最近看到覺得很有趣 來分享一下
順便想請問大家最喜歡那一則呢
1
You're hard to ignore, but well worth the effort.
你很難讓人無視,但努力是值得的
2.
Everybody was right about you.
大家對於你的評論是正確的
3
You are not the dumbest person on the planet but you better hope that he
doesn't die.
你不是這星球上最蠢的人,但是你最好祈禱他別死
4.
Nothing brightens my day more than your absence.
沒有什麼比你不在能讓我這天更快樂
5
i envy people who dont know you
我忌妒不認識你的人
6
I kept having to go back to a hardware store because I kept buying the wrong
part for my project. The old man at the register who’d previously checked me
out said, your twin brother was in here earlier and he didn’t know what he
was doing either.
我一直跑回商店,因為我一直買錯東西.先前幫我結帳過的老先生說
「你的雙胞胎兄弟剛剛也在這,也不知道自己在幹嘛」
7
Do you have to whistle while you take a shit so you know which end to wipe
你擦屁股的時候要吹口哨嗎? 這樣才知道要擦那一邊
8
If you ate your make up, maybe you'd be beautiful on the inside.
如果你吃了你的化妝品,說不定你的內在會比較漂亮
9
you should carry around a potted plant to make up for the air you waste
你應該隨身帶著盆栽彌補你浪費的空氣
10
You are the human equivalent of a pop up ad
你是人型彈出式廣告
11
God sure ruined a perfectly good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.
當上帝把牙齒放在你嘴時,他毀了一個完美的好屁眼
12
To an Italian: Your mother's pasta sauce is store bought and you know it!
給義大利人:你媽的義大利麵醬料是從商店買的,而且你知道!
13
If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
如果你的大腦是炸藥,就沒有足夠的量炸飛你的帽子
14
If ignorance is bliss you're a walking orgasm
如果無知是幸福 你就是會走路的快感
15
You’re not even smart enough to realize how dumb you are.
你甚至不夠聰明來了解你有多蠢
16
You're like the end pieces of a loaf of bread, everyone touches you but
nobody wants you.
你就像一條麵包的底部 每個人都會碰到你 但沒人想要你
17
You are the reason toothpaste needs instructions.
你就是牙膏需要使用方法的理由
18
Your grades say “marry rich”, but your looks say “keep studying.”
你的成績說著嫁給有錢人,但是長相說用功讀書
19
If this was a game and you died, you would drop common loot
如果這是場遊戲而你死了 你會掉落普通物品
20
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
你的出生證明是保險套公司的道歉信
21
I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.
我猜你父母跟他朋友談到你時會換話題
22
If you were any more inbred you’d be a sandwich
如果你再近親繁殖 你就會是三明治
23
Somewhere there is a tree that its sole purpose is to replace the oxygen you
waste, go find it and apologize
這裡有棵樹唯一的目標是補充你浪費的氧氣,去找出來然後跟他道歉
24
你比倒車入庫的車還要遲緩
25
You just lost an excellent opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
你失去了最佳的閉嘴機會
26
You've only got 2 brain cells and they are both fighting for 3rd place
你只有兩個腦細胞,這兩個還為了當第三名打架
27
You’re not pretty enough to be this stupid.
你還不夠漂亮可以那麼蠢
28
I only take criticism from people I would go to for advice.
我只接受我會尋求建議的人的批評