作者:
searoar (æš—å‘大豆)
2012-09-14 23:04:22http://t.co/pUHk0Grj (<-video)
f you didn't watch the video, you really should. If not (what's wrong with you?) here's their reasoning:
1. The Orioles are young and hungry (and Buck Showalter wears an eyepatch).
2. The Rays have the best starting pitching in the division.
3. CC Sabathia, they say, is in danger of being kidnapped by Greenpeace (they don't say it as nicely as I do, either).
4. Alex Rodriguez is ailing and, well, they suggest he's no longer getting the help he admitted to once using.
5. Mark Teixeira is indisposed.
6. Derek Jeter is "an overhyped singles slapper."
Sure, it's trolling, but it's well-done trolling.
作者:
cd12631 (<(◥█◤△◥█◤)>)
2012-09-14 23:05:00動新聞XDDDDDDD
作者:
cd12631 (<(◥█◤△◥█◤)>)
2012-09-14 23:11:00美國鄉民很好奇是不是台灣全國都是金鶯XD
作者:
searoar (æš—å‘大豆)
2012-09-14 23:13:00I wonder if the tainwanese, who are suddenly Oriolefans ???<-中肯
作者: pathfinder (just enjoy the show) 2012-09-14 23:17:00
幾年前，美國鄉民也許會認為台灣都是大樹迷 :P
作者:
a88152660 (Erictseng)
2012-09-14 23:18:00等陳偉殷轉隊後就會有新的美國中華隊出現了...或是大樹能復活
作者:
cd12631 (<(◥█◤△◥█◤)>)
2012-09-14 23:19:00那個傢伙還順便酸教士XD
作者:
Dimitre (迪米崔)
2012-09-14 23:23:00動新聞真有才
作者:
Zamned (Как дела?)
2012-09-14 23:23:00超棒 XD
作者:
zyx12320 (zyx12320)
2012-09-14 23:33:00弱肌一壘王是啥
作者: Killebrew 2012-09-14 23:33:00
複製貼上請編輯一下,ok嗎？
作者:
Loire (小心輕放)
2012-09-14 23:44:00弱肌一壘王應該是說 安打很多 但隊友火力沒辦法送回來
作者:
searoar (æš—å‘大豆)
2012-09-14 23:47:006. Derek Jeter is "an overhyped singles slapper."
作者: wesyrb (安迪伯牛) 2012-09-14 23:55:00
有些動畫太過頭了...
作者: qwqwqw123400 (佳里李李仁) 2012-09-15 00:10:00
超幽默...XD
作者:
Liandh (全職掰咖)
2012-09-15 00:51:00有些有點over...但是真的很歡樂
作者:
hbk20491 (〥夢中情一場夢〥)
2012-09-15 00:52:00有大大支到原始蘋果新聞的連結嗎
作者:
wpd (??)
2012-09-15 02:15:00切人燒烤有點惡質....
作者: moregreentea 2012-09-15 03:52:00
2沒壞!! 無聊當有趣
作者:
hbk20491 (〥夢中情一場夢〥)
2012-09-15 05:04:00有某隊球迷來噓噓了
作者:
kiuo (ç„¡ç•ç´³å£«)
2012-09-15 07:12:00這算新聞嗎?我以為立場中立是一個新聞該有的準則,如果以評論
作者:
kiuo (ç„¡ç•ç´³å£«)
2012-09-15 07:13:00來說,還挺有趣的,但說是新聞...
作者: njnw (Say your prayers ) 2012-09-15 08:02:00
體育新聞會因為地區媒體有立場是很正常的事...我覺得還不錯
作者:
kiuo (ç„¡ç•ç´³å£«)
2012-09-15 08:50:00說人家胖的像鯨魚是什麼立場?
作者:
frogha1 (Dangelo)
2012-09-15 08:54:00這應該不算新聞, 算是類似評論或專欄
作者:
kimania (K亞司)
2012-09-15 08:58:00這算什麼爛新聞?
作者: jeffl0402 2012-09-15 10:33:00
誰說這是新聞啊
作者:
boston31 (boston31)
2012-09-15 10:54:00下吸下慶
作者:
kusami (>.^)
2012-09-15 12:16:00蘋果還是專心揭露社會醜陋面吧