A Delhi mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same
year, so she called them after the wedding and told them
德里有一個母親很福氣的在同一年裡面把三個女兒都嫁出去了。然後婚禮結束後她都把女
兒叫過去並且告訴她們：
"Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code"
「不要忘記傳簡訊告訴我妳們的新婚之夜經驗啊！但是記得要用代號回報。」
So....... after a week, the 1st daughter texted
過了一個禮拜，大女兒傳訊息來了。
"NESCAFE"
雀巢咖啡。
and the next week the 2nd daughter text
隔一週，二女兒的簡訊也來了。
"WILLS"
威爾斯。
the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the
label
這個聰明的媽媽看到簡訊後，先去拿了家裡的雀巢咖啡罐起來看它的廣告語：
"fantastic till the last drop"
「精彩絕倫直到最後」
went to her husband's pack of WILLS cigarette and read
"Extra long, king size"
接著去老公的房間拿起他的威爾斯香菸一看：「特長！加大尺寸！」
she smiled and said "not bad for their ages".
母親笑著說：「嗯，以他們的年紀來說不錯了。」
After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted
又過了一週，小女兒的簡訊終於來了
"Indigo Delhi Hyderabad",
「 靛藍航空德里飛海德拉巴」
the mother then called Indigo airways helpdesk to enquire about their Delhi
Hyderabad flight and they replied
於是這個母親打電話到航空公司問了他們德里飛海德拉巴的航線問題，地勤回答：
"it's 5times daily, 7days a week, both ways and the flight duration is
75mins".
「這個航線天天出發、一天有五次、每次飛75分鐘！」
Mother fainted
然後媽媽就暈倒了
然後媽媽就暈倒了
然後媽媽就暈倒了