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[恍神] 我被客人瞪了

作者: ci020002 (仰望月亮的人)   2009-08-10 12:24:38
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原ＰＯ我在台北某家便利商店打工
事情發生在昨天晚班
因為夏天
許多人一進店裡面
就是往飲料冰箱跑
然後就是抓著一瓶飲料
往櫃檯一放結帳
我都會習慣問客人
＂先生（小姐）請問需要吸管嗎？＿＂
悲劇就這樣發生了
當某一次結完一位歐巴桑
因為她拿著一罐瓶狀的東西
所以我就順口問她
＂小姐，請問需要吸管嗎？＂
某歐巴＂。。。。。。。。＂
我以為他沒聽到
就直接拿給她
發現她在瞪我
往桌上一看
她拿的是漂白水
作者: hcaz1088 (百思不解)   2009-01-11 00:24:00
妳好請問需要吸管嗎XDD
作者: ThirdChild (ThirdChild)   2009-06-14 21:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: luther0583 (((((((((((()))))))))))))   2009-08-01 18:29:00
第二件半價喔
作者: aerodm (羊男)   2009-08-10 12:26:00
五樓需要~!
作者: SADMYLOVE   2009-08-10 12:26:00
哈哈 我笑了...
作者: Darius1979 (魚和水)   2009-08-10 12:29:00
不會是你吧 我上次拿了醬油 店員還拿吸管給我咧
作者: khkhs (孟仔)   2009-08-10 12:29:00
請問需要加熱嗎?
作者: john10399 (醬)   2009-08-10 12:30:00
幫我加熱好 謝謝
作者: smaitesai   2009-08-10 12:32:00
無煙鹽酸
作者: whitedanube (white)   2009-08-10 12:42:00
歐巴喪:我喜歡用灌的....卡送!!
作者: herbertking   2009-08-10 12:46:00
歐巴桑：冷涼卡好!!!
作者: caroinoz (超級凱若)   2009-08-10 12:56:00
我真的笑了...
作者: a84893182 (榮譽少年)   2009-08-10 12:58:00
噗滋..
作者: Diemie (小D不小D，其實我是小C)   2009-08-10 12:59:00
XDD
作者: j23921952007 (傻B宏)   2009-08-10 13:01:00
你覺得他牙齒不白??
作者: sungu (桑咕*)   2009-08-10 13:15:00
太好笑了!!
作者: orfeo20306 (SILIN)   2009-08-10 13:17:00
店長: 醬油 漂白水 洗衣精都要給吸管喔!
作者: e26408 (myself)   2009-08-10 13:18:00
哈~有好笑到
作者: s910561   2009-08-10 13:34:00
哈哈
作者: c90051kevin (セイカ)   2009-08-10 13:37:00
好好笑哈哈
作者: YIDAN   2009-08-10 13:40:00
笨點是問第二次吧XDD
作者: owl1229 (兔子)   2009-08-10 13:41:00
好好笑!!!XDDDD
作者: TaigerWang (台南高雄天氣晴)   2009-08-10 13:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mila30   2009-08-10 13:47:00
送啦
作者: dormice (MJ KING OF POP )   2009-08-10 13:47:00
難怪他瞪你XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: athenak (雅典娜)   2009-08-10 13:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD]
作者: usercl6 (嘿對喔)   2009-08-10 13:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jimway   2009-08-10 13:52:00
好笑~~哈哈
作者: Sagitwang (炸豬排～！)   2009-08-10 13:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ice1024 (哈囉)   2009-08-10 13:56:00
有笑有推
作者: oooooooo8 (歐巴哥)   2009-08-10 13:59:00
原PO只問一次啊 哈哈~~~~
作者: memoryme   2009-08-10 14:02:00
有笑有推XD
作者: fuwe   2009-08-10 14:16:00
難怪....有好笑到
作者: dennistsao (愛陰斯坦)   2009-08-10 14:16:00
你..............會不會太天 = ="
作者: coke81621   2009-08-10 14:38:00
客人您需要漂白喔~~
作者: acuteappletw   2009-08-10 14:40:00
笑倒了
作者: frog780909   2009-08-10 14:43:00
我失守了~推
作者: seijuro (無毒系草食性火柴)   2009-08-10 14:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: amy318 (婉仔饅頭)   2009-08-10 14:50:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: s051990   2009-08-10 14:58:00
有笑有推
作者: x223223233 (帕姆)   2009-08-10 15:10:00
有笑有推~XDDDDD
作者: strikedeath (小蔣)   2009-08-10 15:10:00
笑了=.=
作者: secjmy (大雄)   2009-08-10 15:25:00
我笑了XD
作者: liveddevil (shadow)   2009-08-10 15:38:00
好好笑XD
作者: david82428   2009-08-10 15:51:00
狂笑
作者: frankbarry (飛天小魚)   2009-08-10 15:58:00
其實..還滿屌的!!
