雖然夫妻要說是室友有點怪
但也是同房的拉~~~
話說強者我舅舅
他在和我舅媽的結婚二十周年時
為了要給舅媽一個驚喜
想說要買條項鍊給她
因為舅媽身材頗豐腴的
所以就就想說先量量舅媽的頸圍
某天晚上
舅舅就拿著一條繩子
是的~~~是條童軍繩~~~
趁舅媽在睡覺的時候就往舅媽的脖子慢慢套上去
圍了一圈 做了記號
突然間
舅媽就醒來了...
作者:
Jumelle (阿酸)
2009-03-15 18:27:00XDDD
作者:
sad0soul (SodaFohn)
2009-03-15 18:32:00你想幹嘛?說呀!
作者: z00781214 2009-03-15 18:32:00
樓上XDDD
作者: scope63 2009-03-15 19:18:00
XDDDD
作者:
TS68 (TS68)
2009-03-15 19:21:00科科
作者:
cys0201 (YiHsin)
2009-03-15 19:27:00XDD
作者:
pkcliff5 (~610~)
2009-03-15 19:27:00XDDDDDDDD
作者: tsubasa1 2009-03-15 19:29:00
XDDDD
作者: caramelkiss 2009-03-15 19:36:00
五樓讓我笑了XDDDDD
作者:
pkcliff5 (~610~)
2009-03-15 19:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: whph 2009-03-15 19:56:00
好奇...後來是怎麼解釋的 =.=
作者:
dderfken (托雷迪亞(é¬é¬šå¼µ))
2009-03-15 19:56:00這可以當版標XD
作者: yummygus 2009-03-15 19:59:00
板標XD
作者: yunber 2009-03-15 20:01:00
五樓專業阿XDDD
作者: monkeyFJU (希望你能在我身邊) 2009-03-15 20:02:00
5F XDDDDDD
太好笑啦XDDDDD 舅媽真的會誤會吧XDDDDD
作者: loveshih (pepe) 2009-03-15 20:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: imnol (高義) 2009-03-15 20:21:00
5樓Good Job!
作者: lanue (嵐) 2009-03-15 20:29:00
專業五樓... =.=b
後來的結果喔~~~舅舅只好帶舅媽去挑項鍊囉秘密都不秘密了~~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: urasea (厭惡無意義之衝突) 2009-03-15 20:39:00
還滿閃的啊XDD
作者:
yuyuh1986 (凡事盡力而為不能動吧？:)
2009-03-15 20:44:00最近的五樓都好專業
作者: dontwanafuck (軒軒軒軒軒) 2009-03-15 20:52:00
五樓哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: panpeter22 (批特) 2009-03-15 20:53:00
笑點在五樓XDDDDD
作者: play1983 (<(_ _)>) 2009-03-15 20:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eva0617 (構いません)
2009-03-15 20:58:00XDDD
作者: catlive (????) 2009-03-15 21:00:00
五樓配合的超好 超好笑XDDDD
作者:
isaza (我可以神隱嗎？)
2009-03-15 21:01:005F專業xddd
作者: LucasChen (sleep) 2009-03-15 21:02:00
XDDDDDD
作者:
daisukeniwa (丹羽大助 fed up )
2009-03-15 21:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: clarinetblue (十六歲這年) 2009-03-15 21:07:00
有笑有推 哈哈哈哈
作者: mini53420 (ＭｉＮｉ) 2009-03-15 21:11:00
推五樓
作者:
Emmiz (餓死了...)
2009-03-15 21:15:00五樓專業XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shadowmoon 2009-03-15 21:19:00
五樓專業XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shabo (蝦毀) 2009-03-15 21:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: myth9610 (光) 2009-03-15 21:20:00
五樓專業阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eizost 2009-03-15 21:24:00
五樓超好笑 好樣的! 舅媽都要哭哭了 XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
LoveBea (德川田信秀)
2009-03-15 21:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pauhsi (喵爸) 2009-03-15 21:42:00
五樓接得真機....
作者: airbuti (依呀) 2009-03-15 21:45:00
五樓專業XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
max0526 (馬克思)
2009-03-15 21:45:00壽險意外死亡不理賠不是嗎... 我認真了..囧
作者: ebian (藍色黑盒子) 2009-03-15 21:48:00
五樓超專業XDD
作者: windinjury 2009-03-15 21:55:00
五樓專業XD (後續呢?)
