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哇災
原PO在桃園機場上班
這邊有很多歪國人(廢話..)
今天原PO就在門口抽菸的時候遇到一個歪國人一直朝我走過來
心裡想說應該也是過來抽個菸的~沒事沒事
就在這時
歪國人就對著我說:火雞 火雞
原PO:火雞?fire chicken?....(英文爛...囧)
歪國人:NO~NO~NO 火雞~~~火雞~~~!!
原PO:......囧
殊不知這時原PO哪來的勇氣...
我就這麼雙手彎曲~向內夾~然後喊著咕咕咕
我就這麼雙手彎曲~向內夾~然後喊著咕咕咕
我就這麼雙手彎曲~向內夾~然後喊著咕咕咕
原PO:this??
歪國人:囧...
路人甲:囧....
路人乙:囧!!!
此時看著旁邊的路人甲從口袋拿出一支打火機遞給歪國人
歪國人:thank you~!
現在想起來....當時真的是丟臉都到家了...=口=
作者:
lucky1lk (賭到沒錢的人)
2011-06-20 20:41:00Turkey???
作者: Nikitanoya (莫夏) 2011-06-20 20:42:00
好有畫面XD都快笑翻了,周遭的乘客應該也笑倒了吧XD
作者: lewischao 2011-06-20 20:57:00
超有畫面...哈哈哈哈哈....
作者: felicity10 (曼尼) 2011-06-20 20:59:00
有畫面+1 !!!!
作者: ggda (睪丸冰) 2011-06-20 21:05:00
飛去肯是沙小
作者: kuvosexy101 (KUMABEAR) 2011-06-20 21:08:00
怎麼可以這麼好笑
作者:
Three (三)
2011-06-20 21:08:00Turkey XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ak48 (annabelle) 2011-06-20 21:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Bennu (焙努) 2011-06-20 21:14:00
蠢翻
作者: dolphineye 2011-06-20 21:15:00
XDXD
作者:
oeg 2011-06-20 21:15:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: stamd125 2011-06-20 21:16:00
XDDDDD好有畫面哦!!
作者:
scottlee (Scott李)
2011-06-20 21:17:00跟原po做過一樣的事...不過我在巴西的機場做的...orz
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lwjno1 2011-06-20 21:27:00
fire chicken是啥?神奇寶貝?
作者:
jay86319 (Esta es la vida)
2011-06-20 21:29:00有笑有推XD
作者: siou (chiao) 2011-06-20 21:29:00
哈哈哈哈哈!!!!
作者: roachbaby (烤貓肉) 2011-06-20 21:32:00
咕咕咕
作者: njpER (小雞) 2011-06-20 21:34:00
笑歪了!推向內夾咕咕咕
作者:
songaxac (nothing)
2011-06-20 21:35:00還好他不會臺語 不然狂打你跟你說:耐打!耐打!!
作者: jeasoo (小小K) 2011-06-20 21:35:00
咕咕咕~~~
作者:
Archi821 (Archi)
2011-06-20 21:39:00其實lighter不是閩南語(臺語),他本身就是英語
作者:
cv0728 (哈比貓)
2011-06-20 21:41:00XD
作者:
dog0302 (doggie)
2011-06-20 21:42:00有笨有笑有推
作者:
puppyha (搖尾巴)
2011-06-20 21:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
seclusive (the farest path)
2011-06-20 21:49:00就這麼雙手彎曲~向內夾~然後喊著咕咕咕
作者:
w0420cc (麥斯)
2011-06-20 21:50:00這篇真的有笨到XDD
作者: KTXNS (Yeah!大佛!) 2011-06-20 21:50:00
XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jojo87 2011-06-20 22:04:00
就外來語阿~~台語有很多日文外來語~ 像"歐都賣"就是台語
作者: andtanfs 2011-06-20 22:05:00
還蠻好笑的啊
作者:
doa2 (邁向名師之路)
2011-06-20 22:06:00賴打是日語 不過是從英語進入到日語...
作者:
mc12355 (低知識分子)
2011-06-20 22:12:00歪果仁:中文好難...
