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離這件事情已經有將近兩年的時間了,
相信離了那麼久才po出來,
應該不會產生對死者不敬的問題吧...^^"
近兩年前,
爺爺過世了;
在頭七的法會上,
在外念書的學子紛紛趕回參與...
弟弟身為長子兼長孫,
自然排在第一排,
跟身為長子的爸爸一同帶領我們進行法會;
在他後面一排當然也站滿了我的叔叔和姑姑們...
儀式中,
法師要求我們集體呼喊死者,
於是弟弟在週遭氣氛感染下,
勇敢喊出:"阿爸!"
...
此時,
為了顧及長子尊嚴與顯示穩重,
爸爸很鎮靜並優雅地說:"你愛叫阿公。"
...
幾個小時後,
儀式終於結束,
只聽到我們家的客廳傳來我爸的聲音:
"掯!拎杯低加啦!!!!!!"
作者:
yuhsun (蔡步步)
2011-02-14 18:34:00哈哈XD 爸爸的臉應該是很僵
作者: secret0716 2011-02-14 18:38:00
哈哈XD
作者: tk747 2011-02-14 18:38:00
很無言耶! 他是不懂嗎.................
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ssnio (XX) 2011-02-14 18:43:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: playperfloor (路過的蘿蔔) 2011-02-14 18:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我大笑了
作者: Rancoon 2011-02-14 19:19:00
大笑XDDDDDDDD
作者:
vic30723 (VIC30723)
2011-02-14 19:21:00這...我笑了XD
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
say2086 (12)
2011-02-14 19:27:00哈哈~這太好笑了吧
作者: junkstory (海綿:D) 2011-02-14 19:28:00
超好笑XXXXD
作者:
feierh (SOPHIANA)
2011-02-14 19:30:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SaraScofield (phi) 2011-02-14 19:30:00
哈哈哈哈哈爸爸當下好尷尬喔哈哈
作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派) 2011-02-14 19:30:00
想起<華麗一族> XD
作者: mandy0509 (皮老闆) 2011-02-14 19:31:00
太好笑了!!!!!!
作者:
yokohina (Sylvia)
2011-02-14 19:32:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好笨
作者: whibear (熊) 2011-02-14 19:33:00
看第二次才看懂 我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
che0725 ( )
2011-02-14 19:34:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: illylover (寂寞之緋) 2011-02-14 19:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
etw710 (ET王)
2011-02-14 19:36:00超好笑啦XDD
作者:
labeck (其實我是雙魚吧?)
2011-02-14 19:38:00[震怒] 猴死仔宰咀咒林北早死
作者:
GIBBLUE2 (B L U E)
2011-02-14 19:38:00XD
作者:
pinkbb (bb)
2011-02-14 19:39:00XD~有爆的天份
作者:
c0758 (R>W1>E2>Q滿)
2011-02-14 19:41:00忍不住笑了
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
作者: orz1123 (叫我達文西) 2011-02-14 19:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wh90050305 2011-02-14 19:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
wuhey ( wuhey)
2011-02-14 19:46:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: drtesy (Are you ready?) 2011-02-14 19:46:00
XD 不過弟弟是長子兼長孫?怪怪低
作者: summer1204 (查無此人) 2011-02-14 19:48:00
<弟弟>是長<子>和長<孫>,所以原PO是女的.
作者:
cat412 (杏翎)
2011-02-14 19:48:00有笑有推XDDDDD
作者: drtesy (Are you ready?) 2011-02-14 19:50:00
對齁 感謝
作者: OARZ (OARZ) 2011-02-14 19:53:00
樓上 原PO是姐姐阿
作者:
ilace (月餅)
2011-02-14 19:56:00推
作者:
mjsie ( )
2011-02-14 20:01:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
chiick (雞暴北)
2011-02-14 20:01:00笑都是情不自禁阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yjlai (冷氣開放中)
2011-02-14 20:02:00其實叫阿爸好像也可以,因為人家說「長孫」是「尾子」呀
作者:
durllu (少年小樹)
2011-02-14 20:03:00XDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
gary67 (洄瀾)
2011-02-14 20:05:00這後勁好強啊...有笑有推
作者: dogdog1227 (輕掬) 2011-02-14 20:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
rapunze (科科)
2011-02-14 20:07:00XDDDDDDD爸爸生氣了XDDDDD
作者: smoky314 2011-02-14 20:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yangichan 2011-02-14 20:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mjsie ( )
2011-02-14 20:13:00棍! 恁北底加啦!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ghm (小黑) 2011-02-14 20:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ZhenyaP (Zhenya)
2011-02-14 20:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD阿爸!!
作者: marknm 2011-02-14 20:24:00
XD
作者:
imeder (i'm tired號:)
2011-02-14 20:25:00棍! 恁北底加啦! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Showyow (鷹王三部曲之最後的宣判)
2011-02-14 20:27:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: abadfriend (藍色憂鬱) 2011-02-14 20:31:00
華麗一族 ...
