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話說閃光跟她老爸的感情相當要好
有時候遇到不如意的事也都會跟她老爸訴苦
以下就以我閃光的口吻做第一人稱敘述
____________以上騙P幣用________________
這幾天工作一直很不順利
老闆很機車 同事又找碴 就連室友也是搞了一堆爛攤子 要我收拾
心裡一堆委屈沒處發洩
想著想著眼淚就撲簌簌的流下來
心想最近很久沒跟老爸講電話談心了
於是就拿起手機撥給老爸
一邊哭著 一邊等著老爸接起來時要跟老爸訴訴苦.....
(接通後)
我："爸~~~(哭腔)"
我爸："啪!"(掛上電話)
我："............."
(30秒後...)
手機響了 還是老爸打來的
爸："女兒呀~~剛剛有詐騙集團打電話來冒充你的聲音耶~~
還裝哭想讓我聽不清楚~~不過她們真的好厲害呀~~
聲音真的好像你呀~~就連來電顯示都有辦法弄成是你的號碼耶......"
我："........."
作者:
emega (^^~)
2009-01-28 16:17:00詐騙集團要抓去槍斃啦
作者: oliviaisme 2009-04-17 19:01:00
有笑有推啦...原po的閃光爸真"機靈"
作者:
hotsuma (*〞︶〝*)
2009-04-17 19:16:00XDDDD
作者: zxgbs 2009-04-17 19:24:00
XDDDDD
作者:
ffcc55 (...白色的蛇...)
2009-04-17 19:41:00原PO爸反應好快XD
作者: jamiefish (豆魚) 2009-04-17 19:43:00
XDDDDDD
作者:
umidake (Wasabi)
2009-04-17 19:45:00哈XDDDDDD
作者: KsykYo 2009-04-17 19:57:00
哈哈 推原PO老爸
作者: edeay0717 (HighQuick) 2009-04-17 20:03:00
原PO:啪!(掛上電話)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD不過這下反而不會想哭而想笑吧？＝ ＝
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
misae (小米)
2009-04-17 20:09:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD酷!!
作者: Kalibu (咩咩羊) 2009-04-17 20:10:00
這位老爹真懂自己孩子 好老爸
作者:
claire945 (小熊攻擊~答答滴拉搭~)
2009-04-17 20:11:00XDXDXDXDXD~~~~~~
作者: cnchiou 2009-04-17 20:11:00
老爹是故意逗他笑的~
作者:
jr89005 (米米分)
2009-04-17 20:12:00害我在電腦前傻笑 你好討厭哦!!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kjkaleo (Adam) 2009-04-17 20:13:00
哈哈!!
作者: cherry1985 2009-04-17 20:18:00
爸爸還特地跟女兒炫耀呢!!
作者:
linjaha (小K(囧君))
2009-04-17 20:18:00爸爸厲害 果然是父女阿!
作者: minin22 (Vivaaaaaa) 2009-04-17 20:27:00
爸爸好可愛XDD
作者:
Mateus (閻魔愛)
2009-04-17 20:31:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
JeannieC (Jeanniec)
2009-04-17 20:33:00好有趣....XDDDDDD
作者: tsukasa22 (司) 2009-04-17 20:35:00
好強的爸爸XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"連來電顯示也弄成是你的耶" >>>看到這句大笑XXD
作者:
QEiviraQ (QEiviraQ)
2009-04-17 20:37:00連來電顯示都有辦法弄成是你的號碼耶....