作者:
Archi821 (Archi)
2011-06-20 22:13:00那是autobike
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
youknew (我沒有五百年)
2011-06-20 22:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: xjamesgod 2011-06-20 22:17:00
歪國人:台灣的都好友善 ^^
作者: moonwolf7426 (-斯巴拉西-) 2011-06-20 22:17:00
快點在語尾加上 油~~~
作者:
beaune (Chris)
2011-06-20 22:20:00歪果人: 台灣人 好樂情
作者:
s9473210 (s947321)
2011-06-20 22:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vault13tech (不要再忘記帳密了) 2011-06-20 22:25:00
機場就是被你們這些人搞爛的!XD (指)
作者: light777 2011-06-20 22:25:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好有畫面
作者: colies (可麗餅) 2011-06-20 22:26:00
靠 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kyo72110 (楓葉秋語) 2011-06-20 22:30:00
好有畫面XDD
作者:
panqqzhu (★ 布丁☆)
2011-06-20 22:31:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
youknew (我沒有五百年)
2011-06-20 22:32:00會爆XD
作者:
osape (oo)
2011-06-20 22:36:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a4567803 (三日月宗近) 2011-06-20 22:42:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ranjay (小傑) 2011-06-20 22:42:00
笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yeeting (allfamilyisyourfamily)
2011-06-20 22:47:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: o156456 2011-06-20 22:52:00
哈哈哈~~~超有畫面的啦~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hcder4126 (hcder4126)
2011-06-20 22:52:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: andrew0714 (月半不是胖) 2011-06-20 22:56:00
咕咕咕 咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕
作者:
xnoopy (Archi)
2011-06-20 22:57:00結果笨點在29樓...||b
那原PO做火雞動作時只要被歪國人打一下應該就會了解了
作者:
vbnwei (Mr.V)
2011-06-20 23:01:00有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mou0113 (懶 小兔) 2011-06-20 23:02:00
好有畫面 XD
作者: lggreenfire (嘎嘎嘎) 2011-06-20 23:03:00
這實在太好笑了
作者:
bigjam (大果醬)
2011-06-20 23:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
哈哈哈哈哈 超有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovesanji (兔子愛上貓) 2011-06-20 23:09:00
XDDDDDD
作者: STAR131625 2011-06-20 23:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈~~好好笑~~~外國人中文真猛
作者:
blurry (今生今世)
2011-06-20 23:14:00==========我的答案是正解:「火機」是大陸用語==========
作者:
Norse (諾斯˙華)
2011-06-20 23:22:00雙手彎曲~向內夾~然後喊著咕咕咕 XDDDDDD
作者:
G41271 (茶)
2011-06-20 23:23:00XDDDDDDDD
作者:
bahnhof (火車站)
2011-06-20 23:28:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: car4353666 (冷彬彬) 2011-06-20 23:30:00
歪國人沒想到用英文講也能通吧XD
作者: coldone (一個人) 2011-06-20 23:43:00
應該要學咕咕咕+在自己身上點火,才=fire chicken吧?
作者:
diva (Tremendo!)
2011-06-20 23:47:00後勁真強
作者:
winnieG (維妮)
2011-06-20 23:50:00笑到流淚了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
thbetray (遠遠的 。)
2011-06-20 23:54:00xddd
作者:
wowkg21 (小綠)
2011-06-20 23:58:00太好笑了哇哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wistful (福貍) 2011-06-21 00:08:00
有畫面推XD
作者:
array (Array)
2011-06-21 00:17:00超好笑的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ORXORD (orxord) 2011-06-21 00:18:00
好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: x7931415 2011-06-21 00:22:00
勇氣可嘉XDDD
作者: smilemyself (環兒) 2011-06-21 00:29:00
好有畫面!!(笑倒
作者:
j30360 (Joanne)
2011-06-21 00:31:00太有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
tssman (沒事多喝水)
2011-06-21 00:34:00XDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD不會啦 你超可愛的
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mystyle0704 (Aree) 2011-06-21 00:48:00
爆吧XDD
作者:
molaloura (molaloura)
2011-06-21 00:55:00超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: leejinyu (.....) 2011-06-21 00:58:00
讚啦XDDDDDDDDD
作者: bear780514 (zxcvbnm) 2011-06-21 00:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eternalC 2011-06-21 01:06:00
推三樓!! 原PO好有趣,不過我覺得我也會這樣做.. 囧
作者: amou887755 (amou) 2011-06-21 01:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
phg999 (phg999)
2011-06-21 01:45:00那外國人應該要打你一下的XD
作者:
GGisme (劉君君)
2011-06-21 01:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Fz (Hi stranger)
2011-06-21 01:51:00有後勁
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2011-06-21 01:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
OTLOrz (賞山賞水賞菊花)
2011-06-21 02:00:00賴打
作者: D0D0LOOK 2011-06-21 02:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pigiyoyo (pigi) 2011-06-21 02:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD怎麼這麼好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: deankira (月) 2011-06-21 02:17:00
.........HAHA
作者:
hankevin (Marco)
2011-06-21 02:21:00我香港朋友也鬧過這樣笑話 廣東話也是講"火機"
作者: mayday0920 (mayday0920) 2011-06-21 02:21:00
哎喲好好笑XDDDD 也太熱心了!!
作者: BanBan612 ( ) 2011-06-21 03:21:00
好有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
這歪國人肢體語言不好。他只要拿菸出來就知到要打火機了
作者:
needhp (AzaFish阿渣魚)
2011-06-21 06:27:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2011-06-21 07:44:00XDDD
作者:
tw765 (http://765.tw/ )
2011-06-21 07:47:00桃園機場的素質不是一天兩天的事了......原Po加油啦!
作者: APOM101 (看不見的存在~) 2011-06-21 07:58:00
外國人應該要打你一下XDDDDDDDD
作者: mayanino (喵喵朱) 2011-06-21 09:25:00
這關素質什麼事?一般人怎麼會知道火雞是打火機?
