[笑話]roast beef v.s pea soup

作者: pttdocc (Hi)   2019-02-20 11:47:37
有時貼一些英文笑話是OK的 這邊來貼一個
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
注釋
roast - 可以作為形容詞"烘烤的",也可以作為動詞"烤"。
roast beef - 可以是"烤(形容詞)牛肉",也可以是"烤(動詞)牛肉。
pea - 豌豆,音似pee(撒尿)。
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作者: polobolo (POLOWANNAFY)   2019-02-20 11:50:00
that's a good one~you're good at it,don't you?But I think that downstairs will never found the haha point…
作者: pttdocc (Hi)   2019-02-20 11:53:00
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作者: polobolo (POLOWANNAFY)   2019-02-20 11:59:00
Trust me,I'm from the Google Translate Department(GTD),our central aim is to help people around the world can figure out those sentences that they don't understand.
作者: pupudice (poopoodice)   2019-02-20 12:12:00
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作者: polobolo (POLOWANNAFY)   2019-02-20 12:23:00
Sorry upstair,there's something that you need to know that I'm friend fish hate and my dick is bigger than yours,like Universe thunderbolt infinite big.
作者: pttdocc (Hi)   2019-02-20 12:27:00
stop talking in English, you both ruined this joke..it's not funny anymore because you treat it seriously
作者: polobolo (POLOWANNAFY)   2019-02-20 12:29:00
sorry…I didn't mean it…
作者: amsterdamDK (amsterdam)   2019-02-20 12:40:00
Shut the fuck up noob
作者: nighthunt (johnyu164)   2019-02-20 12:46:00
尬0涼 這麼男笑 就因為是英文就推 到底是英文多爛啊而且要取諧音也是 anyone can pee soup吧 還是說我哪裡沒搞懂
作者: stayforever (看三小看我髒制加)   2019-02-20 12:48:00
Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough
作者: warden (warden)   2019-02-20 12:49:00
不好笑
作者: kanjackie   2019-02-20 12:50:00
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作者: xxxqma (昀)   2019-02-20 12:58:00
作者: nighthunt (johnyu164)   2019-02-20 13:04:00
乾還是其實你就是把答案對調要我吐槽。。。
作者: pupudice (poopoodice)   2019-02-20 13:21:00
t does not matter the jokes good or not because igot a massive cock everyone needs to push this
作者: antonio019 (右手邊的橡皮擦)   2019-02-20 13:40:00
他的意思是大家都可以烤牛肉 但沒人能尿出湯來雖然講出來就不好笑了 但原本就不好笑所以沒差
作者: chad60711 (缺德)   2019-02-20 14:51:00
GTD你為啥標點符號後面沒半型空格?第一次打字ㄇ
作者: polobolo (POLOWANNAFY)   2019-02-20 15:01:00
upstair,I only follow my rules.
作者: HowardKang (HK0861)   2019-02-20 15:08:00
Due to OP,there's no haha point
作者: xiangbudao (想不到)   2019-02-20 15:45:00
看得懂也不好笑
作者: crimson11 (crimson)   2019-02-20 21:19:00
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作者: voyevda (VV)   2019-02-20 22:45:00
I no haha

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