Dear Jean,
You woke me up from deep deep sleep in the cold cold morning at 4:00. Although you are very passionate, I cannot lie on the bed relaxedly. You shaked violently up and down, right and left, and lasted for a long time. I'm afraid that you also woke up my wife and children who are on the same bed. Luckily, they still fall asleep like a pig. So please nerver do this again, I just want my life smooth and steady. Thank you, dear Jean.
地震，
妳在這冷冷的清晨四點將熟睡的我吵醒。雖然妳相當的熱情，但我仍然無法輕鬆享受地躺在床上。妳激烈地上下左右搖擺，而且持續好長一段時間。我很害怕妳會吵醒我同床的老婆跟小孩。很慶幸的他們仍然睡得跟豬一樣。所以下次請不要再這樣了。我只想有個安穩的日子而已。謝謝妳，地震。