作者:
isaza (我可以神隱嗎？)
2009-04-17 20:38:00爸爸反應真快xd
作者: yunyebo213 (MISS史) 2009-04-17 20:39:00
連來電顯示都有辦法弄成是你的號碼耶 XDDDD
作者: solty386 (Brave Song) 2009-04-17 20:39:00
這個爸爸"幾霸婚"啦XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eFsS (扶搖子)
2009-04-17 20:44:00有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ienjan (失去天使姊姊的紐約CSI)
2009-04-17 20:47:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 幾霸婚
作者: yolandals 2009-04-17 20:49:00
這個爸爸有夠機靈的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hs311268 2009-04-17 21:01:00
我差點把飲料噴在電腦前！！！
作者: tigerflyer (兩張嘴) 2009-04-17 21:01:00
超可愛的哈哈哈哈XDDDDD還來炫耀XDDDDD
作者: john86314 (阿木) 2009-04-17 21:03:00
聽說詐騙集團真的可以做到= =
作者: shenoyummy9 (Hu-Lan) 2009-04-17 21:04:00
有笑有推 XDDDD
作者: senku 2009-04-17 21:04:00
推推
作者: gn02320947 2009-04-17 21:10:00
哈 有笑有推
作者:
niki324 (阿信好棒!)
2009-04-17 21:11:00推推推!超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
CJO1I6 (CJO1I6)
2009-04-17 21:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yijapan 2009-04-17 21:17:00
這是機靈過頭了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDrz...
作者:
hate56 (國境汁男)
2009-04-17 21:31:00XD
你爸真高招，掛了你的電話，還能製造笑話讓你笑....筆記
作者: wayareyou 2009-04-17 21:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了
作者: debitako (捲毛章魚) 2009-04-17 21:32:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gillfang 2009-04-17 21:35:00
XDDDD哈哈哈哈...好機靈的爸爸阿～～～
作者:
librann (Future?)
2009-04-17 21:35:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
JlaJing (是阿宅才與我說話)
2009-04-17 21:35:00該說老爸太聰明還是....哈哈 但我還是失控了
作者: johnson77811 (強森) 2009-04-17 21:38:00
這個老爸酷唷XDD
作者: vgh 2009-04-17 21:39:00
詐騙集團真的可以改號碼了最近
作者:
oec0212 (好吃)
2009-04-17 21:40:00我:掛上電話... 撥給老爸 我:剛剛有詐騙集團冒充你ㄟ
作者:
azen (囧rz...)
2009-04-17 21:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: anochen 2009-04-17 21:42:00
這個爸爸真是強XDDDDDDD
作者:
AceID (哈囉)
2009-04-17 21:43:00XDD
作者: kazafQ (你長得像我昂扣) 2009-04-17 21:44:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: sachew1988 2009-04-17 21:45:00
詐騙害人不淺...
作者:
auchen (小羊)
2009-04-17 21:45:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
alanalg (￣▽￣)
2009-04-17 21:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
aassd (#‵︿′ㄨ)
2009-04-17 21:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
namae (秘密)
2009-04-17 21:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jcchiou (十三翼, 順風! 飛翔!)
2009-04-17 21:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
criky (2501-2)
2009-04-17 22:02:00XD
作者: j7991869 2009-04-17 22:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
dail520 (一個新手)
2009-04-17 22:09:00這好像是某篇笑話吧...
作者: vivivi99 2009-04-17 22:17:00
原PO心情應該很複雜吧XDDDD
以前就有類似的 兔子死掉 然後原PO傷心想打電話給媽
作者: Sabathia721 2009-04-17 22:24:00
XD
作者: persisl0ve (Persis) 2009-04-17 22:30:00
好笑XDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovedemon429 (DD) 2009-04-17 22:34:00
原PO爸爸太可愛了 XD
作者: meebear (~無敵熊熊~) 2009-04-17 22:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eanson11 (烏龜也會飛)
2009-04-17 22:39:00好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mashall (YO~~~)
2009-04-17 22:40:00超好笑~~~
作者: squalleoz (雨過..何時放晴....) 2009-04-17 22:42:00
好可愛的把拔XDDDD
作者:
furbby (米蘭魂)
2009-04-17 22:43:00XDDDDD
作者: april0512 2009-04-17 22:44:00
好好笑!
