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阿你家是住火星喔

作者: whatswrong (be the media)   2006-06-29 21:32:09
女孩子在買衣服時
總要跟老闆盧一下看可不可以殺價
有次在夜市
我和朋友正一搭一唱地跟老闆盧半天
我：「唉唷~兩百啦~~~老闆~我是窮學生捏」
老闆(一臉為難)－：「阿我們這已經是成本價了咩」
朋友(用眼神暗示了我一下)：「老闆啊~她只剩下搭車回家的錢了，要不是我們真心誠
意地想買這樣東西，也不會在這裡跟你揮啊！」
老闆實在沒辦法：「好啦!兩百就兩百啦!」
正當我沾沾自喜準備付賬時，卻赫然發現錢包裡只剩一張千元大鈔
只好死不要臉地拿出來付賬。
老闆一臉不爽接過：「小姐~~阿你家是住多遠?」
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
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作者: urasea (厭惡無意義之衝突)   2006-06-11 07:33:00
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作者: fdav (生活中)   2006-06-29 21:34:00
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作者: stabber111 (怪胎)   2006-06-29 21:35:00
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作者: acuity (拉拉拉)   2006-06-29 21:37:00
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作者: sportsyzm   2006-06-29 21:42:00
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作者: hjly0626 (巧克力)   2006-06-29 21:42:00
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作者: astarrain   2006-06-29 21:43:00
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作者: play1983 (<(_ _)>)   2006-06-29 21:46:00
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作者: xx52002 (冰清芽瑠)   2006-06-29 21:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDD 好遠的車錢
作者: Elivanta (沉思鬼)   2006-06-29 21:50:00
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作者: space1128   2006-06-29 21:53:00
XD
作者: Taeper (I am back !!)   2006-06-29 21:53:00
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作者: davidjou   2006-06-29 21:55:00
XDDDDDD 應該跟朋友借的
作者: swem   2006-06-29 21:58:00
XD
作者: pupumow (奶茶與薄餅)   2006-06-29 22:14:00
這告訴我們殺價前最好先看一下錢包..XD
作者: trtc (柳樹旁的捷運)   2006-06-29 22:14:00
你就說是搭飛機專程來買的........................
作者: whatswrong (be the media)   2006-06-29 22:16:00
對耶~我怎麼沒想到?這樣的確有真心誠意到
作者: Arlen7119 (不過就是暱稱)   2006-06-29 22:17:00
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作者: mezad   2006-06-29 22:17:00
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作者: whika (尋找失去羽翼的天使)   2006-06-29 22:20:00
火星可能更貴 XDDDD
作者: Qupi (歲月的童話)   2006-06-29 22:23:00
我剛就在想　只剩搭車回家的錢是怎麼買衣服？
作者: hankypanky (coquette)   2006-06-29 22:27:00
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作者: freesamael (燒賣)   2006-06-29 22:33:00
真是真心誠意阿XDDDDDDDD
作者: air860418 (HAHA)   2006-06-29 22:33:00
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作者: dream725   2006-06-29 22:36:00
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作者: sorphecda   2006-06-29 22:53:00
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作者: axr (我要跟蚊子單挑!!!)   2006-06-29 23:00:00
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作者: polar17 (熊)   2006-06-29 23:01:00
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作者: trouble321   2006-06-29 23:17:00
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作者: kellychi (紀小妞)   2006-06-29 23:51:00
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作者: Kenqr (function(){})()   2006-06-29 23:52:00
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作者: ayolea (姜姜)   2006-06-30 00:02:00
有過同樣的經驗 就轉個身偷偷摸摸的從皮包裡拿出千元大鈔
作者: ayolea (姜姜)   2006-06-30 00:04:00
→假裝是跟朋友好不容易湊到的 XDDD
作者: whatswrong (be the media)   2006-06-30 00:07:00
怎麼湊湊成千元鈔啊?兩張五百拼一起??
