[外絮] 今天早上聖誕老人該送什麼給林書豪呢??

作者: djviva (時鼠無奈)   2015-12-25 11:30:15
What should Santa bring Jeremy Lin on Christmas morning?
這麼乖又努力的林書豪, 聖誕老公公該送給他什麼好呢??http://tinyurl.com/pgro9ww
The Charlotte Hornets began their season as a charmed bunch. They ranked in
the top 10 in both offensive and defensive rating after the first few weeks
and appeared destined to make the playoffs.
黃蜂有令人欣慰的開季, 攻守都有聯盟前十名的表現, 看來能打季後賽了呢
But life comes at you fast in the NBA, and right now the Hornets have lost
five of their last six games.
但在迅息萬變的NBA, 代誌往往不是憨人想的那樣簡單, 黃蜂近六場五敗
Don't worry, though! Christmas is right around the corner, and there's a
decent enough chance that Santa Clause will bring every Hornet exactly what
he needs to get back on the right track. Here's a closer look at what Jeremy
Lin can expect, per SB Nation's At the Hive:
別擔心, 聖誕節已然到來, 巷口聽到的不再是修罵葬而是叮叮噹, 聖誕老公公會帶給
每一位黃蜂球員他所需要的, 那讓我們來看看林書豪小朋友能期待些什麼吧!
Lin has been a very pleasant surprise this season, as he has continue to
evolve as a player post-Linsanity. His skill and versatility has been crucial
for Charlotte's success this season, particularly his role with the bench
unit (who I vote we officially name the 'Swarm Troopers'). His play should
have him in consideration for Sixth Man of the Year, his antics off the court
have helped build a strong chemistry among his teammates, and he makes some
pretty good YouTube videos on top of all that. My only request? Please never
abandon the Super Saiyan mohawk again. Present from Santa: A lifetime supply
of hair gel and playing time.
林書豪本季是個令人愉快的驚喜, 林來瘋後他持續的提升自己, 現在他的籃球技巧跟
多功能性已然是黃蜂本季成功不可或缺的X因子, 特別是他在替補陣容所扮演的角色
, 我個人管他叫做"裝甲突擊蜂";
他出色的表現應該能讓他有力的去競爭這季的年度第六人, 在場下風趣的性格也讓蜂
群間有更好的化學效應, 同時他在youtube上面那些影片也每每令人一看再看. 對於
林書豪我只有一個要求, 唯一的一個, 就是別再換髮型啦! 請一直維持超級賽亞人造
型的雞冠頭吧!
那希望聖誕老公公能帶給林書豪什麼樣的禮物呢?
希望能是一輩子用不完的髮膠, 以及一輩子用不完的充分上場時間~~
Lin isn't the problem with this team, but it'd still be great if he played
with even more hair gel. That'd probably solve all Charlotte's problems by
itself.
林書豪不是黃蜂現在所面對的問題, 但講白的, 不是北連中胡, 如果他能抹更多髮膠
上場去打球那就更好啦, 或許就能順便讓黃蜂目前的困境不打自招, 不攻自破了吧!
作者: phix (88)   2015-12-25 11:34:00
沒辦法 抹髮膠勝率就是高 乖乖抹膠吧
作者: djviva (時鼠無奈)   2015-12-25 11:36:00
NBA版髮膠情人夢!!
作者: grayoasis (grayoasis)   2015-12-25 11:44:00
超賽造型就是帥 不要再弄變態頭了
作者: ChrisPaul03   2015-12-25 12:32:00
林的膠水偶爾會用完 咦~~
作者: christine51 (大頭)   2015-12-25 12:45:00
謝謝dj板大,我笑翻了~祝大家聖誕快樂
作者: Peaks3000 (匹克斯)   2015-12-25 12:46:00
XDDDDD
作者: eileen86 (兜圈)   2015-12-25 12:48:00
裝甲突擊蜂?? 這啥啦XDDDD
作者: kiminee (緣份可遇不可求)   2015-12-25 13:02:00
好期待他舉辦髮型的投票
作者: AxelGod (Axel)   2015-12-25 13:47:00
我看先猜髮膠未看
作者: asd250 (俄國搖擺舞)   2015-12-25 14:18:00
聖誕禮物,髮膠代言+三年份髮膠...塞亞人Buff Get。
作者: jo611 (joseph)   2015-12-25 15:31:00
最喜歡賽亞人髮型><
作者: peal (健人就是腳勤)   2015-12-25 15:49:00
翻譯加好多自己的詞,不過很爆笑,感謝
作者: dongdingding (ding)   2015-12-25 18:48:00
請一直維持超級賽亞人造型!!
作者: tim0306 (Tim)   2015-12-26 01:34:00
抹髮膠超帥的><
作者: leocheng (明月當空)   2015-12-26 07:17:00
仙道頭才殺啊 就用這頭
作者: lost0610 (請說)   2015-12-26 10:27:00
北連中胡XDDDDDDD
作者: cp9 (桂)   2015-12-27 08:08:00
後來才到的人 怎麼可以說人家先到的髒呢
作者: powerful1114 (千少一)   2015-12-28 17:05:00
看不懂政治梗,而且這裡是運動版,原po不應該偷渡政治梗
作者: weaponking (要你命三千)   2014-01-09 02:32:00
沒球技 作怪而已吧

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