很久沒有做夢
上床就睡得很熟
最近可能天氣太冷 睡眠很淺 所以就做夢了
夢裡我身處戰場之中(可能是最近COD:MW2玩太多的關係)
槍聲大作 子彈飛過來飛過去的
我一整個不知所措
四處抓同袍想問現在是什麼情況
問著問著 突然一個同伴轉頭過來...
哇啊~居然是劉德華!
自小就是龍祥電影台的忠實觀眾
『跟著主角就準沒錯!』 我心裡這樣想
然後就跟在劉德華的後面一路突破重圍
看他帥氣的一槍一個 還飛身躲子彈
還把手榴彈撿起來扔回去炸
我都感動的快要哭出來了
結果到了一棟被炸到體無完膚的廢棄大樓
『快點下去地下室有秘道通往安全的地方。』 劉德華如此說
『可是,樓梯都斷了 跳下去應該會受傷吧?』 我遲疑著不敢跳
『放心! 不會有事的 數到三我們就跳下去!』 劉德華顯露出主角的氣度
好...我記得電影演主角都沒問題的 劉德華威能跟著他就準沒錯
一跳! 淦~~~腳好痛...都麻了
(我小時候有愛耍帥從二樓跳到一樓過 有跳過的應該知道那種又痛又麻的感覺)
唔...雖然很痛 但還好...還可以走 等等麻完應該就沒事了
『嗯...兄弟。』 劉德華叫我
『我腿骨折了...』 劉德華臉紅著對我說
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alin5 (復歸) 2008-01-10 17:44:00
XDDDDD
作者:
yekou ( 無言歌)
2008-01-12 02:13:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
asd2260123 (å—éƒ¨å¤§è‘‰æ–‡çµ„å¤œæ ¡è‚¥å®…)
2008-01-20 18:21:00笑到我了XD
作者:
musicya (加油加油)
2008-01-28 00:54:00XDDD
作者: augustuseric 2009-02-23 16:02:00
XDDDD.....最後一句=_=
作者: magice 2009-02-23 16:03:00
XDD
作者: xdmystyle 2009-02-23 16:04:00
後勁好強阿0.0
作者: wind7777713 2009-02-23 16:04:00
XDDDDD
作者:
youknew (我沒有五百年)
2009-02-23 16:05:00意想不到的結局XDDDDD
作者:
weiiwei (San Diego)
2009-02-23 16:21:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: idisying 2009-02-23 16:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: huyuy (淺羽若櫻) 2009-02-23 16:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: howtz 2009-02-23 16:25:00
其實原po才是主角
作者: yusake 2009-02-23 16:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
azumanga (We Made you)
2009-02-23 16:26:00很有趣。
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
shaka1aka (Por Una Cabeza)
2009-02-23 16:30:00劉德華嬌喘一聲,
作者:
ahuatin (花與愛麗絲)
2009-02-23 16:31:00骨折了骨折了骨折了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: augustuseric 2009-02-23 16:32:00
躺在元po懷裡
作者:
sodeass (基米拉)
2009-02-23 16:47:00XDDDDDD 好猛的後勁 y
作者:
nanahiei (寵物就是要寵愛他)
2009-02-23 16:54:00超好笑......推一個
作者:
Knicks ( )
2009-02-23 16:56:00XDDDDDD
作者: addict1127 2009-02-23 16:58:00
好好笑喔XDDDD
作者: lyircpoety 2009-02-23 16:58:00
XDDDD
作者: iamtempo (夏日的風) 2009-02-23 17:05:00
做夢夢是啥咪?看懂了@@
作者: only777 2009-02-23 17:18:00
哈哈 好笑的夢境
作者:
cabird (喀)
2009-02-23 17:30:00媽哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 太好笑了吧
作者: qqaries2005 2009-02-23 17:35:00
還要臉紅着說 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ok0921 (修羅心伏)
2009-02-23 17:36:00哈~~~~~~~~~~好糗
作者:
qqpunpun (qqpunpun)
2009-02-23 17:37:00= =超好笑的..哈哈哈
作者:
doghouse (抓不住夏天的尾巴)
2009-02-23 17:44:00這個好笑
作者:
prouc (p幣又被吞了)
2009-02-23 17:48:00最後是原po一槍一個背著華仔坐直升機走嗎XDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MyoCat (幽月) 2009-02-23 17:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDD 有畫面
結局是後面大爆炸,原po在火燄中背著華仔走過XDD
作者:
ninewords (全世界的人都很悲傷)
2009-02-23 18:04:00以為走到jock了XD
作者: h94ap4m4 2009-02-23 18:05:00
這超好笑~哈哈
作者: sealence (從心所行即為正路) 2009-02-23 18:07:00
jock? ......XDDD
作者: stes5115 (凱) 2009-02-23 18:19:00
樓上 JOCK?
