2006-01-27 07:22:00

阿伯._.\~/ XD

作者: bigstupid (呆熊爸) 2006-01-27 08:21:00

然後老伯就肛了他兩次

作者: yshn (Where Dreams Are Born) 2006-01-27 09:07:00

倒輝伯揪甘心 XDDD

作者: losado 2006-01-27 09:39:00

倒輝～倒輝～倒輝～倒輝～倒輝～

作者: anochen 2006-01-27 09:56:00

於是倒輝伯拉下褲子掏出兩隻......

作者: maywrann 2006-01-27 10:16:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: deoman43 2006-01-27 10:17:00

原PO被老伯肛了兩次XD

作者: gam 2006-01-27 10:42:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: perusic (玻．怒吸哥) 2006-01-27 10:44:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD　突然好想吃豆花XDD

作者: perusic (玻．怒吸哥) 2006-01-27 10:46:00

還有我發現原po是比Y不是比V耶　好酷　XDDD

作者: bookbb 2006-01-27 10:52:00

還好豆花伯副業不是攝影師..(場景:畢業團體照,豆花伯說:...

作者: bookbb 2006-01-27 10:53:00

來唷..同學們全部比YA..

作者: alalala (快下雨吧!) 2006-01-27 11:02:00

XDDDD哈哈哈好好笑

作者: Yie (我就是我) 2006-01-27 11:17:00

作者: wilde (壯志凌雲貓耳朵) 2006-01-27 11:29:00

ohhh my i can't stop laughing ....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: azraelezs 2006-01-27 11:31:00

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作者: xingstar (胖子轉變中!!!) 2006-01-27 11:47:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cclio (cc) 2006-01-27 11:58:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: shineyeh (月~＊) 2006-01-27 12:13:00

哈哈哈XDDDD

作者: grop (飛呀飛呀小黑俠) 2006-01-27 12:32:00

如果原PO對著將軍車比YA........

作者: osis 2006-01-27 12:36:00

XDDDDDD

作者: vinita (紅豆) 2006-01-27 12:36:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好笨..

作者: ffssdb (ffssdb) 2006-01-27 12:39:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: eric0924 2006-01-27 12:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: l00A 2006-01-27 12:51:00

原PO是在401還是402廠？不過兩個地方都算熱鬧..

作者: mabogirl 2006-01-27 13:16:00

如果原po對著新郎比ya.....

作者: noteinthewin (慣看秋月春風) 2006-01-27 13:17:00

對啊還好不是招手

作者: yenjung (yenjung) 2006-01-27 14:15:00

哈哈哈哈好好笑喔~~~!!!

作者: likejerrycat (詹姆斯兔) 2006-01-27 14:25:00

冷挖倒輝~~冷挖倒輝~~冷挖倒輝~~冷挖倒輝

作者: jeff3301 (正義的化身) 2006-01-27 14:27:00

作者: xk1a4u (不懂why) 2006-01-27 17:20:00

囧"mmm

作者: yorick (the Gravedigger) 2006-01-27 17:49:00

XDDDDDDDDD

作者: yja89219 (自以為潮流人) 2006-01-27 17:53:00

XDDDDDDD~~~~

作者: mimiilove (不要叫我漫畫人) 2006-01-27 18:04:00

笑死了.....

作者: a6842684 (嘿嘿...) 2006-01-27 18:10:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: takki329423 (HIKARUUU) 2006-01-27 18:42:00

笑翻了~哈哈哈哈哈XDDDD

作者: romu (幽。魂) 2006-01-27 19:01:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Ferrero0212 (海洋) 2006-01-27 19:43:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: monce (夢夢) 2006-01-27 19:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kuraturbo (賴在你給的床上（誤）) 2006-01-27 20:23:00

倒揮～XD

作者: hank61204 (荒城月) 2006-01-27 20:37:00

XXXD

作者: sinreishi (阿陸) 2006-01-27 21:14:00

XDDD

作者: mamsetc (湘) 2006-01-27 21:40:00

XDDDDDD

作者: RainInNight 2006-01-27 21:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: bestlisa (　　) 2006-01-27 22:26:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推文也好好笑

作者: carrin 2006-01-27 22:28:00

笑死我了睡意全消^^

作者: RUNINTO (33.7公分的距離) 2006-01-27 22:38:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lpc1 (LPC) 2006-01-27 22:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: gsx7777777 (麵包) 2006-01-27 22:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: yuuchilyann (亞由) 2006-01-27 23:06:00

YA~

作者: aslpo (小鳴) 2006-01-27 23:06:00

好笑~XD

作者: evi1ange1 (way back to love) 2006-01-27 23:21:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: GeorgeAugust (亂) 2006-01-27 23:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Islandia 2006-01-27 23:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: EpeeCat (TC) 2006-01-28 00:11:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sibata 2006-01-28 00:50:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: NKE 2006-01-28 01:17:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: moneyliu 2006-01-28 01:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: slycsboy (帆氏物語) 2006-01-28 01:30:00

XXXXDDDDD爆

作者: kristinee 2006-01-28 02:22:00

推～倒揮～

作者: kochs 2006-01-28 09:08:00

會被禁假吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cocoyan (摳摳厭) 2006-01-28 10:27:00

一看就猜到了XD

作者: Xtreme721 (Born Better) 2006-01-28 10:40:00

沒出包吧 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: g019086 (Mini如) 2006-01-28 13:49:00

阿兵哥也有對我比過YA...= =

作者: sa31417 (yy) 2006-01-28 17:56:00

還好不是送20碗XDDDDDDD

作者: Ericdion ( 由心出發 ) 2006-01-28 18:41:00

XDD

作者: ohchair (生活在他方) 2006-01-28 19:55:00

作者: lonely0830 (èŒ—èŒ—) 2006-01-28 23:12:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dorungan (快樂提摩兔) 2006-01-29 17:13:00

站哨很悶吧XD

作者: LeoHsi (小呆) 2006-01-29 23:32:00

有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑不停XDDDDDDDDD

作者: fromwilda (chupan) 2007-02-01 00:43:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: WineCheese (劍星刀芒，風蕩山河魂。) 2007-02-01 19:10:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: csz518 2007-02-02 21:15:00

看了第二遍才懂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mysunsun (風和日麗) 2007-02-02 21:37:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: spiritia (妳來世一定會過很好！) 2007-02-06 00:57:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kkoberyant (Tealphon) 2007-02-27 17:33:00

對靈車比ya，送上兩副棺材

作者: voguehan (涵) 2007-08-17 00:12:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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