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[無言] 頂樓吹吹風(請戴眼鏡入內)

作者: breezedoor (從開始到永遠4)   2008-08-03 19:59:03
最近天氣如此悶熱~昨晚閃光來找我
由於房間實在太熱了，閃光就吵著想去頂樓看看吹風
實在凹不過她 只好答應上去頂樓了(我這十樓 頂樓十五樓)
恩!上去了感覺漫涼快的 就跟閃光在頂樓看看夜景吹吹風~~
在這美好的時光忽然向停止一般的你看著我 我看著你
你眼中有我 我眼中有你~~~
過了一會 我們也看夠了 正想回去~~~
門把一推!
恩.....恩......我轉頭很帥氣的跟閃光說
今晚睡頂樓了!!!!!!!
我們被關在頂樓了!!!!!!!大驚~
過了三分鐘的沉沒
...
....
.....
閃光開始大叫 我開始撞門 但好像一點反應也沒有
我走到牆壁邊往下叫 希望相隔五層而已的妹妹在看電視應該會聽到~~~~
但他好像看傻了 沒反應
最後 閃光開使用最悽慘的聲音往一樓庭院在那邊乘涼的老婆婆老公公喊...
這不喊還好 一喊她們可緊張了 以為我們要跳樓= ="
老人家麼...耳朵有點背了...最後還是聽董我們講的了
然後管理員上來救我們了 真是感動orz
原本要上頂樓乘涼 結果熱的一身汗回家.....
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回家狂喝三大杯水以後~
跟我妹敘述剛才的事情之後
我：妹~你剛沒聽到有人在叫你麼= =
妹：有阿
我：那你不會看一下聲音從哪來喔!你這笨蛋
妹：今天鬼門開 嚇都嚇死我了，剛剛聽到聲音馬上關電視朵到奶奶房間去....
我：......................
作者: BiZi (紫)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
希望能快點找到人
作者: john371911 (醬廖)   2008-02-03 11:15:00
妹妹的圖呢？
作者: a2438home (靠自己最實在)   2008-03-25 13:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: augustuseric   2008-08-03 20:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cute2690   2008-08-03 20:01:00
好好笑喔~~我也被關過頂樓樓頂~超可怕ㄉ
作者: scottlee (Scott李)   2008-08-03 20:01:00
妹妹是對的XD
作者: mochayo (摸摸)   2008-08-03 20:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: loner (魑魅)   2008-08-03 20:05:00
妹妹有好笑到!!
作者: c439167 (はな\(￣▽￣)/)   2008-08-03 20:06:00
妹妹好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adar911 (It's My Turn! (￣︶￣)v)   2008-08-03 20:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDy請把妹妹圖附上~~
作者: newesther (Hannah)   2008-08-03 20:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: etrana (Bon Courage NI!!)   2008-08-03 20:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jack111222 (元寶~)   2008-08-03 20:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: newesther (Hannah)   2008-08-03 20:19:00
原po說要戴眼鏡入內 快速瞎
作者: peter4216   2008-08-03 20:27:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: godoon   2008-08-03 20:27:00
奶奶房間有保護網
作者: iamfind (sunnychitty)   2008-08-03 20:31:00
我半夜三點去宿舍頂樓救過室友 我室友看我臉色應該想
作者: iamfind (sunnychitty)   2008-08-03 20:33:00
她們寧願被關一個晚上吧XD~~我有起床氣
作者: sj0823   2008-08-03 20:35:00
XDDDDDD
作者: boltsky (sky)   2008-08-03 20:36:00
XD
作者: anochen   2008-08-03 20:39:00
半夜睡不著覺.....
作者: mnoz (kin)   2008-08-03 20:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shuntpooh   2008-08-03 20:43:00
妹妹是對的XD
作者: stevo8968 (高譚射背哥)   2008-08-03 20:45:00
[超幹]眼鏡 墨鏡不分 害我閃瞎眼
作者: hardypin (Hardy)   2008-08-03 20:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: deoxys ( )   2008-08-03 20:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: laiayo (老百姓)   2008-08-03 20:45:00
奶奶房間有結界嗎??
作者: th07182000   2008-08-03 20:46:00
一連串的誤會XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: disghost (Disghost)   2008-08-03 20:49:00
推鬼門開XDDDDD
作者: athenak (雅典娜)   2008-08-03 20:52:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈....
