作者:
raxbear (rax)
2009-09-12 16:10:32板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退!
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昨天下午陪朋友去某小學門口面交一些東西
到了以後賣家還沒來就只好在校門口呆呆等
這時候怕門口的警衛起疑心我們就決定先去跟他說一下
我們只是要跟人約在這邊,沒有要進學校也不是可疑人士
沒想到過去警衛室看到警衛背對我們蹲在地上不知道在做啥
然後就聽到 "嗶".....
"34.5度... 這麼熱......"
起身對著電風扇 "嗶"....
"34.5度... 家馬沒喀涼(這裡也沒有比較涼)..."
沒錯...他拿著測體溫槍在警衛室裡面到處亂嗶....
就在我們還沒來得及出聲叫他時
他又拿著測體溫槍低著頭對著某謎之部位...
"嗶"....
"嗯....修尬逃雷雷(熱到頭低低)..."
...........................我們瞬間覺得還是不要打擾他好了
於是我們就退回原來等的地方 遠遠的還可以看到他依舊玩得很開心...
我決定在還要量體溫的這個期間都不要進這個小學...
我絕對不讓那個東西嗶到我的額頭......
作者: oliviaours 0000-00-00 00:00:00
這...好像是九把刀書的內容
作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派) 2009-09-12 16:12:00
XDDD 閒得發慌
作者:
FuYen (赴宴)
2009-09-12 16:15:00XDDD
作者: dontwanafuck (軒軒軒軒軒) 2009-09-12 16:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yuhen0121 (Saber喵) 2009-09-12 16:16:00
......
作者: dontwanalove 2009-09-12 16:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: michelle1205 (淳阿) 2009-09-12 16:19:00
修尬逃雷雷(熱到頭低低) XDDD
作者: smaitesai 2009-09-12 16:32:00
抓到了 就是四樓亂嗶的
作者: automan 2009-09-12 16:37:00
好好笑好噁心XD
作者:
Knicks ( )
2009-09-12 17:11:00XDDDDDDDD
大叔也太可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: d93j4 (短歌) 2009-09-12 17:21:00
最近去醫院醫生還拿耳溫槍用力塞在我耳朵,要是他也...
作者:
thew193 (193)
2009-09-12 17:22:00樓上 妳是說他是用來逼____嗎
作者: viennenne 2009-09-12 17:36:00
肛門
作者: nicole7520 2009-09-12 17:38:00
囧"我每天都被逼的啊
作者: lpe 2009-09-12 17:41:00
哈哈哈哈 害我笑著超大聲
作者:
dalaF (吵架王)
2009-09-12 17:43:00好髒大叔怎麼這樣啊XDDDDDDD
作者: tigerflyer (兩張嘴) 2009-09-12 17:45:00
XD
作者:
lesswind (山林中的遊魂)
2009-09-12 17:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cognd (G) 2009-09-12 18:03:00
口恩...XD....
作者: h1902a (think) 2009-09-12 18:12:00
哈哈 太好笑啦
作者:
kaka5566 (咖咖❺❺❻❻)
2009-09-12 18:14:00開頭第一句就讓我誤會了>\\\\\<
作者: bloodyugioh (遊戲) 2009-09-12 18:21:00
這個太好笑了 XDDDD
作者:
fj8418 (好想來一根,但我剩一支)
2009-09-12 18:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
m06 (桂冠湯圓)
2009-09-12 18:23:00kaka5566..
作者: wInIc (Dream) 2009-09-12 18:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: windweint 2009-09-12 18:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zenki87 (克里斯)
2009-09-12 18:32:00修嘎勞湯...
作者:
RISE (里斯)
2009-09-12 18:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovinglone 2009-09-12 18:51:00
超好笑....................................
