作者:
kurtsun (黑貓老師)
2008-08-07 20:56:03時間是剛剛，地點是房間
我才剛跟朋友打完一場魔獸，並且大獲全勝！
而且這可是場賭上五十嵐的戰鬥！超爽的！
一結束我馬上打電話去：
「ㄟ！我要珍珠鮮奶茶去冰少糖大珍珠！」
「淦！」
「抱怨也沒用啦！乖乖的買來我家吧！哇哈哈哈！」
...
我喜歡喝五十嵐的珍珠鮮奶茶！
更喜歡別人請我喝五十嵐的珍珠鮮奶茶！
沒多久，朋友跟他的勁戰噗噗噗的騎到我家樓下了！
喔～我的鮮奶茶！
「喏～畜牲，珍珠鮮奶茶！」
「喔不～！你搞什麼鬼！沒有吸管啊啊啊啊！？」
「ㄟ？↑真的耶？大概店員忘了」
「沒吸管我喝屁啊啊啊啊啊！！？」
我一巴掌往他頭拍下去！讓他跟他的多多綠有了一次的親密接觸
「你不會把膜撕開直接喝喔？你新來的這還要我敎啊？」
朋友摸著頭大聲抗議著，不過我哪鳥他啊！
「所以我說你不懂！直接喝喝不到珍珠啦！！」
「好啦好啦，我再去拿就是了，順便買晚餐......吃泡麵OK吧？」
「快去啊！(踢)」
...
可惡，神阿！為什麼要這樣對我？
我是多麼的渴望能暢飲又甜又可口的珍珠鮮奶茶！
可您，竟然用這樣的方式折磨我！
我此刻的心情
好如提槍上陣之時，卻發現皮夾裡的杜瑞斯被換成3M酒精棉片的無奈
又猶如入手早川瀨里奈BD畫質無修正，卻找不到衛生紙般的徬徨無助
神就在我全身每一根毛都渴求珍珠奶茶的時候，如此試煉著我
放了個五十嵐在我前面，卻不給我吸管...
...
時間一分一秒的過去，我依舊坐立難安的坐在電腦前發楞
終於！
我朋友回來了！
「喏～來一客OK吧？」
他一邊從塑膠袋中把杯麵遞給我，一邊慢條斯里的說
「我管他是來一客還必勝客！快把吸管給我啊啊啊啊！！」
我一把搶下我渴望已久；那又粗又長的...吸管
此刻的我連一秒也不願意多等，
一心一意只想著要「插入」「插入！」「插入！！！」
手起吸管落
迅速的將吸管插入我心愛的珍珠鮮奶茶！
直接用力吸了一口，正準備要大啖一顆顆又圓又甜的珍珠時...
...
「(咦...？)」
我怎麼吸也不吸起來...
吸管壞了？
為什麼......
為什麼！！！？
「為什麼啊啊啊！！！！」我仰天長嘯
神阿！已經走入如此窘境的我，您都不願意放過？
我所渴求的，只不過是一口珍珠一口奶茶而已啊？
為什麼您要這樣一而再、再而三的試探我極限呢？
神阿！你回答我啊...
...
而，就在這個moment，神回答我了
在我心靈深處，神緩緩的對我說：
「孩子...冷靜點...」
「你插到來一客了」
有圖有真相：
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/kurtsunx/12534827
作者:
amy1122 (大芸)
2008-02-15 02:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bthsieh (皮皮)
2008-02-19 01:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
scar906 (三年沒吃過炒飯)
2008-08-07 20:57:00孩子..劇本編的很好...不過沒有50嵐正妹的圖不算分
作者: karoter123 (K寶) 2008-08-07 20:58:00
原PO專業
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ETbear46 2008-08-07 21:02:00
沒有圖阿
我還以為是他拿到細的吸管XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: moon1022 2008-08-07 21:07:00
XDDDDDD
作者: ETbear46 2008-08-07 21:07:00
滾了阿~還是沒有看到圖~
作者:
kurtsun (黑貓老師)
2008-08-07 21:09:00咦？我自己看的到啊？圖在最下面
作者:
kurtsun (黑貓老師)
2008-08-07 21:11:00嗯，正規
作者: hamutarodo 2008-08-07 21:11:00
以為拿到細的+1 XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: watew 2008-08-07 21:13:00
呵~~好笑!
作者:
evanbri (包子Baozi)
2008-08-07 21:23:00有圖有效果!XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Inland (\("▔□▔)/)
2008-08-07 21:28:00你插到來一客了XDDD 我真的覺得超好笑= =
作者: etken06 (Sunday Chien) 2008-08-07 21:29:00
我笑了~!!
