[無言] 戎祥

作者: Kagome (Ti Amo)   2011-08-28 20:48:27
這是發生在朋友的朋友身上的事
多年前,兩個男生(以下分別簡稱A、B)在某個小吃店前排隊
當他們近距離看到正在下廚的老闆
A忍不住對B說:「這個老闆長得好像戎祥!」
B:「欸你講太大聲了!老闆會聽到..」
B還沒講完,就輪到他們點餐了
老闆:「請問要點什麼?」
B轉身脫口而出:「兩個戎祥。」
A、老闆:「........................」
作者: Ealoe (一直有以後)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
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作者: nikej   0000-00-00 00:00:00
好好笑喔~
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XD
作者: yuan860721 (Y)   2011-08-28 20:50:00
老闆:不行..戎祥是我的晚餐
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於是老闆嬌喘一聲
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倒在樓下的懷裡
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好吃嗎?
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吃的完嗎 XD
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作者: johnyy (順其自然)   2011-08-30 20:45:00
兩個戎祥XD
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突然就爆出來了
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哈哈哈哈 好好笑
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後勁超強 XDDDDDD
作者: Norsa (西拉利亞)   2011-08-31 00:59:00
兩個戎祥讓我笑慘了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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為什麼我笑了啊啊啊..
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天啊~超好笑的XDDDDDDDDD 好有畫面
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好好笑xDDD
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後勁超強...
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XDDDDDDDDD 笑翻
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超搞笑的啦,怎麼沒爆哩?
作者: maydagreen   2011-09-01 00:36:00
笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我一看到最後一行就笑了
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太好笑了!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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有笑有推 XD
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XDDDDD
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我不行了~~~~
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沒被打死就不錯了 XD
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作者: Kagome (Ti Amo)   2011-09-02 00:12:00
居然被m了!感謝版主和推文的大家 XD
作者: wumimeow (balabububalabu)   2011-09-02 15:47:00
老闆:你們確定吃得完?
作者: doghouse (抓不住夏天的尾巴)   2011-09-02 18:16:00
後勁好強..
作者: Proxima (完成品)   2011-09-03 19:59:00
爆笑阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: AllForUs (All For Us)   2011-09-04 11:29:00
e04...超好笑
作者: mimimi27 (JJ崩潰了崩潰了)   2011-09-04 15:52:00
靠~超好笑..笑到快瘋掉
作者: lulumi411542 (玉米)   2011-09-04 17:29:00
有笑有推
作者: shwu (剪紙招我魂)   2011-09-04 20:42:00
有笑有推 XD
作者: ismile (潔西)   2011-09-04 22:25:00
請問好笑在哪?是B錢意識也覺得A是戎祥,不自覺講了出嗎?
作者: etwaslai (凸肚臍艾老爺)   2011-09-05 10:36:00
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作者: mossa (喔是喔然後勒)   2011-09-06 15:37:00
大笑!
作者: outsmart33 (戲言見習生)   2011-09-06 22:25:00
XDDD
作者: grantsummer (醒醒吧阿宅)   2011-09-07 09:59:00
30分鐘吃完免費XD 好好笑!
作者: qaz28122317 (黃金戰士)   2011-09-07 16:19:00
99
作者: sodamiyade   2011-09-07 16:57:00
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作者: tokiov6kids   2011-09-08 00:02:00
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作者: Tnoy (我愛台大跆拳)   2011-09-18 00:56:00
XD
作者: coo1instar (上善若水)   2011-09-24 06:26:00
XD

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