1.為什麼老人們都讀這麼多經文?
臨時抱佛腳阿。
原文:Why do old people read the bible so much?
Cramming for finals.
2.一位主教從門口直直走向吧檯想點一杯酒。
酒保對他說:「請重新走一遍......主教只能走斜線。」
原文:A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says:
"You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."
3.當我弄丟我的步槍時,陸軍跟我收了85美元。
這就是為什麼在海軍,艦長要選擇和船一起沉下去。
原文:When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85.
That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
4.換個燈泡需要多少英國人?
零人,他們選擇搬離這個家。
原文:How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?
None. They just move out of the house.
5.英格蘭人、愛爾蘭人和蘇格蘭人一起去了酒吧。
但他們不得不一起離開,因為英格蘭人想走了。
原文:An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar.
They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go.
最後來個笑了下地獄
為什麼孤兒不能打棒球?因為他們不知道Homerun是什麼意思。