Re: [笑話] 小明的老婆要生了

作者: LastDinosaur (LastDino)   2017-01-08 17:04:48
小明的老婆要生了
他趕緊把她送到醫院
在急診室外等著
過了許久
醫生才緩緩走了出來
「醫生,請問一下…
100 gigabytes hard disk is used to store PCM video signals.
One volt peak-to-peak NTSC video signal is sampled as 10.73864MHz.
The quantizing scheme is selected so that peak-to- peak signal-to-quantizaction noise is at least 45 DB
(A) calculate the quantization levels and bits/sample required.
(B) what is the serial bit rate of the digital video signal and how many minutes of video program can the hard disk store?」
醫生:「選a選b機率各50%,這樣猜錯別說你讀清大」
作者: axzs1111 (★~板橋本環奈~★)   2017-01-08 17:11:00
教育系不意外
作者: deborahsmile   2017-01-08 17:45:00
只有我一直看不懂嗎QQ
作者: nil113 (Dagan)   2017-01-08 17:49:00
醫生跳針?
作者: Jiyou (LK~戟柚)   2017-01-08 18:40:00
醫生教育系的?
作者: ddd1264 (關我)   2017-01-08 18:53:00
2F 關於一張圖片的,竹教大併過去清大的學生在d卡上的發言
作者: MinionsBOB (蘿蔔)   2017-01-09 13:11:00
就這篇最好笑XDDDDD

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