作者:
halfnk (centaur)
2008-08-13 01:29:57話說前幾天全民英檢剛結束,
我弟似乎去應考時留了家裡電話,
所以補習班也打了幾通電話來我家,
很可惜前幾天都剛好被我接到我就說人不在,
今天我在看電視時電話又響了,而我弟就去接電話,
以下內容是後來我問我弟和我聽到的對話內容。。。
補習班:喂~請問是楊xx嗎?
弟:嗯是阿。
補習班:你好我們是權威全民英檢補習班,有聽過嗎?
弟:嗯,有~
補習班:請問一下這次英檢考的如何?
弟:不大理想都不會寫說。
補習班:這樣呀,那你有考慮過我們的英檢課程嗎?有聽力、寫作.....
弟:喔,我不想升學了。
補習班: 阿? 那你以後要做什麼?
弟:我打算去報名星光大道,一舉成名。
補習班:....................那那那英文在這時代還是有很大的影響力喔。
弟:我覺得我天生歌喉好,讀英文很浪費。
補習班:這樣喔,那你近期有什麼規劃嗎?
弟:這樣好了,我先唱一首我想要參賽的歌給你聽聽看...
(此時我突然整個人好奇的轉頭過去看我弟在幹嘛,他突然唱起陳奕迅的淘汰囧)
唱完後.........
弟:你覺得怎樣?
補習班:還...還...還不錯.....
弟:你覺得我唱淘汰會被淘汰嗎?
補習班:不..不..不會。
弟:這樣喔~那這樣沒事的話我要去練歌了掰掰
作者:
yaone 2008-08-13 01:32:00哈哈哈...
作者: gh8811211 (大熊) 2008-08-13 01:36:00
真是有夠好笑
作者:
pilione (不來也不去)
2008-08-13 01:39:00這工作真的不好做…XDD
作者: happyenjoy 2008-08-13 01:44:00
哈 XD 這招真好笑~那人應該很冏吧......
作者:
ygopany (尼德桌遊屋)
2008-08-13 02:01:00太好笑了 原PO是我跟我讀同高中
作者: jestagee (小G) 2008-08-13 02:04:00
原po怎麼知道電話的另一端
作者: st83081 2008-08-13 02:25:00
你弟是認真的嗎 = =
作者: mitchQ 2008-08-13 02:55:00
樓上好眼熟
作者: dragonsoul 2008-08-13 02:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tp65p4w94 2008-08-13 04:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Erevus20 (厄瑞波斯) 2008-08-13 04:12:00
你怎麼知道對方說啥? 先承認你就是你弟吧
作者: augustuseric 2008-08-13 04:13:00
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wash (wash) 2008-08-13 04:25:00
我要推 因為我笑了
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ppc ( )
2008-08-13 07:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddd
作者:
BeeWolf (每天都是一種練習)
2008-08-13 08:01:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pattybest (小屁) 2008-08-13 08:38:00
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 期待你弟參加!
作者: JJwen 2008-08-13 08:44:00
推"你覺得我唱淘汰會被淘汰嗎?"~
你弟上電視記得叫我看阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: devilegna (ㄚ吉的唷v( ̄︶ ̄)y) 2008-08-13 08:48:00
真男人
作者: freshbreeze (秋水浮萍) 2008-08-13 08:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: carl9807 (carl) 2008-08-13 09:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a0955133 (Chapter 1) 2008-08-13 09:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fiveday (Love&Peace)
2008-08-13 09:57:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 以後就用這招應付 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
你怎麼知道對方說啥? 先承認你就是你弟吧XDDDDD
作者: riket0403 (麵包) 2008-08-13 10:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
最近在做這工作 這工作 難做阿 雖然煩 請聽他說完= =
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yamapshizuka 2008-08-13 10:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jsly (...) 2008-08-13 10:34:00
讚!!!