作者: jiunyug (均)   2008-08-03 20:55:00
妹妹好好笑XDDDDDDD
作者: bluesky2 (一切都過去了~)   2008-08-03 20:58:00
有沒有這麼好笑阿 哈 妹:嚇都嚇死我了 ^^
作者: swjlsc (右手贏了)   2008-08-03 21:00:00
XD
作者: jojo87   2008-08-03 21:03:00
XDDDDDD
作者: freejohnny   2008-08-03 21:03:00
妹妹是對的!!
作者: cellus   2008-08-03 21:08:00
妹妹是對的XD
作者: wind164 (正義必勝)   2008-08-03 21:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: suchiachi (兩個人的看海計劃*)   2008-08-03 21:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dearevan (有情有義流浪漢)   2008-08-03 21:16:00
奶奶的房間有防閃AT力場 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mrcat (貓先生)   2008-08-03 21:20:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: skyrazui (紫紫 (*’艸‘))   2008-08-03 21:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Johnnyacbb (Aloha)   2008-08-03 21:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: novelfly (瑞瑞)   2008-08-03 21:24:00
妹妹好可愛XDDDDDD
作者: nanami24 (小眼睛生得出大眼睛嗎)   2008-08-03 21:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: linux09x (Bealaef)   2008-08-03 21:29:00
妹妹可以衝嗎
作者: gl4xup6z83g (Say good-bye)   2008-08-03 21:35:00
害我笑到放屁了＝　＝
作者: QQest   2008-08-03 21:36:00
妹妹好可愛XDDDDD
作者: npmins (堅定的，燃燒生命)   2008-08-03 21:36:00
樓上XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: npmins (堅定的，燃燒生命)   2008-08-03 21:37:00
樓樓上= =
作者: pchome1104   2008-08-03 21:38:00
...怎麼會放屁....
作者: child1027 (我曾經存在過)   2008-08-03 21:39:00
笑到放屁...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nohuman0827 (希望能夠成真)   2008-08-03 21:39:00
哈哈 妹妹好可愛XDD
作者: joker1987 (^_<)   2008-08-03 21:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yammiy814 (貓哥)   2008-08-03 21:47:00
原來笨點在推文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dormice (MJ KING OF POP )   2008-08-03 21:52:00
妹妹..................................
作者: vacancy623 (sophomore)   2008-08-03 21:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DRmikeice   2008-08-03 21:53:00
妹妹是對的啊!! 放屁那位是怎麼回事阿= =??
作者: ger1088 (小碩)   2008-08-03 21:53:00
妹妹圖呢?伸圖
作者: qupfu6 (拼奇)   2008-08-03 21:57:00
哈哈哈推妹妹
作者: chordae2001   2008-08-03 21:58:00
笑到嗆到了XDD
作者: nuroro (晡哩)   2008-08-03 22:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ej04m3   2008-08-03 22:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: m249m4a1   2008-08-03 22:03:00
以前在電影院看電影 旁邊就座了一個笑到放屁的傢伙
作者: kimifort (奇米堡)   2008-08-03 22:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zisarfee   2008-08-03 22:18:00
好好笑哦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: leady   2008-08-03 22:20:00
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作者: seclovpla (我不知道)   2008-08-03 22:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gloomedran (無名小輩)   2008-08-03 22:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BowFishW   2008-08-03 22:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: skyprograms (Wei)   2008-08-03 22:33:00
結界?！方圍定礎~結XD
作者: lwsun (大叔)   2008-08-03 22:34:00
哈哈哈哈哈～～（噗...)