作者:
taidocky (taidocky)
2011-02-14 20:31:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a5180742 (某隻羊) 2011-02-14 20:33:00
我一嘴的食物差點全部噴出來XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
juice044 (芥末黃)
2011-02-14 20:38:00so funny
哈哈哈 真的超北七的XD 跟著姑姑叔叔們喊出來~居然....XD
作者: chm5236 (chm5236) 2011-02-14 20:40:00
拎北底加啦~太好笑啦~~
作者: sxobb (成天睡覺) 2011-02-14 20:45:00
給他爆?如何~樓下?
作者:
bochumomo (啵啵家族打雜清潔工)
2011-02-14 20:48:00還不錯XDDDDD
作者:
hance7 (槑)
2011-02-14 20:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
how0963 (龜夫人)
2011-02-14 20:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jfstar (只為批踢踢) 2011-02-14 20:51:00
阿爹~XDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smiaow (smiaow) 2011-02-14 20:54:00
推
作者: biliovo (高雄真美) 2011-02-14 20:55:00
哈哈哈哈好好笑
作者: good05168 2011-02-14 20:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Buhler (Urs) 2011-02-14 20:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nathanone 2011-02-14 20:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Eous (Eous )
2011-02-14 20:59:00不講我都沒想到塄DDDDDD
作者: miniair 2011-02-14 21:04:00
XDD
你弟弟到底在想啥XDD是不是太緊張了XDDDDDDDD
作者:
ex951753 (Chenghan)
2011-02-14 21:09:00我只看懂 原PO是正妹!!!
作者:
johnyy (順其自然)
2011-02-14 21:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yuchen96 (Jessica) 2011-02-14 21:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: xien0220 2011-02-14 21:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lnono2 (彤彤彤) 2011-02-14 21:16:00
香港人看不懂(攤手
作者: f199180 (大空) 2011-02-14 21:16:00
由你弟弟是長孫這句話來看...原PO是正妹!!!
作者: UNIParadise 2011-02-14 21:34:00
我笑了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: qawsedf4 2011-02-14 21:37:00
好險弟弟叫的不是原PO
作者: vinita (紅豆) 2011-02-14 21:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
maytime (Rui~*)
2011-02-14 21:51:001XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
我在跪著敬酒時也發生過~跟著爸媽一起叫阿爸喝酒喔= ="
作者:
maymay37 (this is gonna hurt.)
2011-02-14 22:36:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kocw (部份違規文字已刪除)
2011-02-14 22:37:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
goldnun (黃金)
2011-02-14 22:41:00XD 太好笑啦!
作者:
max241 (養生之道)
2011-02-14 22:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
arwenT (AC)
2011-02-14 22:51:00太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原PO爸的臉應該臭到不行吧
作者: humorpud (PANa) 2011-02-14 22:53:00
頓一下...狂笑。。
作者:
etintin (不想用大腦)
2011-02-14 23:00:00超好笑 肚子好痛
作者: stamp0911 (...) 2011-02-14 23:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
rainsong (大雨大雨一直下)
2011-02-14 23:03:00XXXXXXXXD
作者: tef969 (再吃一顆蘋果ya) 2011-02-14 23:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: felicity10 (曼尼) 2011-02-14 23:22:00
XXXXXD
作者:
mekida (魯sir)
2011-02-14 23:29:00阿公曾說:去樓上拜公媽 公媽就是阿公阿媽
作者:
sazuki 2011-02-14 23:41:00XDD
作者: genuine530 (Hello World) 2011-02-14 23:43:00
XDDDD
雖然應該要很嚴肅看這件事..可是超好笑的 XDXDXD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: in1102 2011-02-14 23:55:00
XDDDDDDD
作者: ooai (Just do it!) 2011-02-15 00:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2011-02-15 00:15:00XDDD
作者:
YIDAN 2011-02-15 00:19:00有點囧XDDDDDDDDDDD
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD好好笑
XDDDDD 但讓我想到我阿嬤過世的法會...T_T
作者:
Refauth (山丘上的長號手)
2011-02-15 00:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Tabrith (血糖瑪çªæœµ)
2011-02-15 00:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
GGisme (劉君君)
2011-02-15 00:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
v00001 (貓)
2011-02-15 01:00:00XD
作者: e1223212001 (1233212011) 2011-02-15 01:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: percyy (serene ice) 2011-02-15 01:03:00
同是長子兼長孫推~XD
作者: joyou1227 (快樂最重要啦~~) 2011-02-15 01:03:00
我弟堅持當時他身處的的氛圍會讓任何人有叫"阿爸"的衝動我則主張一個大二生犯這種錯絕對值得上笨版XDD
作者:
twooone (補習海)
2011-02-15 01:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: etyang 2011-02-15 01:54:00
長孫兼長子推~~T_T
作者:
YAMABUTA (年紀大了就忘記暱稱這事)
2011-02-15 01:58:00太好笑了啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
pkajames (Hola mi vida!)