作者: agunnm (轉角卡到陰)   2009-08-10 16:10:00
有笑
作者: modog777 (齊頭併進)   2009-08-10 16:19:00
客人:你嫌我牙齒黑阿~~冷涼卡好
作者: akijie (我想你的每一天)   2009-08-10 16:30:00
好酷~也好好笑~
作者: tearmiss (火星人)   2009-08-10 16:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD 漂白水要吸管 下次記得要
作者: crazysashy (useful)   2009-08-10 16:42:00
小姐，現在買兩罐可以抽折扣喔!
作者: sunnytutor (陽光教師)   2009-08-10 16:42:00
你先吸給鄉民看~ XDDD
作者: GaRei (Kami)   2009-08-10 16:49:00
琳落去、琳落去、無通漏氣～～
作者: adonistc (安東尼)   2009-08-10 16:54:00
上次 啤酒跟高粱 我也都有附吸管給人家
作者: icydream (巧虎)   2009-08-10 17:07:00
小姐：麻煩去冰半糖，不用塑膠帶 囧"
作者: victorcoo (呆V)   2009-08-10 17:10:00
你好壞XD
作者: kyo686   2009-08-10 17:18:00
看來以後我上班也要注意~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: finekiki (小豬)   2009-08-10 17:58:00
哈哈哈
作者: cloudofblue (Alicia)   2009-08-10 18:04:00
哈哈哈 只要是液體都要給吸管XDDDDD
作者: RuvenFilnir (霍克)   2009-08-10 18:04:00
原po好壞XD
作者: nicholas7676 (黑輪)   2009-08-10 18:21:00
哈哈哈哈哈!人難免恍神麻
作者: feelool007 (咖啡小鎮)   2009-08-10 18:22:00
我真的笑了.....
作者: thwm (科科)   2009-08-10 18:31:00
XD
作者: cross0619   2009-08-10 18:40:00
害我嘴裡洋芋片差點噴出來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: englwings (Happiness :))   2009-08-10 18:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rebach (法國梧桐)   2009-08-10 18:45:00
XDD
作者: chieferic (主任)   2009-08-10 18:45:00
哈哈哈哈哈 好強XD
作者: yenling8118 (yenling)   2009-08-10 19:03:00
你好機車喔~哈哈哈哈
作者: tim2241257 (懶惰的兔子LAZY-2)   2009-08-10 19:04:00
後勁好強XD
作者: HanabishiPon (如果能夠)   2009-08-10 19:11:00
呵哈哈哈
作者: barnrain (小香)   2009-08-10 19:14:00
笑翻XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ohohyeah (歐歐耶)   2009-08-10 19:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: slc1326   2009-08-10 19:48:00
要記得拿長一點的喔，太短會吸不到XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: beans20148 (烏拉拉)   2009-08-10 20:06:00
好欠揍XDDDD
作者: fechyijy (GHOST)   2009-08-10 20:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jds2518 (只想做個閒人= =)   2009-08-10 20:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: richday (繽紛)   2009-08-10 20:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iozs   2009-08-10 20:50:00
XD
作者: c116115   2009-08-10 21:01:00
酷喔!!店員帥呆了!!
作者: o2cake (氧氣蛋糕)   2009-08-10 21:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eggwashappy (艾格˙華茲耶皮)   2009-08-10 21:35:00
有笑有推
作者: smilemyself (環兒)   2009-08-10 21:48:00
HAHA
作者: janetgou (meng ping)   2009-08-10 21:50:00
你怎沒問他第二件有抽一元
作者: whorubaba (Ingrid)   2009-08-10 21:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lilymoonpig (牛奶武士)   2009-08-10 22:01:00
哈哈哈哈!有笑有推XDDD
作者: atomupizza47 (喜羊羊)   2009-08-10 22:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kkii5566 (阿逼逼阿巴巴)   2009-08-10 22:40:00
你怎沒問他第二件有抽一元
作者: visorkk (洞澈光明)   2009-08-10 22:42:00
歐巴馬 我都用灌的
作者: miboo (咪哺)   2009-08-10 23:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑
作者: winble ( )   2009-08-10 23:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: feather7124   2009-08-11 00:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yannjen (修女也瘋狂)   2009-08-11 00:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: savons (天兵鈴)   2009-08-11 00:56:00
職業病推一個XD
作者: cheesewood (好泰泰~)   2009-08-11 01:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: even51213 (翔)   2009-08-11 01:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: duck0823 (逆麟女子--抽脂鴨)   2009-08-11 01:50:00
有笑有推
作者: tearscrystal (小海)   2009-08-11 02:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑了
作者: ilovedavetao (啤酒+高梁)   2009-08-11 02:10:00
我笑死了XDDD
作者: aax (辣妞熊謎 )   2009-08-11 02:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sicksight   2009-08-11 03:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a12602183136   2009-08-11 04:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: industrious   2009-08-11 04:37:00
有笑有推
作者: untestable   2009-08-11 05:02:00
笨點是他稱呼歐巴桑小姐
作者: zetetic   2009-08-11 05:49:00
歐巴桑牙齒一定很白...