結局通常只有主角一人能活下來,所以還是別跟著他為妙。
作者:
pepeoa (It's me)
2009-02-23 18:37:00Jock版= ="?在哪裡啊????
作者: AKATSUKIx2 (赤月曉) 2009-02-23 18:37:00
最後一句很好笑XD
作者: burgert 2009-02-23 18:39:00
我笑了XDD
作者: yingjuan 2009-02-23 18:48:00
好笑!!
最後一句是怎樣啊你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tq0608 (四月) 2009-02-23 18:53:00
哈哈 臉紅有畫面
作者: skyjust79 2009-02-23 18:53:00
ninewords:以為走到jock了XD 是joke吧
作者: h03511 (猴仔) 2009-02-23 19:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
pb220708 (PBYang)
2009-02-23 19:09:00XD
作者:
amy318 (婉仔饅頭)
2009-02-23 19:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
solemn17 (TeaCat)
2009-02-23 19:41:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
KerLue (Mountain)
2009-02-23 19:41:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: l24065911 (Chan) 2009-02-23 19:53:00
我爆笑了XDDDD 但我室友看不懂- -很好笑欸XDDDD
作者:
chigo520 (CHIGO)
2009-02-23 19:59:00笑死了XDXDXDXD
作者:
hotahaha (hey you ROCK MAN!)
2009-02-23 20:02:00JOCK! 繼HAYE之後最新力作
作者:
elphie (wants a soul.)
2009-02-23 20:04:00有夠好笑的夢 XD
作者:
ispei (LinLin)
2009-02-23 20:06:00超好笑的 最後一句我整個大笑 哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: soma9699 (鎖碼) 2009-02-23 20:19:00
好好笑 請教我怎麼夢到周星馳XD
作者: s051990 2009-02-23 20:44:00
哈哈哈 我大笑了!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
BAGeo 2009-02-23 20:52:00後勁好強XDDD
作者:
petwing (主流想法不一定是好的)
2009-02-23 21:08:00雖然在「異域」裡劉德華是主角也很帥 但是最後嗝囉所以不見得跟著主角就會沒事XD
作者:
WhiteQ (對自己誠實。)
2009-02-23 21:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
gn02320324 (五月天+SNSD=無限動力)
2009-02-23 21:24:00看完我大笑XDDDDDDD 最後一句太強大了啦!哈哈哈哈哈
作者: wendy31347 2009-02-23 21:26:00
看完大笑XDDDD 整個很有梗
作者:
Asucks (我的老婆是超人)
2009-02-23 21:34:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: leiwai 2009-02-23 21:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
天王被表了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
peepers (123)
2009-02-23 22:02:00劇情急轉直下!!!
作者: feather7124 2009-02-23 22:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
crazyL 2009-02-23 22:30:00大笑 太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
winest (winest)
2009-02-23 22:31:00XDDDD
作者:
erichsueh (KAWAII>///<)
2009-02-23 22:38:00劉德華:好痛.....早知不跳=
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eldora (eldora) 2009-02-23 22:51:00
哈哈哈哈哈~~怎麼那麼好笑
作者: mq20908 (麥Q) 2009-02-23 22:52:00
好像星爺的梗喔!!!你確定你是夢到劉德華???
作者: sealence (從心所行即為正路) 2009-02-23 22:53:00
= =... 我是推ninewords那個jock
作者:
quietcat (天天都能真心笑)
2009-02-23 23:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
joy71 (朝目標邁進)
2009-02-23 23:13:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Tehran (最好的時光)
2009-02-23 23:40:00別這樣!我很喜歡劉德華的。(大笑)
笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ghostlove (Rocketeer)
2009-02-23 23:47:00好笑
作者: windbox (Divide˙Infinity) 2009-02-23 23:51:00
最後一句超強大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: straykitten (空白) 2009-02-23 23:58:00
好有畫面...XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kim (@@@@@@@)
2009-02-23 23:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gjhsgwl 2009-02-24 00:08:00
XDD 原PO是在寫劇本嗎
作者: libracrash (bar) 2009-02-24 00:09:00
原PO真是厲害 推一個
作者: br8ashbl 2009-02-24 00:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: julia508 (Julia) 2009-02-24 00:15:00
好笑 哈哈哈
作者: jjjjiiii (想睡覺....) 2009-02-24 00:15:00
XDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: n64tw (APTX-4869) 2009-02-24 00:22:00
哈哈 兄弟...