2011-02-15 02:23:00XDD
作者: econjimmy (Panic Switch) 2011-02-15 02:29:00
(爸爸的)長子兼(祖父的)長孫 這樣省略會語意不通啦..
作者:
asangel (單號的逆襲)
2011-02-15 03:35:00XDDDDDDDDD
(同一個家族內的)長子兼(同一個家族內的)長孫那還好...
(同一個人的)長子兼(同一個人的)長孫問題就很大了.....
作者:
feit (闇夜‧風)
2011-02-15 04:31:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
your135 (想不到)
2011-02-15 07:19:00笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
timlin (RoseBud)
2011-02-15 08:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zo4 (我一天需要58小時)
2011-02-15 08:53:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yuhua 2011-02-15 10:02:00
XDDD
作者:
kf222770 (Leslie)
2011-02-15 10:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: michael5182 (michael) 2011-02-15 10:09:00
XDDD
作者: ddtddr (小尾) 2011-02-15 10:09:00
弟:「爸,我只是在練習」
作者: iablue (我也想要給他們簽名Orz) 2011-02-15 10:15:00
我大笑了XDD 雖然我也有過把舅媽叫跟著媽媽叫嫂嫂Orz
作者: ilovehata40 2011-02-15 10:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: q780322 2011-02-15 10:45:00
媽呀!嘴角失守了,我狂笑耶!XDDDD
作者:
DietSoul (Vamos!)
2011-02-15 11:12:00超好笑!!!
作者: showtow (秀桃) 2011-02-15 12:14:00
我阿祖去世的時候~我阿姨也曾經把阿嬤喊成阿母~被我姑婆瞪
作者: showtow (秀桃) 2011-02-15 12:15:00
姑婆=阿姨的媽媽
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ilyjj 2011-02-15 14:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: choyamay (choyamay) 2011-02-15 14:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yipy 2011-02-15 14:39:00
笑了XDDDDDDDD
作者:
nakaru (魔鬼藏在細微處)
2011-02-15 14:40:00阿姨的媽媽不就是外婆嗎0.0,如果是外婆的姊妹應該是姨婆也不是姑婆阿0.0
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: feather7124 2011-02-15 14:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
RUNINTO (33.7公分的距離)
2011-02-15 15:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wjc0517 2011-02-15 16:37:00
XDDDDDDDDD真是太搞笑了
作者:
nsotot (相信,可以)
2011-02-15 17:24:00XDDDDDDDD 太好笑了XDDDDD
作者:
KenZ 2011-02-15 18:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 哈哈哈哈哈哈
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qvTYTvp 2011-02-15 19:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
saucelove (心跳樂章repeat)
2011-02-15 19:46:00笑死我了
作者:
sket119 (戴草帽的章魚)
2011-02-15 20:05:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Johhan 2011-02-15 20:15:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shinywong 2011-02-15 20:43:00
426 看不懂 (攤手)
作者: hb0 2011-02-15 21:21:00
XDDD
作者: alentek 2011-02-15 21:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: caca90142 2011-02-15 22:41:00
第一次看笨版笑得這麼徹底XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Anderson1625 (Anderson) 2011-02-15 23:31:00
差點湯噴出來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: e12148842 2011-02-16 00:10:00
喔!!我快死了!!
作者:
satan04 (釣魚寶寶)
2011-02-16 03:45:00痾 我幹過一樣的事@@
作者: SINREN (真蓮) 2011-02-16 08:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
arox11 (變強吧!!!!!!)
2011-02-16 15:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
chopie 2011-02-16 18:37:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kame329 (Carine) 2011-02-17 02:44:00
太好笑了我的天阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: andywith2001 2011-02-17 16:12:00
太蠢了點XD 爸爸好可愛XDDDDDDD
作者: ppppp12383 2011-02-17 21:54:00
哈哈哈哈哈太好笑了!!!!
今天跟阿嬤一起拜祖先 阿嬤說:請太公太嬤 阿祖阿泰
作者: peacemay (燕子) 2011-02-18 15:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovemama (草莓果*拉芙) 2011-02-18 16:59:00
一直看成「拎北低咖」,一直疑惑是啥意思,原來是低加....
作者: lovemama (草莓果*拉芙) 2011-02-18 17:00:00
然後...我也噗笑了
作者: uncannyayu (歐哈啦) 2011-02-18 18:44:00
超好笑的啦
笑到不行啦....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
槓!!!!拎北笑到口水都流出來啦XDDDDDDDDD
作者: ciao816 2011-02-20 16:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: minnie11918 (朵朵) 2011-02-20 21:00:00
XDD
作者:
wensday (Eyes On Me)
2011-02-21 07:19:00這個好好笑哦!推文的阿爸喝酒喔也好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
okgothen (假扮牛的馴鹿)
2011-02-25 10:15:00XDXD
作者: ForgerEmas 2011-03-04 17:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了XDDD