作者: levenlee (刺激整體經濟衝衝衝) 2009-04-17 22:44:00
好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: imbored (笨鳥) 2009-04-17 22:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shen25 2009-04-17 22:58:00
XD
作者: nancyli (Nancy) 2009-04-17 23:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: camel23 (Dragon ) 2009-04-17 23:07:00
XDDD 好可愛的老爸！
作者:
windr (天河銀明)
2009-04-17 23:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Cryptopsy (Martyrdom) 2009-04-17 23:10:00
嘴角失守
作者:
lackture ( 笑談間 )
2009-04-17 23:10:00Blow
作者: hoiung2001 2009-04-17 23:18:00
推老爸的反應~哈哈哈哈!!
作者: cat1603g (豆花) 2009-04-17 23:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hawasa (當下...) 2009-04-17 23:26:00
版標啦!!!!!
作者:
LonyIce (小龍)
2009-04-17 23:28:00XD
作者:
adst513 (午安)
2009-04-17 23:32:00酷老爸 原PO以後會不會被岳父玩死?
作者: kimiyoko (Iceman) 2009-04-17 23:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Waterfly (簡單日常0.0)
2009-04-17 23:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Spoo (為什麼為什麼呢?) 2009-04-17 23:50:00
好笑 XD
原PO爸好妙喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kevingold (丁丁跑卡車) 2009-04-17 23:58:00
老爸幾霸婚!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者:
kinby (草莓:P)
2009-04-17 23:59:00老爸真好笑XDDDDD
作者: hunterken (kensun) 2009-04-18 00:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: twns 2009-04-18 00:08:00
很有笑果
作者: beautylin (哈哈公主) 2009-04-18 00:11:00
好可愛的老爸喔XD
作者: qq89850 2009-04-18 00:15:00
XDDD
作者: teachord 2009-04-18 00:21:00
我笑了XDDD
作者: yumi3399 (Sophia) 2009-04-18 00:29:00
很可愛的爸爸
作者: hp3426 2009-04-18 00:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: WEAKW (WEAKW) 2009-04-18 00:43:00
XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tokiov6kids 2009-04-18 01:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
apioh (apioh)
2009-04-18 01:13:00爸爸好可愛XD
作者: asol 2009-04-18 01:30:00
xd
作者: agmffa (阿鳥) 2009-04-18 01:36:00
老爸就古錐XDDDDDD
作者:
memalina (.........)
2009-04-18 01:46:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ambercoffee (LeNNa) 2009-04-18 02:16:00
GOOD!
作者:
cashko 2009-04-18 02:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
femto (寒冷.)
2009-04-18 02:28:00XD
作者:
Eks (還是愛著妳)
2009-04-18 02:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
csfp (é )
2009-04-18 03:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: phoebus11 (艾爾) 2009-04-18 03:24:00
這老爸真酷!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dogKK 2009-04-18 03:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: JimTan 2009-04-18 04:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
doyoko (d d )
2009-04-18 04:48:00大笑哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDD
作者: channie 2009-04-18 06:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDD 可愛的把拔
作者: momogo628 (playplay~) 2009-04-18 09:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
作者: untestable 2009-04-18 09:25:00
共孫
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-04-18 09:25:00XDD
作者: kathy1017 2009-04-18 09:37:00
爸爸好可愛XD
作者:
pepei (see me fly)
2009-04-18 09:37:00老爸真有趣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qwqw46 2009-04-18 10:16:00
把拔真專業
作者: a908350614 (擷取瞬間化為永恆) 2009-04-18 11:21:00
一肚子委屈正要訴苦卻吃閉門羹的無言XDDDDD
作者:
ccclum 2009-04-18 11:56:00妳爸因為知道妳心情不好 所以故意用這招逗妳笑
作者:
kKrod (像活屍一樣)
2009-04-18 11:57:00我笑了
作者: gongian 2009-04-18 12:11:00
給老爸拍拍手
作者: KTXNS (Yeah!大佛!) 2009-04-18 13:08:00
XDDD
作者:
sky1113 (海水正藍)
2009-04-18 13:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cheerslips 2009-04-18 13:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
iicc15 (Ray)
2009-04-18 14:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wendytou 2009-04-18 14:18:00
XDDDDD 真可愛~!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bonnie30020 (遙) 2009-04-18 15:08:00
超好笑XDD
作者: asol 2009-04-18 15:08:00
爸爸整女兒嗎?
