作者:
wl3532 (Liese)
2014-06-15 23:16:32整理一下魯尼在Reddit上的洗版
CracklyRabbit:
I need a medic - Medic
"來人啊 快給我找個隊醫！"——隊醫
CptES:
BBC had a peach of a comment: "He may have broken his ankle, I don't know.
He's supposed to tell us that!"
BBC的評論：隊醫可能傷了腳踝，我不太懂。這他媽的平時都是他來告訴我們的啊！
testbug0:
HAHAHAHA FUCK ME
The Arsenal curse reaches the backroom staff even
哈哈哈哈肏你媽
阿森納魔咒連隊醫都不放過嗎
Toasterfire:
Hey, the Italians helping Sterling with his cramp is nice. Good on you guys
嘿，Sterling抽筋的時候幾個義大利球員過去幫他。好心有好報
MyOnlyFriendTheEnd:
It's only cos our physio dislocated his ankle
沒辦法 誰讓我們的隊醫自個兒先搞斷了腿
spartanwolf:
Rooney the only player in the tournament to have MORE hair than he did 4
years ago?
魯尼是不是這次唯一一個頭髮比4年前多的球員？
antantoon:
Pirlo and his beard
Pirlo和他的鬍子可以一戰
TomasRoncero:
Startling stat: Wayne Rooney has more red cards in a World Cup (1 against
Portugal in 2006) than goals in a World Cup
閃亮的數據：魯尼世界盃上紅卡數量比進球數還多。
_bloobly_:
I have as much goals in the WorlcI Cup as Wayne Rooney does
我世界盃進球數和魯尼一樣多
TunicSongForKaren:
That Rooney corner was absolutely pathetic.
魯尼那角球沒法看。
rbaldy41:
He needs lessons from Aspas
他需要Aspas教他罰角球
ledement:
The commentators said that was the worst part of the pitch.
主播說那是因為那角球點是全場場地最差的一塊。
Cramer02:
Apparently the majority of the left hand side is filled with sand and painted
green.
好吧，那看來球場整個左路都是工地了。
the_codfather:
It was actually a very clever corner, aimed at lulling the opposition into
the belief that Rooney was wildly out of form. The mistake Rooney made was
sticking to that tactic for 90 minutes.
那角球智比八奇，魯尼目的在於迷惑對手讓對手以為他狀態全無。哼哼，整個90分鐘魯
尼都在用此計謀。
gofigureskate:
He's playing the long con. 5 years of lulling defenders into a sense of false
security and then, wham, a goal in the 2018 world cup. Against Botswana.
魯尼在佈一個大局。花了5年時間讓對手誤以為他不在狀態，哇哦，然後2018世界盃突
然進球。在對陣博茨瓦納共和國的比賽中。
llofdddddt5:
5? Try 8.
5年？少說8年。
gofigureskate:
I think we can all agree he's the world's best paid defensive midfielder.
我覺得魯尼是世界上薪資最頂級的防守型中場，這點毫無爭議。