小女子我在當助教教英文
學生年齡為大一嫩嫩小新生
商科到工科都有
想當然呢 有的人數學好到嚇嚇叫 英文則是慘不忍睹
最近到了大學的期末考
英文實習為英聽測驗：聽對話寫ABCD這還算簡單der
最難的大概就是聽寫一整句英文句子
尤其工科的學生讓我改考卷不停的憋笑練腹肌
例如：
I always make a reservation before I take a trip.
學生版本：
I always make a reservation before I take a chip.
現在吃洋芋片都要這麼盛大先訂位就是了......(嚼嚼)
例如：
My brother is overweight because he eats too much junk food.
My brother is overweight because he eats too much junk food.
(我的哥哥體重過重因為他吃太多垃圾食物)
學生版本：
My brother is overweight because he eats too much drunk food.
(我的哥哥體重過重因為他吃太多酒醉的食物)
(哥哥OS：現在是說我啤酒肚的意思嗎ˋˊ)
或是...jump food
(食物食物你別跳 我要吃你～～呃....跳跳糖的概念？)
還有讓我噴淚的:
My brother is overweight because he eats too much junk foot.
My brother is overweight because he eats too much junk foot.
不是吧？我是廢腳？廢角？ 對我選角有問題嗎？？嗯？
再來讓我驚豔的是：
正解：Some people travel to explore and discover new things.
(有些人旅行是為了探索和發現新事物)
噴飯版本：Some people travel to explode.........
(有些人旅行是為了爆炸...)
去年的學生，也是工科，
例如：In many western countries,
it is polite to kiss each other on the cheek.
(在許多西方國家，親吻對方臉頰是件禮貌的事)
汗顏版本：In many western countries,
it is polite to kiss each other on the chest.
(在許多西方國家，親吻對方胸膛是件禮貌的事情)
.....咳咳同學，那老師先走一步惹喔～～六塊肌我來啦～～ (?
最後，昨天期中一張考卷，很多同學為了寫完可以回去猜字
會先做記號或是寫個大概的英文，
這位可愛的奇葩讓我練出11字線
正解：He took a day off because he is going to a job fair.
正解：He took a day off because he is going to a job fair.
(他請假一天因為他要去就業博覽會)
同學：He took a day off because he is going to a 加菲貓.
同學?!?!同學!?!?你還好嗎??
為什麼這麼可愛ㄋ!!!!!!!請指點加菲貓怎麼去!!!
實在是族繁不及備載，我的腦袋只能記得這些了，
這些可愛的同學們，只能說創意無限啊XDDDDD