1.
Someday the Astros will win their first ever World Series championship.
總有一天太空人會第一次贏下世界大賽冠軍。
They came very close in 2017. I don’t know what happened then…my memory is
really foggy of that time…
回樓上 他們2017年的時候很接近啊。但我不記得當時怎麼了...那時的記憶很模糊...
2.
The fans of Houston should be pretty happy, they have been able to witness 2
world series wins in the last 3 years
休士頓球迷應該很開心，他們三年內見證兩次世界大賽冠軍誕生
3.
Fuck the Astros
4.
So that's what happen when the Astros run out of trash cans.
原來太空人沒有垃圾桶以後會變這樣。
5.
Houston is just another victim of injuries to star players. The Dodgers lost
Muncy and their starters, the Braves lost Acuña Jr., and the Asstros lost
their trashcan.
休士頓是又一個明星球員傷病的受害者。道奇失去了Muncy和先發投手，勇士失去了Acuna
Jr.，太屁股人失去了垃圾桶。
6.
AMERICA WON TODAY
今天美國贏了
7.
The Astros have never won a World Series without cheating
太空人隊史上還沒有在未作弊的情況下贏下世界大賽。
8.
Guessing is harder than knowing
猜球打比預知球路打還困難
9.
https://media.giphy.com/media/fYfiVXgl0Y3Y1TxS6I/giphy.gif
10.
RIP Astros Dynasty 2017*-2017 *
安息吧 太空人王朝 2017*-2017*
11.
FUCK THE ASTROS
Astros lose. America wins.
回樓上 太空人的敗北，就是美國的勝利
12.
Braves fans coming into this threadh
勇士迷進這討論串時的心情
https://imgur.com/qBOT5U3
13.
Later, Asterisks.
再見了，星號人。
14.
ASTROS_IRL
現實的太空人
https://i.imgur.com/esAdWLg.jpeg
15.
I didnt care who win, I just wanted the Atros to lose. Thank you, Braves.
我不在乎誰贏，我只希望太空人輸。謝謝你，勇士。
16.
Bang bang.
17.
Order is restored to the galaxy
銀河的秩序恢復了
18.
AS A LIFELONG BRAVES FAN OF ABOUT 12 DAYS, THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
身為一名大約12天的生涯勇士迷，這是我一生中最美好的一天
19.
And all was right with the world
整個世界都恢復正軌了
20.
You spelled Houston Asterisks wrong.
標題把休士頓星號人的名字打錯了。
來源
https://tinyurl.com/c4mydtws