作者:
gary67 (洄瀾)
2011-06-21 10:15:00有笑有推
作者:
weipuyan (沒有緣份,是吧? 我們)
2011-06-21 10:44:00難怪大家都說台灣人很熱情~~XD
作者:
fania (我呸~我play~)
2011-06-21 10:48:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cidcheng (c'est la vie)
2011-06-21 11:09:00因為中國是講火機
作者:
oplk (歐普林克)
2011-06-21 11:24:00路人甲夠北纜XD
作者:
yuh29 ( 開心過生活 )
2011-06-21 11:34:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kuseang (美雲俺の嫁)
2011-06-21 11:41:00原PO你還好嗎XDDDDD
作者: shasha0428 2011-06-21 11:49:00
原PO給了歪果人一個美好的回憶XDD
作者: tonyfans 2011-06-21 11:58:00
我也做過同樣的事.....哈XD
作者: vinita (紅豆) 2011-06-21 12:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd靠..XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lidale 2011-06-21 13:16:00
有笑有推
作者: newjedi 2011-06-21 13:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
stoorz (你~好~( ̄▽ ̄#)﹏﹏)
2011-06-21 13:26:00算妳狠!!!!
作者:
kna8421 (茶茶)
2011-06-21 13:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yukidomoto20 (情色塗鴉) 2011-06-21 14:24:00
歪果仁:喔~我的田~胎灣由瘋子…
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fish079313 (鑽石糖果) 2011-06-21 15:21:00
太好笑了XDD
作者: riket0403 (麵包) 2011-06-21 16:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這是大絕招!!~~~~~~學起來!!~~
作者: mizukirice 2011-06-21 16:56:00
太有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: charles0203 (Mango) 2011-06-21 16:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
MST06 (笨笨)
2011-06-21 17:45:00台灣之光ㄐㄧ
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sandynonon 2011-06-21 19:52:00
XD
作者: outleap (不要嘆氣,生活是美好滴) 2011-06-21 19:55:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
e8672596 (Berdy)
2011-06-21 20:05:00XDDDD
作者: ilyjj 2011-06-21 20:07:00
好有畫面XDDDDD
作者:
richday (繽紛)
2011-06-21 20:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fgy47 2011-06-21 21:09:00
是的!!夥計!!
作者:
mesit (風)
2011-06-21 22:56:00咕...咕...咕... XD
作者:
apple7146 (錢奈<(〥 ▽〥)>)
2011-06-21 23:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cashko 2011-06-21 23:22:00超有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
brerrabbit (Queen's SONE Panda 幸福)
2011-06-21 23:26:00太好笑了XDDD借轉貼fb!
作者:
siamese (S邏)
2011-06-22 00:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Fuzishan (奶油小文青)
2011-06-22 00:53:00XD
作者: bellachen100 (*Be Myself*) 2011-06-22 02:16:00
有畫面好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Garfield7751 2011-06-22 02:22:00
有笑有推 非常有畫面
作者:
iamaq18c (我不是水電工阿鹹~)
2011-06-22 08:37:00歪果仁:打火機的"打"是動詞..所以那個應該叫火機吧~~
作者:
lucas01 (lucas)
2011-06-22 08:57:00XDD
作者:
wwDDww (DD)
2011-06-22 09:28:00一大早的歡樂
作者:
ur (我是 你的)
2011-06-22 09:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 哈哈哈哈XDDD
作者: jack220ko33 2011-06-22 10:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
dehong 2011-06-22 11:34:00咕咕咕咕咕XDDDDDDD
作者:
ma701111 (薑餅人女孩)
2011-06-22 12:27:00XDDDD
作者:
cksxx (,突然好想你)
2011-06-22 14:01:00哈哈哈元PO好可愛喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Yunnan (stupid girl) 2011-06-22 14:25:00
他會說火機大概是因為來過大陸,大陸的"賣打"叫"火機"
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: luvadeasy (luva) 2011-06-22 18:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wiley80353 2011-06-22 22:30:00
火雞 咕咕XD
作者: forrest12 2011-06-23 11:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
imsisk 2011-06-23 17:57:00真的笑死我拉~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ibeakid (Curtis) 2011-06-23 19:59:00
GG囉
作者: dawn5463 2011-06-23 21:32:00
太有梗了拉!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: e415303 (☆☆兔兔) 2011-06-24 16:27:00
我笑了
作者: forcrazy 2011-06-24 23:18:00
太太太太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
asdisr (毛魚)
2011-06-26 01:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
HADILEN (吞佛.封禪)
2011-06-26 03:00:00真的有畫面....
作者: yona (永遠記得要先愛自己) 2011-06-26 23:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
hikionly (上班下班上班下班上班下)
2011-06-29 00:23:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
crazyL 2011-06-29 16:01:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
歪國人:臺灣人好可愛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: voguehan (涵) 2011-07-05 01:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
susie25 (蘇)
2011-07-06 13:37:00原PO趕緊加強英文吧!! XDDDDD
作者:
antiiss (小福星們要乖乖哦(L))
2011-07-10 20:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rabbit168 2011-07-11 18:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: logic123 (哈哈哈) 2011-08-04 23:14:00
他怎麼不打你,打"火雞"