作者: by216 (霹趴PiPa)   2008-08-03 22:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: breezedoor (從開始到永遠4)   2008-08-03 22:39:00
應該說.....我奶奶比鬼還恐怖(爆)
作者: vi000246 (Vi)   2008-08-03 22:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: haha123ha (四神湯)   2008-08-03 23:02:00
在頂樓過了三分鐘的沉沒...XD 是沉到幾樓了..XDDD
作者: elfswordsman (光頭)   2008-08-03 23:03:00
妹妹天才 XD
作者: anemowaves (葉隨風)   2008-08-03 23:11:00
妹妹是對的！你不附圖就不對拉！
作者: evanpolo   2008-08-03 23:11:00
你的奶奶是楓奶奶嗎???XD
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2008-08-03 23:13:00
XD
作者: riket0403 (麵包)   2008-08-03 23:16:00
妹妹是對的!!~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sikiakaya (失去可能性的利迪少尉)   2008-08-03 23:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: liiko (●.●)   2008-08-03 23:33:00
XDDDDD
作者: sundancy   2008-08-03 23:35:00
我也凌晨兩點出去關院子鐵門結果被鎖在屋外orz還穿著細
作者: sundancy   2008-08-03 23:36:00
肩帶實在沒臉走去離家十五分鐘的派出所 我能體會你的心情
作者: eva0083   2008-08-03 23:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sundancy   2008-08-03 23:37:00
sundancy一整個囧rz阿~
作者: geniusshiun (小動)   2008-08-03 23:39:00
事實證明，不可以在樓上親熱太久~
作者: codcape   2008-08-03 23:48:00
妹妹救援成功！！XD
作者: s4511981 (置身事外的占卜師)   2008-08-03 23:48:00
戴墨鏡吧= = 戴眼鏡不是被閃得更瞎
作者: aowater   2008-08-03 23:53:00
XDD
作者: lovingwu (If you seek Amy)   2008-08-04 00:14:00
其實妹妹是去死團團員
作者: acutepain   2008-08-04 00:23:00
妹妹聰明 她不想變瞎
作者: giligowla039 (晶晶)   2008-08-04 00:24:00
嚇都嚇死我了 XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: magaiml (阿祈)   2008-08-04 00:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BluesHarp (栩栩藍色豎琴也)   2008-08-04 00:31:00
妹妹是對的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jp6u04x06   2008-08-04 00:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kkfan410 (Anke)   2008-08-04 00:38:00
哈哈哈 害我大笑... 重點有人笑到放屁XDDD
作者: Reder   2008-08-04 00:44:00
兩個笑點，讚！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: frente0630 (熱帶魚)   2008-08-04 00:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fruitking (草頭果子)   2008-08-04 00:47:00
魔法阿嬤！
作者: LMF1210   2008-08-04 00:48:00
XD
作者: happy1217 (牛寶)   2008-08-04 00:53:00
我想和你一起去吹吹風~去吹吹風~~~~
作者: wwa928 (無藥可救的馬尾控)   2008-08-04 01:04:00
推妹妹一個
作者: dongone   2008-08-04 01:14:00
妹妹有在看靈異節目!!
作者: voguehan (涵)   2008-08-04 01:17:00
XDDDD
作者: kai1210 (Kenneth)   2008-08-04 01:23:00
XD
作者: englwings (Happiness :))   2008-08-04 01:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: homerunball   2008-08-04 01:37:00
XDDD
作者: Ruph   2008-08-04 01:58:00
妹：今天鬼門開 嚇都嚇死我了!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bggyp (小心眼)   2008-08-04 02:28:00
XDDDDD
作者: pudin520723 (布丁搖一搖)   2008-08-04 02:30:00
其實妹妹等這天很久了 XD
作者: memalina (.........)   2008-08-04 02:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: petshopboii (mr.星大少)   2008-08-04 03:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: LeonBolton (里昂波頓)   2008-08-04 03:28:00
這告訴我們.... 出門在外，務必手機身影不離 = =
作者: awaro (jupiter's cock)   2008-08-04 05:15:00
我看到有人笑到放屁就狂笑了XD
作者: porque   2008-08-04 05:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: FHead (˙_˙)   2008-08-04 07:45:00
妹妹好可愛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pienso   2008-08-04 07:53:00
......XDDD
作者: aaronstyle (爆炸)   2008-08-04 08:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wangsynnex   2008-08-04 08:04:00
XD
作者: Darius1979 (魚和水)   2008-08-04 08:27:00
妹 : 想閃我閃光 ?! 還好有鬼月作藉口
作者: librann (Future?)   2008-08-04 09:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ggiirrllkk (開心)   2008-08-04 09:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fishnurse (不要太美麗，要平凡相依)   2008-08-04 09:21:00
XDD好好笑
作者: hung0305 (阿呆)   2008-08-04 09:23:00
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
作者: c550hunter (華一下)   2008-08-04 09:26:00
XXD要笑死了放屁＞口＜!!
作者: lucas01 (lucas)   2008-08-04 09:53:00
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作者: jot5436   2008-08-04 10:38:00
e04，叫人戴眼鏡結果被閃瞎了
作者: yao30712 (雪結晶)   2008-08-04 11:33:00
妹妹是對的XD
作者: juanmao (Ｘ'捲pan)   2008-08-04 11:50:00
妹妹是對的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MiLkGrAsS   2008-08-04 12:31:00
笑到放屁 = = 這推文害我狂笑.....(肚子痛)
作者: orfeo20306 (SILIN)   2008-08-04 12:40:00
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/a2101821018/21846824這對兄弟跟你們很像...
