作者:
MRZ (臺大歷史系教授......Orz)
2017-06-11 07:35:13以下可能有雷,故防雷:
101100111000111100001111100000111111000000111111100000001111111100000000111111
111000000000111111111100000000001111111110000000001111111100000000111111100000
001111110000001111100000111100001110001100101011001110001111000011111000001111
110000001111111000000011111111000000001111111110000000001111111111000000000011
111111100000000011111111000000001111111000000011111100000011111000001111000011
100011001010110011100011110000111110000011111100000011111110000000111111110000
000011111111100000000011111111110000000000111111111000000000111111110000000011
111110000000111111000000111110000011110000111000110010101100111000111100001111
100000111111000000111111100000001111111100000000111111111000000000111111111100
000000001111111110000000001111111100000000111111100000001111110000001111100000
111100001110001100101011001110001111000011111000001111110000001111111000000011
111111000000001111111110000000001111111111000000000011111111100000000011111111
000000001111111000000011111100000011111000001111000011100011001010110011100011
110000111110000011111100000011111110000000111111110000000011111111100000000011
111111110000000000111111111000000000111111110000000011111110000000111111000000
111110000011110000111000110010101100111000111100001111100000111111000000111111
100000001111111100000000111111111000000000111111111100000000001111111110000000
00111111110000000011111110000000111111000000111110000011110000111000110010....
以上防雷.
以下感想:
0, 圖書館員: 我要被誰打,就先打電話!
騎士: 老娘要打誰,老娘就打誰!
紫毛男: 老婆要問話,我不能不答!
紫毛女: 老公最疼我,我問他必答!
槍叔: 軍姬要打誰,我就幫打誰!
藍毛: 蘿蔔!蘿蔔!蘿蔔!蘿蔔!花鳥風月!蘿蔔!蘿蔔!蘿蔔!蘿蔔!
紅毛: 萬能的推特,請賜於我神奇的力量!
紅毛爸: 讀者大大,快來集氣點讚呀!
男主角: 看我讓妳變成話多的反派!
軍姬: 老娘所向無敵! (雖然只能囂張三分鐘)
1, 反派死於話多,自稱反派也一樣,錯不在紫毛男,在作者設定!
2, 騎士小姐,您這種有刀不補,強制解說的習慣,已經讓妳變成反派啦!
3, 軍姬對紅毛一定有什麼恩怨,不然也不會決定要先殺她.
啊,是因為搶走妳爸爸嗎?
還是妳娘在天上這樣命令妳?
4, 軍姬似乎沒辦法補刀殺紅毛,反而要騎士或槍叔下手,看來可能她的軍刀都被炸了.
要不然就是她根本沒能力殺掉她帶來的角色.
換言之,魔法少女可能是被補了一槍.