作者:
ienjan (失去天使姊姊的紐約CSI)
2009-03-15 21:57:00我要後續!!!!!!! (敲碗)
作者: yjp3 2009-03-15 21:57:00
哈
作者:
xhungx (沁菜)
2009-03-15 22:01:00要後續+1 XDDDD
作者:
secjmy (大雄)
2009-03-15 22:04:00推五樓XD
作者: sierra 2009-03-15 22:06:00
二樓比較好笑呢
作者:
s905313 (中中)
2009-03-15 22:08:00..........哈哈哈哈哈哈 今天看到最開心的一篇
作者:
MrEvil (很好..)
2009-03-15 22:13:00推
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-03-15 22:14:00XDD
作者: dearanita 2009-03-15 22:17:00
五樓專業!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yunhu (話多不如話少)
2009-03-15 22:23:00害我面膜裂開...........
作者:
LCHEN (L.CHEN)
2009-03-15 22:25:00推 二樓 五樓 超專業XD
項鍊很少買剛好大小的吧@@?不都是會從頸後垂吊在胸前嗎除非是要買項圈...
作者: bananatito (bananatito) 2009-03-15 22:26:00
推
作者: debitako (捲毛章魚) 2009-03-15 22:26:00
五樓專業!
作者:
Hevak (Arthow Eshes)
2009-03-15 22:26:00五樓大專業XDD
作者:
rsy (~神乎其技~)
2009-03-15 22:28:00壽險會賠意外死亡 但是受益人故意致被保險人於死也拿不到錢
作者: simbrian 2009-03-15 22:28:00
幹，太好笑了，不推不行~~
作者: syvia1026 2009-03-15 22:33:00
天兵舅舅= =
作者:
loading1 (吃東西是幸福的)
2009-03-15 22:35:00太天兵了吧
作者: hoojoshua 2009-03-15 22:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ffssdb (ffssdb)
2009-03-15 22:43:00XDDDDDDDD結果咧 好好奇XDDDDDDDDDDDDy
作者: F05 (★↖煞气a鄉民↘☆) 2009-03-15 22:47:00
五樓 超專業~~
作者:
leejee (Connecting)
2009-03-15 22:48:00舅媽：這觸感 好熟悉
作者:
flerow (Ly's M)
2009-03-15 22:56:00XD
作者: iozs 2009-03-15 23:01:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: a5180742 (某隻羊) 2009-03-15 23:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jdfan 2009-03-15 23:13:00好有畫面XDD
作者: sai77715 2009-03-15 23:14:00
推
作者: SiriusLupin (日光) 2009-03-15 23:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
weigod (威嘎)
2009-03-15 23:20:00科科科
作者: kfc121992003 2009-03-15 23:41:00
五樓太專業了 頂!
作者:
momo24 ((づ′▽`)づ~♡)
2009-03-15 23:42:00太好笑了XDDDD
作者: james3392 (瓜瓜俠) 2009-03-15 23:43:00
XD
作者: ting0308 2009-03-15 23:45:00
太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 流眼淚了啦～～～
作者: m709125 (下午茶) 2009-03-15 23:45:00
讚
作者:
pp1877 (低調之神)
2009-03-15 23:54:00推 hn85017889:舅媽:媽的我就知道那個壽險有問題
作者:
aax (辣妞熊謎 )
2009-03-15 23:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
shannon311 (I believe I can't fly)
2009-03-15 23:59:00五樓專業 推
作者:
SWW (鼠嗚嗚)
2009-03-16 00:01:00太爆笑了XDDDDDDDD
作者: blackhelper (海膽君￣▽￣) 2009-03-16 00:03:00
笑死我XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Harryhi (想飛的季節)
2009-03-16 00:06:00XD
作者: MichelleW 2009-03-16 00:08:00
太好笑了哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: sdjh18 (靜靜的 凊) 2009-03-16 00:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Sougo (ですよね↓) 2009-03-16 00:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wcsun 2009-03-16 00:30:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Takusan (小朔)
2009-03-16 00:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
pepeoa (It's me)
2009-03-16 00:35:00hn85017889:舅媽:媽的我就知道那個壽險有問題 XDDDDDD
作者:
haruharu (自娛)
2009-03-16 00:36:00推 hn85017889:舅媽:媽的我就知道那個壽險有問題
作者: NTtifa 2009-03-16 00:36:00
結果我是被推文逗笑了XD
作者: hunterken (kensun) 2009-03-16 00:41:00
5樓太爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
oidkk (嘖嘖)
2009-03-16 01:01:00我就知道那個壽險有問題XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lily64 (lily)
2009-03-16 01:01:00XDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻了我~
作者: mike7931 (韋韋恩) 2009-03-16 01:15:00
XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD
作者: james3392 (瓜瓜俠) 2009-03-16 01:21:00
一人一推換板標
作者: jwjgr 2009-03-16 01:25:00
其實本來要做你所見到的事~但舅媽醒了!只好騙說是想量項鍊~
作者: gawei 2009-03-16 01:28:00
板標?? 舅媽:我死一年了。
作者:
sul31 (鳥)
2009-03-16 01:35:00hn85017889:舅媽:媽的我就知道那個壽險有問題
hn85017889:舅媽:媽的我就知道那個壽險有問題
作者: rademiel (喵) 2009-03-16 01:45:00
XDDDDDDD
作者: heavenly 2009-03-16 02:18:00
hn85017889:舅媽:媽的我就知道那個壽險有問題 XDDDDDD
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2009-03-16 04:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
5樓專業 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: marimoXD (薰) 2009-03-16 05:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
criky (2501-2)
2009-03-16 09:03:00XD
作者: honyi1324 (WOW) 2009-03-16 09:51:00
戳到我笑點
作者:
toy2R (mokun)
2009-03-16 10:18:00很有畫面～～好好笑
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻拉!