作者: goodbye123 (邀月乘風)   2008-08-04 12:43:00
妹妹是對的.....
作者: orangelif (Lif)   2008-08-04 12:44:00
妹妹躲得好押~~
作者: yesiamegg   2008-08-04 12:57:00
妹妹真中肯
作者: pacofans   2008-08-04 13:06:00
妹妹是對的XD
作者: aikobz (小羊)   2008-08-04 13:24:00
妹妹好可愛~~
作者: izzit4ever (夏拉拉)   2008-08-04 14:27:00
妹妹的反應很正常XDDDDDDDDD
作者: yona (永遠記得要先愛自己)   2008-08-04 14:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 大推妹妹的反應
作者: CacaoBarry   2008-08-04 14:55:00
笑到放屁是怎樣XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: cc4152 (>豹紋女孩<)   2008-08-04 15:16:00
你妹根本就是故意的阿XDDDDDD
作者: bbtt2021 (正義女超人)   2008-08-04 15:19:00
妹妹是對的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wanfen (fen)   2008-08-04 15:19:00
妹妹好好笑XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: richday (繽紛)   2008-08-04 18:22:00
你妹是對的XDDDDDDDDD
作者: ROSHINA7855 (桃子)   2008-08-04 18:51:00
推妹妹XD
作者: stevely (stevely)   2008-08-04 19:06:00
妹妹XDDDD
作者: Arlen7119 (不過就是暱稱)   2008-08-04 19:26:00
XDDDDD
作者: Lunachen (期待愛情)   2008-08-04 20:10:00
妹妹有好笑到!!
作者: sherryasd (亨哈哈)   2008-08-04 20:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 眼鏡
作者: genevieve   2008-08-04 21:23:00
最好笑的是眼鏡XDDDDDDDD
作者: kiba226 (小赤)   2008-08-04 21:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sarababy (明明這裡就是天堂的缺口)   2008-08-04 21:34:00
我笑了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~€€
作者: maydaybunny   2008-08-04 21:39:00
推文那對兄弟也好好笑喔XDDDD
作者: kame2007   2008-08-04 21:40:00
GOOD JOB
作者: f575739 (冰月千影)   2008-08-04 21:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: juliey566   2008-08-04 22:26:00
狂笑ING
作者: karenlo (對~~我就是難搞!)   2008-08-04 23:02:00
妹妹是對的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: john11221 (fish)   2008-08-04 23:32:00
妹妹好可愛XDDDDDD
作者: shaoan   2008-08-04 23:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lynnwu35 ((煎蛋))   2008-08-04 23:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~笑翻
作者: machijoy (The Best Offer)   2008-08-05 00:33:00
我年少時也幹過這樣的事情..
作者: wersdf741   2008-08-05 00:47:00
妹妹有好笑到!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Giovinazzo ()囧()   2008-08-05 01:50:00
妹妹XD
作者: Tamama56 (袴田日向)   2008-08-05 02:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kelan (新手媽媽)   2008-08-05 02:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD肚子好痛 哈哈
作者: candywen (天使會與我們同在..)   2008-08-05 10:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: YZVINO50 (愛自由)   2008-08-05 19:50:00
我也作過這種事 但是我從頂樓爬鐵窗到別人家的陽台內但是沒有脫逃成功，因為那戶把門給反鎖了，我出不去 = ="
作者: yijapan   2008-08-05 22:47:00
妹妹是對的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jaren (回憶的擁抱)   2008-08-05 23:57:00
妹妹真可愛...好好笑
作者: lyd0602 (長假終了)   2008-08-06 00:02:00
妹妹是對的
作者: beautyev   2008-08-06 00:56:00
怎麼大家都這麼在乎鬼門開
作者: k66moren (sorry:()   2008-08-06 06:25:00
HAHAHAHA
作者: drunkbitch   2008-08-07 06:01:00
XDDD噗滋..戴眼鏡
作者: zana   2008-08-09 14:32:00
推妹妹XDDDDDD"
作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡塵)   2008-08-12 18:19:00
妹妹是對得XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡塵)   2008-08-12 18:23:00
錯字 沉沒~~
作者: antx (哈~)   2008-09-01 09:59:00
我也被關過~慘~
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