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New Jersey Man Accused of Masturbating at ‘Emoji Movie’ Showing
Police are currently searching for a man accused of “performing a lewd act”
at a Friday Howell, New Jersey showing of “The Emoji Movie.”
The man, described as “a white, heavyset man in his 20s or 30s,” was
literally caught with his pants down at Howell’s Xscape Movie Theater. New
Jersey News 12 first broke the news.
According to a woman watching the film with her children, the man “was
seated alone in the back row of the theater” with hands down his unzipped
pants. The theater’s manager asked the man to leave per the witness’
complaint, and police are now searching for him.
In 1991, “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure” actor Paul Reubens was busted for
masturbating in an adult movie theater. That was bad — but this is way
worse: This man was bold enough to pleasure himself during a family animated
film, with children in the audience.
Insert “gross” emoji here.