作者:
Hevak (Arthow Eshes)
2009-04-18 15:24:00XDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2009-04-18 16:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
pkz900224 (紫戒聽聽音樂 或是和朋)
2009-04-18 16:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: x94vul3j03 2009-04-18 17:57:00
哈哈哈哈哈XD
作者: archery1988 2009-04-18 19:00:00
有花爸的fu啊
作者:
duck0823 (逆麟女子--抽脂鴨)
2009-04-18 19:20:00原PO閃光爸好快的手腳........
作者: wfee 2009-04-18 19:47:00
XXXD
作者:
kroutony (bingbing)
2009-04-18 20:14:00詐騙集團的確能改號碼.. 很多人都是這樣才被騙
作者: genesis0741 2009-04-18 20:17:00
好機伶的老爸!
作者:
lucas01 (lucas)
2009-04-18 20:56:00原PO:啪!(掛上電話)
作者: lekao 2009-04-18 21:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: winnie0429 2009-04-18 21:22:00
哈哈哈XD 這好好笑~~
作者:
chunyee (狀況外)
2009-04-18 21:31:00啪!(掛上電話)
作者: place123 2009-04-18 21:54:00
XDDDD
作者:
fauspon (南阿瓜瓜瓜)
2009-04-18 22:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: liting74 2009-04-18 22:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BePassionate 2009-04-18 23:03:00
太好笑了啦~~~!!
作者: rupw94w94 (Sophia) 2009-04-18 23:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD好扯
作者: fzudox (pc) 2009-04-18 23:27:00
XDDD爸爸認不出自幾的女兒，真無言....
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rooooster (阿é”) 2009-04-19 17:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rose147 2009-04-19 18:04:00
ha ha
作者:
stevely (stevely)
2009-04-19 21:56:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aiasa0324 2009-04-19 22:23:00
下次要跟他說 你老婆在我床上>ˋˋˋ<
作者: IuTai 2009-04-20 00:48:00
好可愛的爸爸~~ XDD
作者: broend 2009-04-20 11:23:00
有笑有推..
作者: dolphin15 (愛自己多一點) 2009-04-20 14:22:00
雖然我笑了 但我真的也遇過家人一打來哭我就掛掉 = =
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2009-04-20 15:37:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ray0713 2009-04-20 16:31:00
只能怪現今詐騙猖狂啊XDDDDD
作者:
achin (å¿)
2009-04-20 17:17:00我娘真的被我兩個妹妹這樣嚇過Orz 而且還都是半夜Orz
作者:
inale (謝小多)
2009-04-20 19:51:00XD
作者:
yoyotv (幼幼台)
2009-04-20 20:11:00XD
作者:
razan (僅供åƒè€ƒ)
2009-04-21 00:09:00板標Get
作者:
harry57 (我現在叫肯尼XD)
2009-04-21 15:12:00我也傻笑了= =
作者:
dnkofe (赤空)
2009-04-21 22:45:00XDDDDDDD
作者:
musicz (Mr. Smile [#33])
2009-04-23 21:41:00XDDD
作者: toosmayday 2009-04-23 23:51:00
哈哈哈哈!!機靈的老爸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (繽紛)
2009-04-24 19:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DEVF 2009-04-25 21:12:00
好可愛XDDDDDD
作者:
DADAOH (招牌飯)
2009-04-26 22:46:00幹 超好笑
作者:
hakusin (玄)
2009-04-27 11:41:00其實老爸想要幫你付電話費啦:p
作者:
Andydream (王大帥<(￣︶￣)>)
2009-05-18 12:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD