Conan秀: Maggie Grace: Liam Neeson Prank-Called My Ex-Boyfriend
http://youtu.be/jjNyn0Ad1P0
http://youtu.be/jjNyn0Ad1P0?t=1m4s (電話錄音開始)
Maggie Grace今晚上Conan來幫Taken 3打片. 她談到跟Liam Neeson在九年來合作
三部電影,無形之間兩人好像真的成了父女. Liam知道Maggie被前男友甩了很傷心,
決定打電話到那個男的辦公室:
This is Brian Mills (Taken中的主角名)
We've never met, and if you play your cards right, we never will.
(我們沒見過面. 如果你照子放亮點的話,我就放你一馬)
Now listen, *beep*. You're lower than the pond scum, so I'm just gonna say this
once.
(聽好,你這個連敗類都不如的東西,我話只說一次)
You've made two mistakes - Your first mistake was dating out of your league.
(你犯了兩個錯誤. 第一個是你癩蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉)
Your second mistake -well-
Let's just say any more mistakes and I'll break your other arm -slowly-
(你的第二個錯...簡單的說如果你再犯錯的話我會"慢慢的"把你另外一隻手折斷)
I don't need to say it, but I have a particular set of skills.
(我應該不需要強調我有一些很專門的技能)
And I don't waant to waste them on you.
(我不想在你身上浪費功夫)
Now you get your shit together.
(你好自為之)
Good luck.