作者:
nafunafu (學習是一種投資)
2006-04-05 15:24:09這是我同學發生的故事
我同學是個迷信的人!她時常會求神問卜,拿一些符紙來宿舍燒成符水喝掉
在去年12月左右,她覺得最近晚上睡覺常常感覺到胸口很悶
長時間下來,不管是精神上以及體力上都受到影響
偏偏他家也是那種迷信的人!她跟她家人講這種事以後
剛好她家最近廟有大拜拜
廟裡或者是每家神壇都會請乩童來請示一下神明
她對這些事情也相當的迷信!秉持著寧可信其有,不可信其無的態度去求解答
她就跟父母還有幾個住在家裡附近幾個愛湊熱鬧的鄰居阿桑
一起到廟裡去問!
以下就是她們的對話
同學: 請示一下神明(忘記什麼神,請見諒)最近我身體很差
感覺有被不乾淨的東西壓,睡覺的時候常常喘不過氣來!精神受到影響
希望大仙可以指點一下迷津,我要怎樣化解這個難關
乩童: 恩...你的問題很嚴重喔!我來幫你算算如何幫你度過難關
同學: 感謝神明指教
乩童: 恩...
恩...
恩...
恩...
摳連系!!哩ㄟ眠ㄆㄨㄟ修當阿!!!(妳的棉被太重了)
同學: 囧......
聽到的同學無不哄堂大笑......Or2
作者: dragonsoul 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XD
作者: beyonce091 (果樹園的夏天) 2006-01-05 19:53:00
借轉,謝謝
作者: rip1202 ((((O)))) 2006-03-28 00:22:00
哈哈哈哈哈
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cheis (cris)
2006-04-05 15:33:00XD我笑了 有妙到的神明
作者: smileno (叮咚) 2006-04-05 15:35:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈 原來如此啊
作者: youkou (單車少年) 2006-04-05 15:35:00
囧
作者:
ysyen (shenny)
2006-04-05 15:35:00乩童（神明）真中肯！
作者: knight0418 (還我MSN!!) 2006-04-05 15:42:00
中肯！
作者: SayFoever (ゆうりです～) 2006-04-05 15:47:00
XDDDDD
作者: dorriewen 2006-04-05 15:51:00
中肯！
作者:
discok (藍光DVD)
2006-04-05 15:55:00哈哈哈哈哈 這個好笑XD
作者: kkcco 2006-04-05 16:01:00
哈哈哈 這個中肯 XD
作者:
cosy (笑看人生)
2006-04-05 16:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ringal (皓呆)
2006-04-05 16:03:00哪家的神明這麼中肯!!!!
作者: those0 2006-04-05 16:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bYvYd (bYvYd)
2006-04-05 16:13:00看來這神明還真神阿
作者: Waleela (我真的很白目) 2006-04-05 16:15:00
....
作者:
cywec 2006-04-05 16:18:00真的是太神奇了 ... 珍妮花
作者: raelin (輕輕) 2006-04-05 16:22:00
XDD
作者: aj1981 2006-04-05 16:23:00
真妙呀 XD
作者: goto1981 ( I Love Ｑ～＊) 2006-04-05 16:27:00
摳連系!!哩ㄟ眠ㄆㄨㄟ修當阿!!!
作者: familys (思源埡口) 2006-04-05 16:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~
作者: obmay 2006-04-05 16:30:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: pilihans (Han) 2006-04-05 16:31:00
XDDD
作者: bibobaby 2006-04-05 16:39:00
媽啊，這真是不可思議的好笑啊 XD
作者:
xx52002 (å†°æ¸…èŠ½ç‘ )
2006-04-05 16:40:00好中肯的神明啊 XDDD
作者:
fumizuki (矇面加菲獅)
2006-04-05 16:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd我一度以為這裡是joke板= =
作者: jessiemi 2006-04-05 16:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
以為joke板+1 太中肯了呀~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bajiqa (多爾)
2006-04-05 17:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
迷信過頭連神明都看不下去XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: souline 2006-04-05 17:32:00
XDDDDDD 這篇可以M起來說.
作者: cg989898 (walk) 2006-04-05 17:39:00
神明有靈驗喔 XD
作者:
Obb (有趣的世界)
2006-04-05 17:40:00太神了
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2006-04-05 17:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zukes 2006-04-05 18:02:00
XDDDDDDD
作者: kablia 2006-04-05 18:14:00
我不爭氣的笑了..
作者:
haggis (haggis)
2006-04-05 18:30:00推中肯的神明XDDDDD
作者:
cinlia (c妹妹)
2006-04-05 18:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: xfaithx (Farewell, my Doctor.) 2006-04-05 19:24:00
好好笑XDD
作者:
chiunn 2006-04-05 19:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
iceboxi (低迷的)冰箱(^_^)
2006-04-05 19:36:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd好中肯
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好白痴
作者: jayo0726 2006-04-05 20:02:00
好笑
作者:
cherlee (老王)
2006-04-05 20:03:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者: vulcanyouo 2006-04-05 20:05:00
好中肯的神明~~
作者: ducktom (Dr.TOM) 2006-04-05 20:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
stoorz (你~好~(￣▽￣＃)﹏﹏)
2006-04-05 20:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY
作者: double11 (小花熊) 2006-04-05 20:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
dearevan (有情有義流浪漢)
2006-04-05 20:32:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: acc0788 2006-04-05 20:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BIGBULLER (愛財子 ) 2006-04-05 20:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
超睿智的神明啊！祂平常一定有在看名偵探柯南或金田一！
作者:
Mucha (2016)
2006-04-05 20:52:00中肯~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
太中肯啦(噴笑)，我家的也不錯喔...(趁機閃?)
