[無言] 隨身碟在誰那?

作者: AllenTTN (不信真理喚不回)   2009-06-02 04:55:06
事情發生在我大三的時後。
一日,男宿306寢接到了一通電話。
「喂。306寢哦,你知不知道班上公用的隨身碟現在在誰那啊?」
我:「不知道哎。等等,我問一下我室友。
喂,大B。你知不知道班上隨身碟現在在誰那啊?」
大B:「隨身碟哦。剛剛下課我好像看到金剛妹拿著。」
我對著電話說:「在金剛妹那啦~~」
「誰是金剛妹啊?」
我:「就是紀XX啦。」
電話那頭沉默了一下……「我就是紀XX啦。」
我默默地把電話掛掉。沒再多說什麼。
作者: Armor (皓皓)   2009-06-02 05:40:00
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作者: capssan (Miracle)   2009-06-02 06:08:00
....我笑了
作者: Csir (張胖胖)   2009-06-02 07:14:00
不懂oprz
作者: together1090 (倍)   2009-06-02 07:42:00
哈哈
作者: Ksp (敬請期待我的暱稱)   2009-06-02 07:49:00
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作者: twinjoy (大冰奶)   2009-06-02 08:33:00
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作者: tino74828 ( )   2009-06-02 08:55:00
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作者: l1l1l1l1 (條碼)   2009-06-02 09:14:00
hi金鋼妹....看我的大力金剛腿
作者: MrChild (小孩)   2009-06-02 09:36:00
金鋼狼?!
作者: nameless023   2009-06-02 09:38:00
XD
作者: meto000 (陽貨欲見孔子)   2009-06-02 09:40:00
推簽名檔....
作者: vinson2830 (霹靂西瓜霜)   2009-06-02 09:50:00
金剛魂!!!
作者: tomshiou (( ̄︶ ̄))   2009-06-02 09:54:00
太好笑了
作者: elvis04 (wii)   2009-06-02 10:16:00
XD
作者: herbertking   2009-06-02 10:54:00
簽名檔太棒了...
作者: fgwilliam (嗨~)   2009-06-02 11:01:00
推簽名檔
作者: kandice1989   2009-06-02 11:01:00
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作者: ifimakin (ifimakin)   2009-06-02 11:11:00
文章和簽名檔都好好笑xd
作者: kwinner (天花板)   2009-06-02 11:12:00
XD
作者: sunma86 (sunma86)   2009-06-02 11:18:00
莖肛妹
作者: profyang (prof)   2009-06-02 11:34:00
推簽名檔XDDD
作者: pmqz   2009-06-02 11:37:00
看不懂ㄟ 誰來解釋一下簽名檔 是說有特權歐= =看不懂啦
作者: hunterken (kensun)   2009-06-02 11:40:00
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作者: wwjdwenjay (仔仔)   2009-06-02 11:58:00
就是波波技術不佳不敢給他割拉= =
作者: RWAllenL (想不出暱稱)   2009-06-02 12:03:00
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作者: namirei (哎呀奈米光)   2009-06-02 12:26:00
KING KONG!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zickyfu (我的價值)   2009-06-02 12:27:00
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作者: fabdawn (晃阿晃阿)   2009-06-02 12:30:00
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作者: anan78go (yian )   2009-06-02 12:31:00
笑死我了
作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派)   2009-06-02 12:32:00
名字的諧音嗎? 紀芳媚?
作者: Hypershoot (nobody)   2009-06-02 13:28:00
文和簽名檔友好笑到..
作者: csvbt (用心去感受)   2009-06-02 14:16:00
有笑有推XD
作者: et47712002   2009-06-02 14:57:00
有笑有推!
作者: windguest (小風)   2009-06-02 17:04:00
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作者: chupan (但願人長久/千里共嬋娟)   2009-06-02 17:29:00
所以她弄丟了?這故事告訴我們不要在背後亂取綽號
作者: chupan (但願人長久/千里共嬋娟)   2009-06-02 17:30:00
話說班上公用的隨身碟這種東西感覺好方便,但弄丟怎麼辦?
作者: neveless (崔耶菈)   2009-06-02 18:01:00
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作者: bs0224   2009-06-02 18:42:00
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作者: shadowmoon   2009-06-02 19:08:00
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作者: LlT7399 (8301246–30 )   2009-06-02 20:46:00
你應該要說:你好 我是大B
作者: vinita (紅豆)   2009-06-02 21:51:00
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作者: zeat (L.)   2009-06-02 22:30:00
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作者: Heechul (人來瘋)   2009-06-02 22:36:00
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作者: coffee123   2009-06-02 22:39:00
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作者: dog22921 (狗狗)   2009-06-02 22:45:00
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作者: airkolf (高雄特快車)   2009-06-02 22:48:00
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作者: Kinkyo (信)   2009-06-02 23:11:00
看到這篇的同一時間~我正在找我的隨身碟....找不到
作者: wwqqaa   2009-06-02 23:15:00
好好笑XD
作者: monkeyFJU (希望你能在我身邊)   2009-06-02 23:25:00
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作者: gerg (桂格)   2009-06-02 23:35:00
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作者: studd (微風夜)   2009-06-02 23:38:00
上次我打電話給我乾哥哥戈巴契夫也是找不到
作者: LoveBea (德川田信秀)   2009-06-03 00:51:00
XD
作者: johnrse (也許可能)   2009-06-03 01:32:00
為何她不是說:我就是紀XX
作者: crea0520 (十年之前...)   2009-06-03 01:41:00
LlT7399:你應該要說:你好 我是大B XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maroon5bike   2009-06-03 02:42:00
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作者: e761031 (喜樂的心乃是良藥)   2009-06-03 03:46:00
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作者: wcelery (wcelery)   2009-06-03 08:39:00
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作者: hunder31 (骨灰級阿宅)   2009-06-03 08:47:00
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作者: helloichigo (我 ♥小龜)   2009-06-03 11:11:00
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作者: aakaah   2009-06-03 11:43:00
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作者: Eyeba11 (油炸眼球)   2009-06-03 12:40:00
……隨身碟在她那她還打過來找?懷疑豪洨!
作者: ambercoffee (LeNNa)   2009-06-03 12:49:00
金剛妹應該是男生們依據紀妹妹的體型在背後取的吧..
作者: quaitucpot   2009-06-03 13:04:00
我也覺得很怪 東西在她那 她還會打來找??? 邏輯不通
作者: RITRITRIT (瑞特)   2009-06-03 13:28:00
大B說"好像" 可見他也不確定 文中也沒說之後有沒找到
作者: socoolneil ( )   2009-06-03 13:37:00
恩 看懂的話很好笑~
作者: gbeckham (04jay)   2009-06-03 17:42:00
太好笑!!!!!!!
作者: kiba226 (小赤)   2009-06-04 10:22:00
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作者: newgpx ( .)   2009-06-04 12:04:00
邏輯不通??? 大B說的一定對嗎??? 有些人腦筋很死...
作者: sayolin (SAYO)   2009-06-05 02:27:00
好過份= =
作者: zzx ( )   2009-06-05 14:19:00
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作者: Tamama56 (袴田日向)   2009-06-06 01:39:00
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作者: Alfielicious   2009-06-14 15:17:00
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