作者: momolomo   2009-08-11 08:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: apple7146 (錢奈<(〥 ▽〥)>)   2009-08-11 08:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hshellen (乾乾)   2009-08-11 09:04:00
我噗吃一聲 然後大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dianivy ( )   2009-08-11 10:00:00
XD
作者: pauhsi (喵爸)   2009-08-11 10:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cyjcyj   2009-08-11 10:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s245687 (小豬)   2009-08-11 10:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pjan   2009-08-11 11:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nick207 (暱稱)   2009-08-11 12:27:00
XDDDD
作者: evelyn055 (綺希)   2009-08-11 13:04:00
我以為會是醬油
作者: solemn17 (TeaCat)   2009-08-11 14:52:00
XD
作者: enroth (enroth)   2009-08-11 15:57:00
XDDDD
作者: justaPig (就只是一隻豬我心領了，)   2009-08-11 15:59:00
XDDDDD
作者: mayday7710 (想要擁抱的彩虹)   2009-08-11 16:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: huskyrabbit (鈴鐺)   2009-08-11 16:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: enoeht20181 (徐三羊)   2009-08-11 17:58:00
如果她是想刷牙的話就OK
作者: meowlike (阿貓)   2009-08-11 18:58:00
ＧＪ！！！
作者: shefans02 (晞晞)   2009-08-11 19:45:00
哈哈 好笨 想害人家中毒啊XDD
作者: Tidus0000 (我要肌肉...)   2009-08-11 21:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: h034826567 (掬一捧月光)   2009-08-11 22:14:00
XDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: annheilong (方格子)   2009-08-11 23:35:00
現在買15元以上的飲料可以抽獎喔~要多買一瓶嗎?
作者: greenofme   2009-08-12 00:00:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: melody7812   2009-08-12 00:22:00
XD
作者: Zorina ([ 祕 密 莊 園 ])   2009-08-12 00:23:00
XDDDDDD哈哈好好笑
作者: bluechips (藍色洋芋片)   2009-08-12 01:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a766242001 (豪谷)   2009-08-12 01:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gamafaye   2009-08-12 01:58:00
N
作者: gamafaye   2009-08-12 02:00:00
好好笑XDDDDDD
作者: kisssunny   2009-08-12 02:14:00
XDDDDD
作者: fkyrfy (Jason C)   2009-08-12 02:44:00
LOL
作者: ankakaka (安卡)   2009-08-12 02:51:00
XDD
作者: cho123456 (AD)   2009-08-12 03:16:00
xdd..
作者: mugijang   2009-08-12 04:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: stevely (stevely)   2009-08-12 06:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s911131 (小黑)   2009-08-12 09:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2009-08-12 14:43:00
XDDDD
作者: v5203110cm (默默無名路人甲)   2009-08-12 16:20:00
我推 快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Hardywus (Hardy)   2009-08-12 17:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rize0528 (Riz)   2009-08-12 22:51:00
我笑翻了 XDDD
作者: causeofyou (啾啾啾)   2009-08-12 23:07:00
有笑有推
作者: bigsmile5 (中正金城武)   2009-08-12 23:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ko6623   2009-08-13 00:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: XShaneJohn   2009-08-13 01:11:00
笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: etrana (Bon Courage NI!!)   2009-08-13 09:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bestlisa (　　)   2009-08-13 10:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kuopk2000   2009-08-13 20:23:00
有笑有推
作者: kiba226 (小赤)   2009-08-13 20:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pow1225 (pow1225)   2009-08-13 21:26:00
XDDDD牛牛好帥
作者: dylan29341 (滴冷)   2009-08-13 22:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: AnExotic (LuvKM)   2009-08-14 13:12:00
有笑有推 ~
作者: smile75 (我是大叔...)   2009-08-15 12:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fff417 (天璇)   2009-08-19 02:41:00
X
作者: naomisa (哇)   2009-08-19 12:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: edison770609 (機動)   2009-08-19 20:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Andydream (王大帥<(￣︶￣)>)   2009-08-20 14:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: andsink   2009-08-22 17:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Giovinazzo ()囧()   2009-08-24 17:12:00
XD
作者: goodjack83   2009-08-27 12:57:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: alin5 (復歸)   2009-08-28 14:47:00
XD
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