作者: lovecihaaa (喵嗚) 2006-04-05 21:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
coco7222 (CoCo~*)
2006-04-05 21:44:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sasaliugo (God Bless Mario) 2006-04-05 22:04:00
太中肯了
作者: seasunsky (邃藍星子) 2006-04-05 22:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Keng 2006-04-05 22:10:00
神明好中肯阿!! XD
作者:
snoopyiou (史狗\(≧﹏≦)/)
2006-04-05 22:14:00XDDDD 中肯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lelaina 2006-04-05 22:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
shalayuki (綠葉 帶兔子面具的小丑)
2006-04-05 22:35:00中肯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了
作者: kkaattee 2006-04-05 22:36:00
棉被太重 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yenny (Pure) 2006-04-05 23:15:00
符水好喝嗎???
作者: MissWang (╭(′▽`)╭) 2006-04-05 23:21:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: swallow75111 2006-04-05 23:29:00
好中肯的神明XDDDD
作者: juliey566 2006-04-05 23:29:00
真是囧興
作者: rockroddick (Portugal Goooooooooooal) 2006-04-05 23:31:00
印象中之前也有一篇中肯神明，不知道是不是同一個
作者:
Dvc (我還是愛台南)
2006-04-06 00:00:00超中肯的..XD
作者: dearbaby 2006-04-06 00:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
xcenter (again)
2006-04-06 00:03:00有笑到有笑到
作者: uranushgsh (Σ(@ o @)) 2006-04-06 00:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ppnew (Nothing at all)
2006-04-06 00:47:00太好笑了！
作者:
nuvita (給我多一點勇氣)
2006-04-06 00:49:00XD
作者: z3728 (古菲) 2006-04-06 01:35:00
神明真是中肯XD
作者:
hahamumu (小菜被挾走了)
2006-04-06 01:54:00哈哈哈哈!!推
作者: yoyogo 2006-04-06 01:57:00
中肯的神明~~~
作者:
csjahx ( )
2006-04-06 02:05:00中肯!!!
作者: Loretta 2006-04-06 03:06:00
XDDD
作者:
chicobo (帕米爾的淘金地鼠)
2006-04-06 04:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: otya1000 2006-04-06 08:35:00
真的是"有拜有保佑 沒拜眠ㄆㄨㄟ當"
作者:
j31 (偶素草食動物啦!)
2006-04-06 09:06:00懇請原po借我轉到鬼版 好好笑哦!
作者: Magnoliaceae 2006-04-06 10:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: Islandia 2006-04-06 10:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD 好乩童！完全不亂騙人！
作者:
caci (Ariel)
2006-04-06 11:18:00哈哈哈哈.....害我在安靜的辦公室笑出來XD
作者: liquidbambar 2006-04-06 15:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SophiaCat 2006-04-06 16:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: miamikay 2006-04-06 17:45:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: coolaru (團長) 2006-04-06 18:28:00
中肯!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chn 2006-04-06 20:49:00
感謝神明指教 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Raist (悶油瓶好帥阿阿阿)
2006-04-06 21:04:00中肯! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iqk 2006-04-06 22:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lanton 2006-04-06 23:37:00
恩... 恩... 恩... 摳連系!!哩ㄟ眠ㄆㄨㄟ修當阿!!!
作者: nafunafu (學習是一種投資) 2006-04-07 01:17:00
中肯神明人人推
作者: jacktt 2006-04-07 01:50:00
天阿！真是太好笑了，怎麼可以這麼中肯
作者: chenguanwen 2006-04-07 06:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: frozenwolf ( ) 2006-04-07 13:39:00
XDDDDD 好乩童
作者: beonka 2006-04-07 13:54:00
中肯 XDDD
作者: cyberstar (天使只穿露背裝) 2006-04-07 20:16:00
中肯！
作者:
theminihorse (這怎麼好æ„æ€(￣▽￣)>")
2006-04-07 23:55:00超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: deathblue 2006-04-08 00:51:00
推推 ~
作者: lcy227 2006-04-08 00:56:00
有好笑到 = =
作者:
yy0908 (愛蓮)
2006-04-08 15:10:00喝水中 看到這篇 害我水噴到螢幕啦...........
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)
2006-04-08 15:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kloin 2006-04-10 10:32:00
這家的神明好屌阿....
作者: mybaby 2006-04-11 20:34:00
感謝神明指教 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: summerss 2006-04-15 13:57:00
神明好準喔...哈哈哈
作者: wishsaga 2006-04-16 16:51:00
噗～室友在睡覺 憋笑憋的好累XDDD
作者:
e352762 (凡戀雨國)
2006-07-05 00:20:00借轉...謝謝>////<