作者:
CSIL (CSIL)
2006-06-09 19:25:18恕刪
轉述我學妹的笨事
當時她在教室裡跟同學討論專題報告
學妹的手機響起來
一拿起來，對方盡是呻吟的氣聲
「妹子～你的小褲褲是什麼顏色的啊～恩～喔」
學妹不理他就掛上了
不到三十秒又響起，還是剛剛那個變態
「妹子～不要～不理人家嘛～告訴乖哥哥～什麼顏色的～啊～嗯」
學妹有點生氣，但還是不理他掛掉了
結果不到三十秒，手機又響
這次學妹忍不住了，一拿起來就是一句：
「告訴你啦，老娘穿的是迷彩加小藍莓的，怎樣，要摘一顆去吃是不是？」
結果...對方沈默三秒鐘之後說：
「ㄜ...學妹，我要跟你約後天送舊家聚的的時間.....」
結果後來在家聚上，學妹比要畢業的學姐還紅...
作者:
Ciline (Ciline)
2006-06-09 19:26:00XD
作者: madrice (。艾咪。) 2006-06-09 19:27:00
XD 要摘一顆去吃是不是....
作者:
spiritia (妳來世一定會過很好！)
2006-06-09 19:29:00XDDDDDDDD
作者: beagle2 (Orange Days) 2006-06-09 19:30:00
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作者: chrissuen 2006-06-09 19:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDD 好可憐
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pauhsi (喵爸) 2006-06-09 19:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
peheart (殘存亦沒路)
2006-06-09 19:46:00XDDDDDDDD...比上一篇好笑
作者: stanyyt 2006-06-09 20:02:00
我摘~
作者:
yorick (the Gravedigger)
2006-06-09 20:02:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者: Franciske 2006-06-09 20:03:00
你就是當事人是指你就是你學妹還是你就是打電話的變態
作者:
seeking ( 加油吧)
2006-06-09 20:06:00樓上沒看懂 XD
作者: various (維琪) 2006-06-09 20:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
tumv (就這樣吧..)
2006-06-09 20:11:00老實說...最後你摘去吃了齁~~~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
incne (人生。)
2006-06-09 20:22:00你贏了 XDDDDD
作者: ipessimistic (哈哈) 2006-06-09 20:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
juneday (juneday)
2006-06-09 20:30:00摘去吃！摘去吃！摘去吃！XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
rctlee (來而不往 非禮也!)
2006-06-09 20:30:00其實你這當學長的 很想當乖哥哥摘妳學妹的小藍莓來吃 對吧?
作者:
neka ( _(:3」∠)_)
2006-06-09 20:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Taeper (I am back !!)
2006-06-09 20:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
pigchang (300餘敗a象棋肉腳)
2006-06-09 20:48:00CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
作者: jlook 2006-06-09 20:51:00
這篇笑點贏過上面...
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: missmiffy 2006-06-09 21:03:00
XDDDDDDDDD贏了~
作者: HIBIKI (hibiki) 2006-06-09 21:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iamicemansky (爽B＝ ＝Ｙ＜～勝利手勢) 2006-06-09 21:08:00
學妹..讚
作者: thc881 (我要躲起來) 2006-06-09 21:14:00
XDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: hijenou 2006-06-09 21:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Nsy (So...?)
2006-06-09 21:19:00XD
作者: deathblue 2006-06-09 21:30:00
你贏了~~~ XDDDDDDD
作者:
CPENGUIN (該吃銀杏補腦了)
2006-06-09 21:39:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: visiongp 2006-06-09 21:40:00
你贏了~~~~98分
作者:
sonax2k (活人)
2006-06-09 21:57:00你就順便承認你是30秒前的那個變態吧 XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
CSIL (CSIL)
2006-06-09 22:01:00我不是打電話的那個啦，我是學長啦
作者: shiuan409 2006-06-09 22:02:00
DXDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2006-06-09 22:17:00
你就順便承認你是30秒前的那個變態吧
作者:
catem (左 目 )
2006-06-10 00:01:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yooza (...？)
2006-06-10 00:16:00XDDDDDDD
作者:
bajiqa (多爾)
2006-06-10 00:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BFApollo (まいにち寮で勉強します) 2006-06-10 00:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: monkey74913 2006-06-10 00:41:00
好內褲
作者:
xslayer (山窮水盡疑無路)
2006-06-10 00:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
alonelv (不能在靠近了啦@@"壓力)
2006-06-10 00:59:00好文(¯(∞)¯)
作者: windbadd 2006-06-10 01:37:00
XDDD
作者: JustbeXD 2006-06-10 01:51:00
笑死我啦XDDDDDDDDD(幸災樂禍囧>)～哈哈
作者:
MPLeo (重新愛上.海.貝殼)
2006-06-10 02:18:00XDDDDDDD這樣約家聚啊..哈哈..
作者:
sa77119 (Ai。璦。)
2006-06-10 02:44:00要摘一顆去吃是不是？ XDDDDD
作者:
traffic (交通)
2006-06-10 11:27:00摘一顆去吃 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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作者: mozunato 2006-06-10 12:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: those0 2006-06-10 13:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pinkgloomy 2006-06-10 14:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lskd (呼~哈~)
2006-06-10 15:23:00鹹濕...
作者: pandacat (胖達貓 = =) 2006-06-10 15:34:00
親戚多，能不能摘一籃回去？
作者: homebest (暐) 2006-06-10 18:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dorinda18 (喵喵啃) 2006-06-11 00:32:00
學妹 很酷喔
作者:
ashenvale (南無阿彌陀佛 0///0)
2006-06-11 16:09:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
DrBear (老熊)
2006-06-12 10:54:00先承認你摘了小藍莓去吃了吧
作者:
clair17 (Yosh!)
2006-06-13 01:35:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)
2006-06-14 01:28:00xDDDDD
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2006-06-19 17:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cyscyscys (岳伶) 2006-08-10 17:39:00
圖咧!