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
請問...他是b他的老二嗎?那句台語是啥意思?卸卸
作者: xupgjo (wei) 2009-09-12 18:55:00
xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
作者:
lilac002 (弓長洞洞兩)
2009-09-12 18:59:00金胎溝啦~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Kirathegod ( ) 2009-09-12 19:12:00
是Saber耶
作者:
b822187 (軒軒)
2009-09-12 19:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: flying018129 2009-09-12 19:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: xennys (嗯.....) 2009-09-12 19:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
作者:
tianzun (月時計)
2009-09-12 19:37:00好可愛的警衛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dearanita 2009-09-12 19:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sklY (紫 (oゝω・o)ノ)
2009-09-12 19:54:00xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mo42 (香腸)
2009-09-12 20:25:00嗶~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kiki10081 2009-09-12 20:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ccc78413 (此帳號已換人) 2009-09-12 20:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ychin86 (become a better man) 2009-09-12 20:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alin5 (復歸) 2009-09-12 20:59:00
XD
作者: beccare 2009-09-12 21:09:00
好囧的警衛阿杯
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
qq1217 (...)
2009-09-12 21:34:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Tenging (菜鳥)
2009-09-12 22:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tsung315 2009-09-12 22:12:00
哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: KATTUN520 2009-09-12 22:20:00
我笑了...
作者: jamz (睡不飽..ˊˋ) 2009-09-12 22:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: loveshih (pepe) 2009-09-12 22:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: HoarSheep 2009-09-12 22:59:00
XD
作者: a12602183136 2009-09-12 23:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rockplayme (Jack.D) 2009-09-12 23:08:00
敲他玻璃~~大喊!!冷涼卡好~~~~~
作者:
halo3 (難波山猫)
2009-09-12 23:13:00我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
dennyshing,沒有爆沒有被m你噓幫優是在幫三小......
作者:
error15 (邁向新世界)
2009-09-12 23:21:00有笑有推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者:
o155062 (50tatata)
2009-09-12 23:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
timgunn (TimGunn)
2009-09-12 23:26:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ppiscut 2009-09-12 23:26:00
金胎歌
作者: sunnytutor (陽光教師) 2009-09-12 23:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好白癡...
==============冷涼卡好!!!================
作者:
OREOREO (賣女孩的小火柴)
2009-09-12 23:45:00XDDDD
作者:
kiloxx (名器)
2009-09-12 23:48:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gwunder ( ) 2009-09-12 23:51:00
下次警衛拿測速槍...
作者:
skyfine (天晴)
2009-09-13 00:17:00==============冷涼卡好!!!=================
作者:
lucas01 (lucas)
2009-09-13 00:20:00D
作者: coolmom 2009-09-13 00:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kyo686 2009-09-13 00:31:00
大笑推~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jds2518 (只想做個閒人= =)
2009-09-13 00:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
作者: love19890318 2009-09-13 01:12:00
這也太好笑了:)))))))
作者: f510220 2009-09-13 01:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDD...(倒地
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: onihaya (歐尼/ONI) 2009-09-13 01:28:00
真的超好笑用力給他推爆啦XD
作者: wish5491 2009-09-13 01:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
好靠盃XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fairy17 (韓)
2009-09-13 01:47:00推XDDDDD
作者: sakurayan 2009-09-13 01:50:00
XDDDDDD不過還真是噁心啊= =
作者: tsung315 2009-09-13 02:00:00
超好笑的啊XD
作者: jialovehog 2009-09-13 02:01:00
我猜是量額溫的,量額溫的根本不准呀!太陽下曬久一點就
作者: jialovehog 2009-09-13 02:02:00
爆表了阿,37.8度很容易突破!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kakyun (煩人的小老鼠) 2009-09-13 02:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
orsonplus (奧森普拉斯)
2009-09-13 03:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD害我半夜大笑
作者: freedoming (james) 2009-09-13 03:22:00
哈!好可愛的警衛!
