《 新迪爵 New Duke 》
最近把騎了22年的「黑神G」豪邁奔騰G3，換成 「新迪爵」,
知道應該「斷捨離」, 但在現場還是拍了很多照片。
https://i.imgur.com/pQNNiQV.jpg
接著騎上新車去吃晚餐，
催起油門非常地順，相較22年老車、相當滿意，但只有「爽十分鐘」。
停在某路口,吃完飯回來看時，發現多年停車都隨意放，
對台灣治安心到底的700元「SP333」安全帽，竟然消失了。
朋友說有小賊沒成功偷車，會儀式性地幹走安全帽，
猜想或許有人想動這台新車但是沒有成功，
因此啟動了某安全裝置，讓我無法順利轉動我的新車的鑰匙孔，
我無法確定、只是猜測。
車子被鎖死了。
轉不動鑰匙孔，曾在駁二駐村，騎過慷慨友人借我三個月的SYM機車，
我知道不要再動磁石鎖，只會更糟，可惜剛說完同行友人就按下去了，
結局就是連磁石鎖也打不開，試了一陣子，無奈之下拍照Po FB討拍。
好心朋友熱心回應，但以為只是連磁石鎖都打不開的簡單失誤。
包含才剛加Line的車行技師，詢問兼討拍，技師服務超好秒回，
但技師也以為只不懂開磁石鎖的簡單失誤。
傷心之餘走路回家，但心中之謎懸而未解。
隔天技師突然回覆：
https://i.imgur.com/9qwPJcb.jpg
技師拿照片畫了一個重點，說我的車沒有裝行車記錄器。
但因為手機架同款讓我們現場沒發覺異樣。
接著同行友人眼尖發現，我拍這台被鎖住的車的背景，
居然與他離開前拍的照背景不同。真相只一個。
卓别林曾說：「喜劇源自於悲劇。」我想我非常擅長。
https://i.imgur.com/5vMKqML.jpg
新迪爵同款、同色、甚至同手機架，但位置不同，
只希望去買一個 Apple AirTag 放在車廂裡，化解腦霧危機。
English version for practicing:
After 22 years, one night I rode my “Black G3” scooter
to exchange "New Duke" scooter,We knew we should break away,
but we still took a lot of photos.
And now, my new scooter is still lock at an intersection,
and my helmet already disappeared.
I knew maybe someone wanted to steal my new scooter but he couldn’t do it.
Because I guess my Duke has some safety devices.
It would be locked up by auto. I don't know I just guess. So pity right?
I just rode my Duke for 10min “just feeling good for 10min”.
It's really cool ,really good. But just feeling good for 10min.
“Comedy from tragedy" by Chaplin. I am really good for doing this job.
It's so funny even I also laughed.
Because after the Day, the technician at scooter shop sent me a picture &
drew a focus.
https://i.imgur.com/9qwPJcb.jpg
He said : Your scooter is without “Driving Recorder”.
After that, my friend who was with me that night he found out a detail.
The backgrounds of the scooters were different. There is only one truth.
The scooters look like the same but they are not at the same place.
I wish I would buy an “Apple AirTag” that put into the my new scooter.