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Date: 27th April 2017 , Thu
Daily Horoscope
Today isn't a good day to sign contracts or make any substantial purchases.
Go to the grocery store, by all means, but buy hamburger not tenderloin. Keep
your money in a safe place and save your reserves. Don't negotiate anything
today, Scorpio. No matter how good the offer sounds or how compelling the
deal, just walk away.
今天不是個簽署任何合約或者作出任何巨額購入的日子。
去雜貨店吧，各種意義上，不過是去買漢堡包而不是去買里脊肉。
把你的錢放在安全的地方並且節約你的儲備吧。
今天不要商討任何事情，蠍子。
無論那項交易那麼難以抗拒或者他們聲稱能給你多好的條件也好，
先避開吧。
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Love Horoscope
The present planetary alignment creates the opportunity for much fun and
laughter. If you are going out on a first date with someone, then you could
find yourself involved in a humorous debate about the meaning of life and
love. But just make sure you get them to take you out beneath the moonlight
later on, otherwise they won't get to see the other delightful side of your
nature.
現在行星的排列創造了更多帶來歡笑和樂趣的機會。
如果你今天與某個人第一次約會的話，
你會發現自己參與了一場與生活和愛有關的有趣討論。
但是要確定你後來會和他們一起走到月光之下，
不然他們不會看到你本性之中討喜的另一面。
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