作者: jacky1001 2009-09-13 03:23:00
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
作者:
ChampionYe (A Sunny Boy!! haha)
2009-09-13 03:52:00我打工時太無聊也拿著額温槍亂嗶說XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jenna780818 2009-09-13 09:22:00
修尬逃雷雷XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eggimage (目前沒有名片)
2009-09-13 11:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bhdog (左手åªæ˜¯è¼”助)
2009-09-13 11:11:00大叔讓我想到銀魂 XD
作者: to6jo3bj6 2009-09-13 14:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: RD28 2009-09-13 15:01:00
XDDDDD
好胎歌........................囧
作者:
inkdenny (orangeboy)
2009-09-13 15:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cashko 2009-09-13 16:34:00我記得很多學校警衛室有冷氣耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lk13 2009-09-13 17:38:00
天阿= = 我開始有障礙了XDD
作者: gutright (L) 2009-09-13 17:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yaya99860 (彤忻) 2009-09-13 18:02:00
超好笑..超有畫面 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Blocat (天天都厭世) 2009-09-13 18:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: colette 2009-09-13 18:34:00
版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!
作者:
Dravex (侑)
2009-09-13 18:34:00有笑有推XDDDDDDD
作者: bluemelo 2009-09-13 18:45:00
啊....這樣我會想知道是哪個小學耶...以免...
第一句真的就看錯想歪了= ="口面交".......
作者: kimiyoko (Iceman) 2009-09-13 20:25:00
武告胎哥...
作者:
skyrazui (紫紫 (*’艸‘))
2009-09-13 23:35:00我們學校的警衛也會這樣亂嗶 超閒的哈哈哈
作者: link319 2009-09-14 00:50:00
超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: denny3314 2009-09-14 00:51:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: black1221 2009-09-14 02:32:00
好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
哇靠,我笑好久,真是有夠爆笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: toosmayday 2009-09-14 13:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kevin2382 (凱文豆腐) 2009-09-14 14:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: JNBY 2009-09-14 14:28:00
憋笑 憋得好痛苦
作者: jeychieh 2009-09-14 14:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fet525 2009-09-14 14:53:00
GOOD
作者:
BMHSEA (Ciao)
2009-09-14 15:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: amasingroup (amasing) 2009-09-14 16:55:00
擠罷昏啦~~~~XDDDDDDD
作者: amaoto 2009-09-14 19:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maple66 (期待 陽光般的微笑) 2009-09-14 21:17:00
實在太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Andydream (王大帥<( ̄︶ ̄)>)
2009-09-14 21:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (繽紛)
2009-09-14 21:32:00超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
這個好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eva0327 (mooncake)
2009-09-14 22:45:00熱昏"頭"
作者: hyacinth323 2009-09-14 23:05:00
有笑有推啦啦~~~~~讚!
作者: vivi507 (塔水麻麻) 2009-09-15 00:19:00
超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: emma5 (^_^) 2009-09-15 00:23:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zjeff1 (我的褲檔裡有蛇)
2009-09-15 00:55:00太強大了
作者: those0 2009-09-15 12:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lucky07029 2009-09-15 15:47:00
哇阿~~...
作者:
miaaz ( )
2009-09-15 15:56:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者: cglag (巴辣) 2009-09-15 16:53:00
應該是燒嘎歸x啪毀吧
好髒XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pttsac (一路狂勝) 2009-09-17 18:48:00
警衛:欲降溫 必先升溫 PS我第一行也漏開一個字
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-09-18 00:59:00XDDD
作者:
arrakis (DukeLeto)
2009-09-18 18:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cscs91 2009-09-19 04:59:00
哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~
作者:
amy318 (婉仔饅頭)
2009-09-19 13:51:00好糟糕哦哦哦哦Y
作者:
ksmayoAo (天空是藍色的~)
2009-09-19 16:39:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DRmikeice 2009-09-19 23:54:00
第一句我就看錯了= = "
作者:
Johhan 2009-09-21 20:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lingar (柚子~*) 2009-09-22 20:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2009-09-26 10:41:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
duck0823 (逆麟女子--抽脂鴨)
2009-09-27 12:37:00大叔熱昏頭了
不要逼我的額頭XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sgalan821 (它它 ) 2009-09-29 01:52:00
智障死了啦xdddd....