Re: [問卦] 有時候我覺得自己像隻小小鳥

作者: joe6304105 (老衲)   2015-07-25 01:38:46
※ 引述《zxcv2080 (咕咕鵝)》之銘言:
: 標題 [問卦] 有時候我覺得自己像隻小小鳥
I have a tiny penis.
: 想要飛卻怎麼樣也飛不高
It can't get boner high.
: 面對生活中種種的挑戰,總想飛得更高更遠,努力振翅卻怎麼樣也飛不高,
But I wanna get boner higher than sky to face the challenge of life,
It still looks dead no matter how hard I try.
: 有沒有覺得自己像隻小小鳥的掛o'-'o?
Have any suggestion about my tiny penis o'-'o?
安安我鍵盤英文專家
作者: chNhk (純情高中生)   2015-07-25 01:39:00
作者: KobeSickDog (拉鍊裡的巨蟒)   2015-07-25 01:39:00
自以為
作者: crown (Crown)   2015-07-25 01:47:00
有時候沒笑點就不要勉強啦
作者: easyfish (easyfish)   2015-07-25 01:50:00
未滿20字 慢走不送
作者: nobuwei (諾不惟)   2015-07-25 01:57:00
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