作者: nakaidaisuki (?) 2008-08-07 21:29:00
你插到來一客了XDDDD
作者: ziliv 2008-08-07 21:31:00
你插到來一客了XDDDD
作者: lekao 2008-08-07 21:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: k2ek3 2008-08-07 21:34:00
你插到來一客了XDDDD
作者: NotForever (沒有什麼是永垂不朽) 2008-08-07 21:35:00
超好笑XD
作者: SWATDuck (小鴨鴨?) 2008-08-07 21:35:00
來一客:我代替珍奶被懲罰了~~
作者:
mahou (Hola)
2008-08-07 21:37:00XDDDDDDDD
作者:
hope927 (大大頭)
2008-08-07 21:37:00那筷子應該拿去插真珠先奶茶 還插兩根
作者: nollish (gosh!!) 2008-08-07 21:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Naomi72 (餵養幸福)
2008-08-07 21:41:00孩子 冷靜點(笑倒我了) 插到來一客了(無辜被插)
作者:
vanjoey (氵早月 吉頁)
2008-08-07 21:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
irotasi (time to be a cat)
2008-08-07 21:48:00XD
作者:
gebe ((チビ) yeah~ パンダ)
2008-08-07 21:50:00來一客: 躺著也中槍 = =..........
作者: pikiche (Kanze) 2008-08-07 21:50:00
XD
作者: ssecond 2008-08-07 21:50:00
來一客：人家要用吹含吸舔摳啦，直接插太粗 魯了啦
作者:
by216 (霹趴PiPa)
2008-08-07 21:53:00超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ArcticFox (北極の狐狸) 2008-08-07 21:57:00
來一客: 躺著也被肛 囧r2
作者:
RoyEdo (。珩。)
2008-08-07 22:07:00被戳到笑點XDD 原PO你真的瘋了XDDDD
作者:
r50693 (雞排就是要大塊一點)
2008-08-07 22:13:00[超幹]還沒泡我就插我
作者:
s89950 (nogo king)
2008-08-07 22:16:00喉～原波的螢幕下方有張衛生紙...
作者:
ruoyun (小紅你又怎麼了)
2008-08-07 22:19:00來一客：躺著也中槍 = =........
作者: ssnio (XX) 2008-08-07 22:19:00
XDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
giss4u (Eu)
2008-08-07 22:28:00來一客：伊代...
作者:
mlsh213 (蘇菲蕥)
2008-08-07 22:28:00我笑了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: th07182000 2008-08-07 22:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
exe01 (exe01)
2008-08-07 22:31:00有吸到泡麵嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a1997163 (brooker) 2008-08-07 22:32:00
你插到來一客了XDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: befu (旋木) 2008-08-07 22:38:00
來一客大哭
作者: sunnytutor (陽光教師) 2008-08-07 22:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推文也XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hanks78 (978)
2008-08-07 22:51:00XDDDDD 我洨了
作者:
leetaka (LeeTaka)
2008-08-07 22:56:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zincs (白毫烏龍茶)
2008-08-07 22:57:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eiji2099 (YO*SHI) 2008-08-07 23:12:00
超好笑 怎麼沒被M阿 真的很北七耶
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: foreverbrave (sir) 2008-08-07 23:18:00
那鮮奶茶要等個三分鐘才能打開來喝...
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maki3 2008-08-07 23:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hightide (hightide)
2008-08-07 23:32:00xddddddddddddddddddd
作者: orangelif (Lif) 2008-08-07 23:40:00
有笨到XDDD
作者: wess0329 2008-08-07 23:41:00
哈哈 好扯 可是好好笑~~~哈哈哈哈
作者: roushu102 (é¯ç™½) 2008-08-07 23:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lwghost (小白鬼)
2008-08-07 23:43:00我以為是買錯了 XD
作者: neering 2008-08-07 23:48:00
天啊 超好笑的啦 媽~~~~~~~~
作者: MaryChiu 2008-08-07 23:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Thopher (☑)
2008-08-07 23:52:00插到粉包這篇就在黑特了
作者: yumi3399 (Sophia) 2008-08-07 23:54:00
很白癡~~好笑!!!
作者: melody7812 2008-08-08 00:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kaweipress 2008-08-08 00:17:00
超好笑XDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: simnek751 2008-08-08 00:23:00
梗有點長~但結局很好笑XD
作者:
iiiey 2008-08-08 00:25:00XDDDDDD
作者: binbin0112 (bin) 2008-08-08 00:36:00
結局很好笑 挑戰版標
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
還以為是小吸管 這梗好....好...好呀!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fishfish7810 (車) 2008-08-08 00:41:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者:
jds2518 (只想做個閒人= =)
2008-08-08 00:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mackulkov (跳舞好啊) 2008-08-08 00:59:00
XDDDDDDDD 這個好! 編劇很好!! XDDDD
作者:
ifimakin (ifimakin)
2008-08-08 00:59:00XD
作者:
bigjam (大果醬)
2008-08-08 01:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sillytree 2008-08-08 01:11:00
好笑...劇本編得還不錯啦 = =+
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2008-08-08 01:27:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ej04m3 2008-08-08 01:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: action013 (一比呀呀) 2008-08-08 01:32:00
嗯 劇編的不錯:)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
qqqqww (玉米勳)
2008-08-08 01:55:00珍珠鮮奶茶?! 鮮奶茶就55了= = +珍珠60嗎?
