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[閒聊] 小姐:我愛椰子

作者: mandy1125 (小蜜) 2006-09-19 23:06:27

話說我妹在家樂福收銀打工
站了一整天真的很累
又如往常一樣客人把東西全部搬到桌子上
我妹 "嗶.嗶" 的一樣樣算錢
突然間
妹: 小姐, 請你把購物車上的椰子拿上來好嗎?
小姐: (無奈狀) 那是我兒子的頭!!!
原來,那位小姐把他兒子平放在購物車裡睡覺
並把買的東西都覆蓋在他兒子的身上
我妹遠遠看
只看到一顆圓圓的有點毛的圓狀物
真是笑翻我了..........

作者: lovy (誰說太陽會找到月亮) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

作者: ageofline (主唱大人) 2006-03-07 17:35:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我XDDDDDD 2010

作者: KIMORA 2006-05-07 18:35:00

推

作者: cherubbjo (因為人生實在太無趣了...) 2006-06-22 06:01:00

(無奈狀) 那是我兒子的頭!!! "XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: thew193 (193) 2006-07-24 01:34:00

朝聖推~~

作者: HELLRAIDER (GTR) 2006-08-01 14:37:00

愛http://ppt.cc/o7z4

作者: CREA (黒髪ロング最高！) 2006-09-19 23:06:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sylian (ESPANA*~~VIVA!!) 2006-09-19 23:08:00

請問你有受過當收銀員的專業訓練嗎XD

作者: boost 2006-09-19 23:08:00

小姐, 請你把購物車上的椰子拿上來好嗎?

作者: duduma (dudu睡得很爽) 2006-09-19 23:08:00

那是我兒子的頭!!!

作者: SSnake (○_●) 2006-09-19 23:08:00

收錢收到昏了 XDDDDDDD

作者: jiunde 2006-09-19 23:09:00

笨版JOKE化?

作者: vicathene (白濫公主) 2006-09-19 23:09:00

小姐，請問您的椰子需要剖開嗎？(親切微笑)

作者: vanishbaby (DROWN) 2006-09-19 23:11:00

好好笑~~~~~~~~~XD

作者: Ray1031 (Ray) 2006-09-19 23:12:00

XDDDD

作者: lancehsiao 2006-09-19 23:12:00

XXXD

作者: XiCheng (記清楚每朵浪花) 2006-09-19 23:12:00

小姐，我已經幫妳把椰子剖開了

作者: inale (謝小多) 2006-09-19 23:13:00

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作者: asami (é˜¿æ’’ç±³) 2006-09-19 23:14:00

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作者: fanshe ( ＊重新．出發＊) 2006-09-19 23:15:00

我活了二十多年，到了今天才知道原來椰子有長毛@@"

作者: fabled ( ) 2006-09-19 23:21:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kurasaki (朴阿柔) 2006-09-19 23:23:00

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作者: tm0218 (冀) 2006-09-19 23:23:00

作者: TURNON (Alt + 0160) 2006-09-19 23:24:00

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作者: musichour (廣告時間) 2006-09-19 23:25:00

媽媽:我兒子的頭無價....

作者: asklove (♂天使氣息) 2006-09-19 23:27:00

那是我要用來付買東西的......

作者: snow79 2006-09-19 23:27:00

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作者: bunyham (☆★魔動王★☆) 2006-09-19 23:27:00

椰子在寶寶的嘴理? 想偷被發現...

作者: eggimage (目前沒有名片) 2006-09-19 23:29:00

是不是椰子吃吃看就知道..!!!

作者: g41u04 (您是不是要查 "青春"? ) 2006-09-19 23:30:00

我的媽呀我狂笑耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Dvc (我還是愛台南) 2006-09-19 23:30:00

作者: kennylin0309 2006-09-19 23:32:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: pttshuya 2006-09-19 23:38:00

（耍冷）剖開來醫看有個小外星人在裡面....

作者: roachole 2006-09-19 23:38:00

結完帳被安全課帶到辦公室原因是椰子未結帳...

作者: dol0528 (怕無聊怪人別來) 2006-09-19 23:49:00

不可能...

作者: azraeldark (Never Mind) 2006-09-19 23:49:00

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作者: evart (Single．享受) 2006-09-19 23:56:00

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作者: takashi51 (喧嘩上等!@皿@!) 2006-09-19 23:58:00

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作者: Aten (矨風冷玥‧希蜜) 2006-09-19 23:58:00

標題有雷XD 不然我會笑更大聲XD

作者: windtrace (windtrace) 2006-09-19 23:58:00

作者: uranushgsh (Σ(@ o @)) 2006-09-20 00:02:00

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作者: iopkl1309 2006-09-20 00:04:00

XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDD 2樓專業

作者: fdav (生活中) 2006-09-20 00:15:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lucky1218 2006-09-20 00:17:00

改個標題或許會更好笑？ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: votinna (Let it be~~) 2006-09-20 00:19:00

XDDDDDDDDD推改個標題

作者: phli 2006-09-20 00:27:00

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作者: silverwolf13 (毛茸茸大王？) 2006-09-20 00:32:00

標題有雷也是個笨點??!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: AchiU16 (Ask For More Rest) 2006-09-20 00:40:00

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作者: berimaru 2006-09-20 00:49:00

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作者: yanshiang (哈囉) 2006-09-20 01:01:00

XDDDDDDDDD

作者: airen 2006-09-20 01:11:00

看幾次都很好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: yjay (Taylor Swift - Red) 2006-09-20 01:21:00

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作者: chentsun (HUEIA) 2006-09-20 01:22:00

看到標題又看到第一行之後，就忍不住了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lucifershen (黑色) 2006-09-20 01:27:00

原文好笑，推文不好笑，一堆XDDD...真可惜啊...