作者: frank80141 (晚安早安午安)   2006-06-30 00:10:00
真心誠意來殺價的是吧...XD
作者: godblessu   2006-06-30 00:17:00
XD
作者: delphinn (吃得囧中囧,方為囧上人)   2006-06-30 00:21:00
我笑出來了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chh0213   2006-06-30 00:26:00
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作者: fireflyyen (夕殿螢飛思悄然)   2006-06-30 00:31:00
XDDDDDDDDD好讚
作者: sunniangel (always爆時間)   2006-06-30 00:33:00
我殺價前都會看錢包的, 有時候還故意湊成剩一堆零錢全部倒出來, 老闆通常會同意降價 * \(￣▽￣)/ * ＊ ~
作者: kileen (如花美眷似水流年*^^*)   2006-06-30 00:34:00
XD.........^^
作者: thc881 (我要躲起來)   2006-06-30 00:47:00
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作者: ellalu (喜歡太陽的懶人菇)   2006-06-30 00:48:00
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作者: bluestear   2006-06-30 00:53:00
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作者: march1   2006-06-30 00:58:00
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作者: larry1129 (崩)   2006-06-30 01:27:00
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作者: shymermaid ( )   2006-06-30 01:27:00
XD我也遇過這種情況..超尷尬 所以通常說生活費比較保險
作者: joevstom ( )   2006-06-30 01:37:00
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作者: aurorazeng   2006-06-30 01:48:00
你是打算坐計程車回家唄XD
作者: ctrlalt (底莉特)   2006-06-30 01:59:00
我朋友是故意來這招 兩個大男生合演= =
作者: bajiqa (多爾)   2006-06-30 02:42:00
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作者: phillfritz (三刀)   2006-06-30 02:58:00
小姐~~阿你家是住多遠?
作者: jeanhsien   2006-06-30 04:09:00
買東西先換成零錢+1 這樣殺價才有誠意啦>///<
作者: spiritia (妳來世一定會過很好！)   2006-06-30 05:04:00
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作者: mywater0806 (馬兒 快跑 )   2006-06-30 09:47:00
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作者: howwell (a traveler)   2006-06-30 10:05:00
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作者: superlubu (叔叔你人真好)   2006-06-30 11:06:00
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作者: scathy   2006-06-30 11:13:00
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作者: freesound   2006-06-30 12:34:00
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作者: charling717 (查理)   2006-06-30 13:01:00
哈哈 超好笑
作者: a1005moon (。。。。。。)   2006-06-30 14:52:00
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作者: those0   2006-06-30 15:49:00
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作者: k79514 (咂; <(￣︶￣)>)   2006-06-30 15:52:00
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作者: bank1000 (【人魔席迅】)   2006-06-30 15:57:00
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作者: bonashloc (軒)   2006-06-30 16:34:00
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作者: ptt112233 (ptt112233)   2006-06-30 18:56:00
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作者: JerryHsieh   2006-06-30 20:04:00
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作者: kikini916 (kikini)   2006-06-30 21:14:00
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作者: jour69001 (月獸)   2006-06-30 23:57:00
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作者: sk8678   2006-07-01 01:05:00
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作者: Imdancer (Ring)   2006-07-01 02:00:00
張愛玲的好友炎櫻殺價錢都會看錢包的唷XD
作者: ultrarider (蛋包飯加蛋)   2006-07-01 04:00:00
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作者: dreamever   2006-07-01 11:01:00
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作者: zaop (不應該)   2006-07-01 15:30:00
XD 我也發生過
作者: asami (阿撒米)   2006-07-01 17:16:00
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作者: domotoyukali (ゆかり)   2006-07-01 19:44:00
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作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)   2006-07-01 22:28:00
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作者: tco200   2006-07-02 10:33:00
好笑好笑....XD
作者: gorden00 ( )   2006-07-02 13:58:00
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作者: flysomewhere   2006-07-02 21:30:00
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作者: aurorazeng   2006-07-02 23:08:00
寶貝 你推文破60了XD(我是原po的親友團 幫推XDDDDDDD)
作者: civic08   2006-07-03 12:21:00
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