作者: shadowmoon 2008-08-13 10:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: imfinethanku 2008-08-13 10:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大笑了啦
作者:
amberrm (血櫻)
2008-08-13 11:01:00或許原PO弟用免持聽筒?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ethanol (牛仔媽媽)
2008-08-13 11:15:00哈哈
作者: jim790226 2008-08-13 11:17:00
你弟也滿瞎的,不過我也笑了,哈哈
這篇好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: PDAN (石頭) 2008-08-13 11:35:00
這篇怎麼沒爆 XDDD
作者: eric0924 2008-08-13 11:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Rajia (鹽巴)
2008-08-13 11:35:00好好笑XD
作者: w35413541 (老新) 2008-08-13 11:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: YOBOBO 2008-08-13 11:44:00
酷XD 話說 原po明明有說他問他弟對話內容 ╮(﹀_﹀")╭
作者: torussian 2008-08-13 12:03:00
哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yona (永遠記得要先愛自己) 2008-08-13 12:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了啦
作者:
titato (*下一個路口直走或轉彎*)
2008-08-13 12:16:00我哈哈笑了~~
作者:
BornFish (Vrocks)
2008-08-13 12:36:00你弟......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lucas01 (lucas)
2008-08-13 12:36:00ur brother is the man
作者: rose147 2008-08-13 12:51:00
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
作者:
jijo (樂)
2008-08-13 12:56:00很好笑!! 還好有點進來看 XD
作者: loveshih (pepe) 2008-08-13 12:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
inhan (積極進取的小進)
2008-08-13 13:13:00XDDDDDD 我唱淘汰會被淘汰嗎
作者: evolutional (屋冷) 2008-08-13 13:22:00
XDDDDDD
作者: shinja123 (瓦莎) 2008-08-13 13:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chonmin 2008-08-13 13:36:00
先承認你就是你弟吧!
作者: echolee (什麼時候可以回家) 2008-08-13 13:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: itsfuntime (fun) 2008-08-13 13:53:00
好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Benjamin901 (想查嗎?) 2008-08-13 14:00:00
補習班的人有按「擴音鈕」給全補習班聽嗎?
作者: jkoh (玲) 2008-08-13 14:01:00
好有趣的弟弟喔 讓他爆嘛
作者: straygirl08 2008-08-13 14:02:00
哈哈哈 (笑倒
作者: PINKYLOVEU 2008-08-13 14:03:00
高招!學起來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rod4919 (游子) 2008-08-13 14:08:00
哈哈
作者:
hcmomo (含情モモ)
2008-08-13 14:57:00XDDDDDDD你弟還真敢阿
作者: silnet (百.回) 2008-08-13 14:58:00
太GJ啦XDDDD~~~~~你弟有前途!!
作者: reptile0417 2008-08-13 15:01:00
真的好好笑喔~ 英文不好出頭天的另依條路...
作者:
hp9546 (hp9546)
2008-08-13 15:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yopuffyo (無與倫比的美麗)
2008-08-13 16:14:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
luckygeo (名蒸蛋蚵男)
2008-08-13 16:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wentao 2008-08-13 16:26:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...妙
作者: luck0402 (小玉たま) 2008-08-13 16:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: evawu (QQ球兒) 2008-08-13 17:22:00
GJ
作者:
a6170942 (主唱請你愛保重)
2008-08-13 17:34:00好笑啦XD
作者:
fnk1011 (fnk)
2008-08-13 17:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Elwin771124 2008-08-13 17:58:00
太帥了!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
librann (Future?)
2008-08-13 17:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: blindfruit 2008-08-13 18:56:00
工作難做啊~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mimipig (小米 \(‵▽′)/)
2008-08-13 19:34:00太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: torussian 2008-08-13 19:43:00
讓他爆呀XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mky1058 2008-08-13 20:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shrimpp (xian) 2008-08-13 20:06:00
XD
作者: jason6215000 2008-08-13 20:10:00
這真是太好笑了XD~~GOOD JOB XD
作者: rungo001 2008-08-13 20:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: isunnyblue 2008-08-13 20:12:00
好酷!!!(筆記) 我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
s60984 (Angus)
2008-08-13 20:37:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: LastXmas 2008-08-13 20:37:00
你覺得我唱淘汰會被淘汰嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shinja123 (瓦莎) 2008-08-13 20:42:00
超好笑的XDDDDD
作者: matanlina (Mu) 2008-08-13 20:46:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: Death2076 2008-08-13 20:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yen1989 (HIRES)
2008-08-13 21:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
by216 (霹趴PiPa)
2008-08-13 21:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: novelfly (瑞瑞) 2008-08-13 21:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yiren513 2008-08-13 21:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cashko 2008-08-13 22:00:00太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
s87651 (透明的翅膀)
2008-08-13 22:01:00妳覺得我唱淘汰會被淘汰嗎XDD
作者: jiunyug (均) 2008-08-13 22:03:00
(筆記)! 狂笑阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smlumpy 2008-08-13 22:06:00
你覺得我唱淘汰會被淘汰嗎XDDDDDDDDDD給你暴
作者: onealone 2008-08-13 22:09:00
有笑有推 XD
作者: mei1989 (走失兒童) 2008-08-13 22:19:00
XD
作者: iraqhitler (哆啦C夢) 2008-08-13 22:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: torussian 2008-08-13 22:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ssnio (XX) 2008-08-13 22:27:00
專業97 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ssnio (XX) 2008-08-13 22:28:00
99
作者: Huskyrabbit (鈴鐺) 2008-08-13 22:30:00
爆爆!