作者: ac5700927 (GUAN) 2006-09-20 01:29:00

這跟之前的黏土作品文有異曲同工之妙嘛?

作者: iamdpp (屁屁人妻) 2006-09-20 01:35:00

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作者: blast23 (阿貓) 2006-09-20 01:35:00

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作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2006-09-20 01:42:00

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作者: VarX (FA FB) 2006-09-20 01:54:00

讚!

作者: doyourselff (長溝流月水無痕) 2006-09-20 02:09:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: fatwhale (呆豬寶) 2006-09-20 02:11:00

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作者: dxdxdxdx (Sick Human) 2006-09-20 02:27:00

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作者: gorden00 ( ) 2006-09-20 03:39:00

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作者: CafeRhyme (Rhyme) 2006-09-20 03:42:00

標題非常有力！！XDDDDD

作者: dragonsoul 2006-09-20 04:10:00

推文雷到了，不然會更有爆點 XD標題 ↑

作者: macefindu (飛什麼飛？) 2006-09-20 07:51:00

干豆腐警衛：『You should not pass!!』

作者: those0 2006-09-20 08:20:00

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作者: rewqasdf ( ) 2006-09-20 09:22:00

步好笑

作者: popshake (popshake) 2006-09-20 09:26:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 六樓我同意

作者: eva0617 (構いません) 2006-09-20 09:50:00

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作者: candc46 (無聊魚) 2006-09-20 09:56:00

XDD

作者: allison110 (水無常形，兵無常勢) 2006-09-20 12:12:00

作者: ariaqua 2006-09-20 12:13:00

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作者: pm2 (小鍾) 2006-09-20 12:31:00

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作者: mozunato 2006-09-20 12:39:00

作者: ark (雀斑阿呆) 2006-09-20 12:51:00

XDDDDDD

作者: sqr (發查它) 2006-09-20 13:30:00

(刷椰子的條碼) 這是贈品

作者: york07 2006-09-20 13:44:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Gungod88 2006-09-20 14:01:00

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作者: erilinda (直到我厭了為止) 2006-09-20 14:19:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ntddt (滅頂,降公投罷免門檻) 2006-09-20 14:43:00

小姐, 請問椰子要插吸管嘛 ?

作者: ehrlich (雲思24) 2006-09-20 15:01:00

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作者: pondaniel (NICE~~彭彭!!) 2006-09-20 15:44:00

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作者: ecif (小雍) 2006-09-20 17:38:00

小姐, 請你把購物車上的椰子拿上來好嗎?

作者: moaa 2006-09-20 18:43:00

XDDDDDDDDD 把自己兒子埋起來太智障了啦XDDDDD

作者: aassd (#‵︿′ㄨ) 2006-09-20 18:49:00

母:在大賣場睡覺會冰~來~把餅干蓋上~~(母愛)

作者: liuchihying 2006-09-20 20:25:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑了!!!

作者: rock77606 (傷停補時) 2006-09-20 21:38:00

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作者: panhoho (ρanΗΘΗΘ) 2006-09-20 22:58:00

哈哈哈哈哈

作者: gaybe 2006-09-20 23:18:00

那猴子的天靈蓋其實是椰子殼~~~逼棒棒~~逼棒棒~~~

作者: dreamabout (豬豬) 2006-09-21 00:22:00

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作者: lovetravel (greentea) 2006-09-21 01:12:00

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作者: stingy 2006-09-21 02:51:00

我同學遇過7-11店員在找千元鈔票條碼準備嗶的XDDDD

作者: mandy1125 (小蜜) 2006-09-21 16:13:00

順民意~改標題~請享用~

作者: ibulondong (唐老鴨的顏色) 2006-09-21 16:39:00

XD 借轉~~ ^^

作者: kathyyu 2006-09-21 16:46:00

XDDDDDDDDD

作者: Suzie (beautiful Japan) 2006-09-21 19:53:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: SearchNow ( ) 2006-09-21 21:23:00

小姐, 請你把購物車上的椰子拿上來好嗎? 推啦太好笑了!

作者: spooky221 (Aki + Haru = 色情塗鴉) 2006-09-21 22:22:00

作者: ailesMia (一路上有你) 2006-09-22 20:45:00

XDDDDD

作者: tureno 2006-09-23 00:16:00

啊哈哈哈，有沒有這麼好笑啊!!!

作者: pttj 2006-09-23 06:27:00

很好笑耶！

作者: cuteali 2006-09-23 09:41:00

超好笑XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

作者: spiritia (妳來世一定會過很好！) 2006-09-23 20:11:00

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作者: EuniceYu (我是隱身低調鬼XD) 2006-09-26 19:42:00

作者: flyinDenmark (因為眉毛濃) 2006-09-26 20:57:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD那是我兒子的頭!!!

作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼) 2006-09-29 00:53:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Mizaromilky 2006-09-30 02:00:00

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