[笑話] 小明的單戀

作者: Player01 (玩家01)   2015-11-17 01:07:52
小明喜歡小美 但始終沒有勇氣說出口
每天都愁雲慘霧的臉
茶不思飯不想
有一天
小明走到公園
看見小美跟隔壁班小華一起去補習
小明頓時感到很難過
失魂落魄的在旁邊花圃摘了一朵花
「他愛我」「他愛不我」「他愛我」「他不愛我」「他愛我」「他不愛我」「他愛我」..
「他愛不我」「他愛我」「他不愛我」「他愛我」「他不愛我」「他愛我」............
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「他不愛我....」
花蕊:「我也只是想要有個瓣而已啊啊 為什麼要這樣!!!!!!」
兩人相擁而泣,好不感人。
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作者: nmplucky (身體健康)   2015-11-17 01:17:00
蛤?
作者: chris04025 (東東)   2015-11-17 01:21:00
後來小明鼓起勇氣跟小美告白:小華他老爸浩克嗎?
作者: forgetcan (罐頭)   2015-11-17 01:22:00
你膩
作者: webster1112 (webster)   2015-11-17 05:30:00
生殖器說話了
作者: nanimin (NANI)   2015-11-17 09:18:00
發炎了

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