作者:
juanmao (X'捲pan)
2008-08-13 22:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
HOTONY 2008-08-13 22:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
對方說的話你聽的到? 如果是掰的請去JOKE喔~^.<
作者: nashi0910 (卡滋哩哩梨) 2008-08-13 23:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
halfnk (centaur)
2008-08-13 23:19:00為什麼推文總是有人沒看到我說我後來有問我弟對話內容....
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2008-08-13 23:22:00XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mochan316 2008-08-13 23:32:00
超好笑
作者: superich 2008-08-13 23:58:00
補習班:英文很重要...你沒看星光一堆人唱英文歌嗎...
作者:
rexmu (雷克斯)
2008-08-14 00:06:00原po弟:我哥盜我帳號上笨版...囧rz...
作者:
stevely (stevely)
2008-08-14 00:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD你弟沒眼睛嗎??
作者: sanasakura 2008-08-14 00:25:00
GJ!
作者:
englwings (Happiness :))
2008-08-14 00:30:00你弟很爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
joy71 (朝目標邁進)
2008-08-14 00:32:00你弟怎麼這麼好笑XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fwa (Need not to know)
2008-08-14 00:34:00有笑有推~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: apple305 (貼紙又再生火了) 2008-08-14 00:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kc770612 (無) 2008-08-14 00:59:00
你弟超好笑 XDDDD
作者: freesaviour 2008-08-14 02:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Sougo (ですよね↓) 2008-08-14 03:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
visnafox (當我恍神當我在)
2008-08-14 04:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: secret1110 (secret) 2008-08-14 08:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: q08456456789 2008-08-14 08:41:00
借轉XD
作者: arthurkingz 2008-08-14 10:13:00
Q
作者:
Kueishou (Special 特別~)
2008-08-14 11:38:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dog32146 2008-08-14 11:51:00
哈哈太好笑了XDDD
作者:
kiba226 (小赤)
2008-08-14 12:10:00你弟好可愛喔XD
作者:
arylin (深沉的哀痛)
2008-08-14 15:31:00真的太好笑了啦!!!XDDD
作者: kaylotede (kaylotede) 2008-08-14 15:43:00
XDDDDD
作者: nanchien 2008-08-14 16:07:00
弟弟是對的!!!
作者: youngyoung (洋) 2008-08-14 16:17:00
推陳奕迅XDD
作者: amanda0408 2008-08-14 16:25:00
推EASON~
作者: leh815 2008-08-14 19:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s85211 2008-08-14 19:24:00
鞋童推!
作者:
cocoyan (摳摳厭)
2008-08-14 22:53:00超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vinita (紅豆) 2008-08-16 00:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adar911 (It's My Turn! ( ̄︶ ̄)v) 2008-08-16 04:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
howhow (howhow)
2008-08-17 04:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
astas (メイデイ)
2008-08-17 13:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
antchris (宵寶寶QQ)
2008-08-17 19:30:00xD
作者:
hikki52 (Wer)
2008-08-18 08:29:00我推文 噓那間爛補習班 真的爛!
作者:
musicz (Mr. Smile [#33])
2008-08-18 13:07:00XDDD
作者: chickenwyl (chickenwyl) 2008-08-18 18:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
candc46 (無聊魚)
2008-08-18 21:47:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bailin 2008-08-19 23:33:00
妳弟是楊宗煒???
作者:
iamphei (我愛SUGIZO)
2008-08-21 00:34:00對方真的有聽你弟唱完喔?? 好妙~
作者: biotherm 2008-08-26 14:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ifiru9u9 2008-08-27 09:47:00
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