He liked listening to Sheena Easton's The Lover in Me
He drank herbal tea instead of decaf coffee
He read Elizabeth Bishop's Geography III before sleep
He liked to watch Corinne Clery's Histoire d'O
He drove a Honda Civic until its pistons seized in cylinders
He ate apple as breakfast
He spent his insurance budget on dog food
He liked to watch Top Gear and test drive clips
He never read The Great Gatsby but pretend to be a big fan of it
His wife understood none of them
He was a regular factory-installed operating system
He installed updates and backed up data automatically
His wife ran extreme antivirus scan in Safe Mode occasionally
His wife usually shut him down at midnight
He was OK so far