作者:
liuedd (~柳橙~)
2008-08-08 02:26:00前面有點多餘，不過結局很好笑XD
作者:
demonazx (FatCat)
2008-08-08 02:35:00XDDDDD
作者: leoandgrace 2008-08-08 03:03:00
XDDDDDD
作者: iamtako (塔可) 2008-08-08 03:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yungyui (養精蓄銳)
2008-08-08 03:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cc4152 (>豹紋女孩<)
2008-08-08 04:11:00哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDD
作者: Rosaleen (小野馬) 2008-08-08 05:57:00
好好笑喔
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2008-08-08 07:39:00XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
LonyIce (小龍)
2008-08-08 08:11:0098
作者:
venez (venez)
2008-08-08 08:13:00XDDDD
作者:
lover19 (アキラ)
2008-08-08 08:19:00文學造詣很強XD
作者:
youre (天冷 心也冷)
2008-08-08 08:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adai 2008-08-08 08:55:00
念在你譬喻法用的不錯 給你個推
作者: hoojoshua 2008-08-08 09:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: e123342001 2008-08-08 09:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shadowmoon 2008-08-08 11:05:00
你插到來一客了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
musicz (Mr. Smile [#33])
2008-08-08 11:41:00XDDD
作者: beatrizjuan 2008-08-08 11:50:00
我以為是朋友根本忘了叫加珍珠@@...(有這麼急嗎?!)
作者:
jakei (床前明月貓)
2008-08-08 12:07:00來一客：「這傢伙真猴急，還沒泡就插了，都還是乾的還一直吸
作者:
FireHell (冥煌 = 好硬)
2008-08-08 12:09:00XD
作者: nonews (Ambrus) 2008-08-08 13:13:00
來一客: [超幹] 在旁邊晾著也會被插
我以為是吸管太小 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sid814 (Sid)
2008-08-08 13:23:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tingkis (tingkis) 2008-08-08 13:44:00
晚餐只吃來一客會不會肚子餓
作者:
fur915 (囧fur)
2008-08-08 14:32:00XDDDDD
作者: billywind 2008-08-08 14:32:00
[超幹]還沒泡我就插我
作者: e61232001 2008-08-08 15:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
joker6 (早睡早起:))
2008-08-08 17:18:00笨點只有最後...
作者:
f575739 (冰月千影)
2008-08-08 17:28:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
EMIRU720 (自我循環主義)
2008-08-08 17:44:00發現皮夾裡的杜瑞斯被換成3M酒精棉片的無奈
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
stevely (stevely)
2008-08-08 19:45:00我笑了!!
作者: innoce 2008-08-08 20:08:00
XDDDDDDD 狂笑
作者: waid 2008-08-08 20:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nigy (奶雞岔速共) 2008-08-08 20:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD叉到來一客
作者:
suchiachi (兩個人的看海計劃*)
2008-08-08 22:26:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tfeathert 2008-08-08 23:52:00
原PO是神
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XD 最後一句配合圖片讓我爆笑出來!! 孩子!你真的想喝珍奶想瘋了
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sam37520 (迷Apple!)
2008-08-09 01:06:00笑死人XDXDXD
作者:
blessus (午夜的星光)
2008-08-09 02:30:00XDDDDDDDD來一客
作者: tbjen (W) 2008-08-09 08:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pyc0301 2008-08-09 10:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zana 2008-08-09 13:15:00
(笑倒)XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
huabandd (我是阿肥巴你頭)
2008-08-09 13:51:00我笑到快瘋了
作者: adam19821009 2008-08-09 14:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cp2569 (cian)
2008-08-09 15:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
作者: eiji5909 2008-08-09 17:46:00
這麼無聊的故事被妳寫的這麼精采 你不當作家可惜了!!
作者:
richday (繽紛)
2008-08-09 18:06:00其實你可以用筷子夾珍珠來喝~
作者:
lrfelix (Felix)
2008-08-09 21:14:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
畫面停在笨版阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
aacs0130 (æ¹›éˆ)
2008-08-10 01:29:00推有圖有真相
作者: greatc (〒) 2008-08-10 06:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD BTW 你的螢幕是玩股票送的嗎? 跟我的一樣~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 還沒泡我就插我 超經典XD
作者: LuckyWinni (Abnashjot Kaur) 2008-08-10 12:30:00
神一定覺得你很笨XD
作者:
benifty (風沐)
2008-08-10 17:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ethenlin (差一點先生)
2008-08-10 20:17:00喔~早川瀨里奈XD
作者: skyprograms (Wei) 2008-08-10 21:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: arise119044 2008-08-11 11:48:00
還沒泡我就插我 超西斯的拉@@
作者:
wu41289 (post)
2008-08-11 12:28:00有人認真了!!有人認真了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者:
soda01 (徘徊的目的)
2008-08-11 18:39:00本星期最好笑!!
作者: alin5 (復歸) 2008-08-12 00:05:00
XDD
作者:
conankid (conankid)
2008-08-12 04:16:00居然插的下去~~
作者:
sayolin (SAYO)
2008-08-12 18:47:00害我好想喝鮮奶茶><
作者: daiYuTsung (淯琮 = γ = 樹哥 = Qman) 2008-08-17 05:05:00
XD