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
auchen (小羊)
2009-02-24 00:41:00後勁超強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qp23good 2009-02-24 00:55:00
笑翻了!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
tin0018 (吱吱)
2009-02-24 01:06:00最後一句害我大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pinkhead 2009-02-24 01:15:00
有笑有推
作者: caramelkiss 2009-02-24 01:54:00
爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zzxzero (zzx)
2009-02-24 02:04:00XDXDXD~~
作者:
Bluebear (布魯塞爾的布魯貝爾)
2009-02-24 02:13:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ISANKI (貓兒只會吃)
2009-02-24 02:34:00笑翻XD
作者: a29818859 (BlueG) 2009-02-24 03:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: moonlitnight 2009-02-24 03:20:00
劉德華臉紅著對我說
作者:
arrakis (DukeLeto)
2009-02-24 03:21:00XD
作者:
Ghamu (貓丸)
2009-02-24 04:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2009-02-24 04:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ritaj (愛得太用力)
2009-02-24 05:06:00兄弟,我腿骨折了!! XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Deep723 2009-02-24 05:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了
作者: skyoasis (Brit-pop) 2009-02-24 06:54:00
推臉紅XDXDXD
作者:
lwsun (大叔)
2009-02-24 07:33:00劉德華: 兄弟,我骨折了 >///<
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-02-24 08:26:00XDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hsien1105 (雞魚禮貌) 2009-02-24 10:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
wish1984 (肉鬆麵包原來是葷的阿)
2009-02-24 10:37:00我笑到抽蓄耶~~哈哈哈
作者: nhouse 2009-02-24 10:52:00
這不是華仔~這不是華仔~~~~~
作者: kumot (小虎) 2009-02-24 10:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gurder 2009-02-24 11:01:00
XDDDDD
作者: crueangel (Holzfälle) 2009-02-24 11:12:00
劉的華?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (繽紛)
2009-02-24 11:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lonelyknight 2009-02-24 11:29:00
兄弟,我腿骨折了XDDDDDD
作者: kyo686 2009-02-24 11:56:00
有笑有推!!!笑到飆淚~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: COLALA (COLA) 2009-02-24 12:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kkkkkk (6K)
2009-02-24 12:24:00界轉JOKE
作者:
ericvvvb (江湖人士,略懂略懂)
2009-02-24 12:33:00溫馨~~~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
clcd (C.C. dream)
2009-02-24 12:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: truth5168 2009-02-24 13:35:00
XD
作者: dingi108 2009-02-24 14:25:00
笑翻了我!!XD
作者:
isaza (我可以神隱嗎?)
2009-02-24 14:47:00結束好有後勁XDDD 原PO想當主角吧,還龍五咧XDDDDDD笑到飆淚
作者: LinYX (微思念) 2009-02-24 15:37:00
哈哈超有後勁 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: k123894 2009-02-24 16:02:00
笑到肚子痛XDXDXD
作者: chyhhwai 2009-02-24 16:08:00
好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: calamorum (小藥) 2009-02-24 16:49:00
超有畫面 好好笑XDDDDD
作者: kkyle 2009-02-24 17:29:00
看到原PO讓我想起我夢到馬蓋先來救我的故事
作者: bluebo (待浮花浪蕊都盡伴君幽獨) 2009-02-24 17:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
opklm (南極蝦)
2009-02-24 17:57:00異域裡劉德華最後是用手榴彈炸掉敵人的 然後就...
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
icq7584 (小白很乖)
2009-02-24 19:11:00哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
ththth (阿松)
2009-02-24 19:47:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sonic33228 2009-02-24 19:50:00
XDDDDDDDDD 好好笑!!
作者:
musicz (Mr. Smile [#33])
2009-02-24 22:05:00XDDD
超北爛= =XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: o12b11 (pupu) 2009-02-24 23:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑~!!
作者: PON407fifi 2009-02-25 00:56:00
哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2009-02-25 01:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
memalina (.........)
2009-02-25 11:46:00你確定那個人是華神嗎 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: saksky (櫻花的天空) 2009-02-25 13:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哇啦哈哈哈哈!!!
作者: kukey 2009-02-25 13:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bluewanlin (熱血排球) 2009-02-25 13:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: taakaa (王道的真心) 2009-02-25 15:14:00
哈哈哈,兄弟安心上路
後勁好強 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者:
crea0520 (十年之前...)
2009-02-26 00:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
home10272 (ob'_'ov金城武)
2009-02-26 00:44:00XD
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2009-02-26 03:23:00
XDDDDD
作者:
Kyosuke (嚄咬阿雷雷咬阿雷)
2009-02-26 10:21:00可能你是周潤發, 他留下來為你犧牲 XD
作者:
zax81904 (Porcupine)
2009-02-26 11:15:00超好笑XDDDDDDDD
作者: bigsmall2424 (JUMBO) 2009-02-26 23:50:00
華仔~~~~~~~~~~~
作者:
helen7510 (佐助的鼻子有幾個?)
2009-02-27 03:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
neko415 (ㄆㄆ)
2009-02-27 03:38:00媽啊太好笑啦!!!也太銀魂了吧!?!?!安心上路啊XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kaylotede (kaylotede) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
為什麼結局這麼好笑啊~~哈哈
作者:
auliori (路)
0000-00-00 00:00:00好笑到噴麵...
作者:
pelchen (正義)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDD