=超黃又超有內涵=
=男女關係新解釋=
(at last!)(Moon sorry)(moon wink)(shocked)
(four-leaf clover)女人有兩個(優點)
但有一個(漏洞)
(four-leaf clover)男人沒有優點
卻有一個(長處)
(four-leaf clover)男人常抓住女人的
(兩個優點)
用自己的(長處)
彌補女人的(漏洞)
這叫(天衣無縫)
(four-leaf clover)男人為何聰明？
因為有(兩個頭)
(four-leaf clover)女人為何愛吃？
因為有(兩張嘴)
(four-leaf clover)男女為何結婚？
男的想(通了)
女的想(開了)
(four-leaf clover)又為何離婚？
男人知道(深淺了)
女人知道(長短了)
(four-leaf clover)婚後男人發胖
因為每晚有
兩袋( (牛奶) )
一個(燕窩)
兩片(鮑魚)
(four-leaf clover)女人為何消瘦
因為每晚只有
(一根(香蕉))和
(兩顆(蛋))而已
(3 hearts)轉發給20個朋友
好運10年
不轉發楣10天(at last!)(Moon sorry)(moon wink)(shocked)(tulip)(viol
et)(bee)(3 hearts)(eyes)(four-leaf clover)(cocoa)(rose stalk)(Bomb)