你聽到的是舅舅自己的說法 事實搞不好真的是....
作者: GreenNicky 2009-03-16 12:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: zcw 2009-03-16 12:31:00
5F太專業了 嘴角再度失守XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: biolife 2009-03-16 12:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ethanol (牛仔媽媽)
2009-03-16 13:11:00這是真人真事嗎？XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: CSabathia 2009-03-16 13:21:00
[真相]原po的家人都被舅舅騙了
作者: leuly (Unconditional Love ) 2009-03-16 13:23:00
孟德獻刀
作者: conan1121 (黑與白) 2009-03-16 13:26:00
2樓不錯 但我想到的跟5樓一樣XD
作者:
cashko 2009-03-16 15:32:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jan1277 2009-03-16 15:36:00
五樓專業 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: devilQ 2009-03-16 18:49:00
五樓專業XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (繽紛)
2009-03-16 19:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: emma5 (^_^) 2009-03-16 19:55:00
XD XD XD
作者: dogKK 2009-03-16 19:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
kurtsun (黑貓老師)
2009-03-16 20:32:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: walacat (超級丹) 2009-03-16 21:05:00
你想玩龜甲縛嗎?
作者: victorcoo (呆V) 2009-03-16 21:10:00
這...XD
作者: nonews (Ambrus) 2009-03-16 21:45:00
哇勒...好有畫面!!...難道是想玩謀財害命嗎...XDD
作者: lekao 2009-03-16 22:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alin5 (復歸) 2009-03-16 22:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Hecrix (Hecrix)
2009-03-16 23:22:00夜深了無法笑太大聲好難過...感覺一整個很有畫面 XD
作者: fallbluefeel (Maria) 2009-03-17 00:58:00
五樓和二樓後勁好強阿XDDD
作者: PigDs (Oo未知) 2009-03-17 01:22:00
5樓太專業了啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!哈哈哈~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ILATTE (拿鐵好喝) 2009-03-17 02:33:00
笑死我了~後勁超強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: innocencec (思-SS) 2009-03-17 02:43:00
五樓超專業的~~肚子好痛哦~~
作者:
jakei (床前明月貓)
2009-03-17 13:47:00推五樓~~~
作者: wsbn 2009-03-17 18:32:00
怎麼解釋阿... XDDDD
作者: rainingmoon 2009-03-18 00:38:00
五樓專業 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
gein (#16)
2009-03-18 01:05:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nanami45 (歸零。) 2009-03-18 14:48:00
XDDDDD 這個好好笑
作者: qaxkill 2009-03-18 15:59:00
五樓太強悍啦!
作者: Orzquiet 2009-03-19 02:50:00
後勁強 有笑有推 xD
作者: phoebechung 2009-03-19 16:40:00
XDDDDDD
作者: imdecadent 2009-03-19 22:33:00
有笑有推XDDDDD 五樓真專業
作者:
CanFish (能魚)
2009-03-20 14:17:00推5樓專業ＸＤＤＤＤ
作者: yofan 2009-03-20 14:32:00
五樓讓我噴淚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kurel 2009-03-20 14:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: charles8 (查理斯) 2009-03-20 20:58:00
專業的五樓回來了！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
im30cm ( ︵ (╮__△__)╮)
2009-03-21 11:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
amy318 (婉仔饅頭)
2009-03-21 12:54:00....好囧阿!!
作者:
bqmm (嵐)
2009-03-23 06:59:00五樓專業! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
elwyn (殿下)
2009-03-24 00:41:00五樓XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Alan655 (用心感覺)
2009-03-29 01:36:00hn85017889:舅媽:媽的我就知道那個壽險有問題
作者: BePassionate 2009-04-19 03:10:00
什麼時候長得可以轉一圈了…