還記得宿營的戲，"西遊記"裡有一段叫什麼..."童子拜觀音"什麼的..??= =a
每次驗戲的時候演到那裡都會讓我突然想到一位同學
想當初高中時，一下課都會朋友約一約一起去廁所上廁所的經驗
不過大部分都在聊天打屁
有一次我跟幾個朋友照慣例一起到廁所
為了方便...我暫時稱這幾個朋友代號
A同學跟B同學還有我三個人到廁所去
男生的廁所只要一下課小便斗幾乎是客滿，而且每一排後面還會排很多人在等
這次我們全都要上廁所，所以每個人排一排，示意圖↓
J J J J ←小便斗
O O O O ←放著狂戰士正在飆尿的男人(-防)
O O O O ←充滿著即將爆發尿液的認真的好學生
O O O O →同上
↑ ↑ ↑
A同學 B同學 我
等了許久，終於到我們前面的人尿了(感動)
這時B同學從他前面那個正在享受男人飆尿的浪漫的人的背影發現他是我們班上的C同學
B同學:[咦!?這不是XXX嗎?哈哈!!]然後一臉邪惡的奸詐樣...看來他是想趁C同學正在狂戰士而毫無防禦且無法反抗的情況下
對他做出不堪的事情...(C同學由於在班上很好開玩笑所以B同學不會對他有所客氣，反而有一點放水會對不起C同學)
這時B同學的手勢做了出來...哇!這就是傳說中的千年殺嗎??
B同學集氣集了三秒，然後就在這個時候!!!!
啪嚓!!B同學雙手的食指跟中指竟消失在C同學的屁股上
這可真謂一陽指的最高境界，連南帝一燈大師都有過之而不及啊~~
[贛!!!!!!!!!]C同學的慘叫聲響徹整個廁所
這聲"贛"字的慘叫是真的相當淒零，一個男人所發出的慘叫聲，而且叫到後面快結束時還轉音為假音，最後以稍微沙啞的氣聲漸漸淡出
這沙啞可真是沙的剛剛好、啞的恰恰準，好一個完美的結尾
而C同學的臉型面目似猙獰似掙扎，眼球外凸泛血絲，咬牙切齒、面部抽筋，而脖子的靜脈、動脈、淋巴結和神經全都出來探頭
咦!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
C同學的臉???!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
贛!!他不是我們所說的C同學....................................................
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B同學就這樣愣住...
然後這位無辜的"偽C同學"轉過身來，然後一巴掌往B同學臉上打下去，罵了一聲贛!然後一拐一拐的走掉
那個背影我想我ㄧ輩子都不會忘記，那充滿恥辱、惆悵、黯然、銷魂的背影
我國中一直無法理解的"朱自清""背影"一文中所表達的感情，這時我總算能夠體會朱自清那時的感受了...看著他的背影遠離，我流淚了...
那背影好黯然、好銷魂啊...
而爆點呢??大概就是那位偽C同學尿到一半被捅得褲子上佈滿激發的淚液....
還有B同學被那沾滿屬於男人的浪漫的手一巴掌打在臉上......
作者:
jzn (除舊)
2005-01-11 04:02:00XD
作者:
firehand (firehand)
2005-01-11 04:03:00C同學~~納命來~~凸
作者:
lenjoyn (帶把的小喬)
2005-01-11 04:04:00聽說我某高中強者同學在軍訓課時做過一樣的事= =+
作者: allen70610 2005-01-11 04:14:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~半夜大笑中
作者: lanline (fly) 2005-01-11 04:21:00
好痛～～～
作者:
polar17 (熊)
2005-01-11 04:32:00XD
作者: DarrenTao (鄉民) 2005-01-11 04:32:00
痛...
作者:
clhd 2005-01-11 04:37:00贛 害我狂笑 XDDDDDD
作者: tchky (tchaikovsky) 2005-01-11 04:39:00
沙的剛剛好、啞的恰恰準，好一個完美的結尾
作者:
sos3366 (慢跑鞋)
2005-01-11 05:38:00不推不行啊 XDDDD
作者:
wheels 2005-01-11 06:03:00KS!! 好樣的學弟...你們現在也來這套啊....
作者: fatso 2005-01-11 06:07:00
幹好酷!!!!!!!!!!
作者: duckie1121 2005-01-11 06:35:00
我的老天爺啊~~整個是笑到肚子超痛的!! XDDDDDDDD
作者: alanpipi 2005-01-11 06:57:00
怎麼不是"喔".............那會更刺激XD
作者:
athomas (賣淚葬心(淚哭乾心已碎))
2005-01-11 07:00:00一早就大笑 今天心情會很好
作者: cctina (大眼睛小t) 2005-01-11 07:12:00
好好笑 >u<
作者: GreenNicky 2005-01-11 07:22:00
XD
作者: himurajacky (MilK) 2005-01-11 07:39:00
啊哈哈哈哈哈哈....
作者:
pest (這些分鐘妳有沒有想過我?)
2005-01-11 08:09:00手沒有洗的一巴掌
作者:
Still28 (做死一條命)
2005-01-11 08:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: howshouw (好洨) 2005-01-11 08:32:00
空格少點 這絕是筆極品....(搖頭)
作者: Luxemburg 2005-01-11 08:48:00
轉音為假音 XDDDDDD
作者:
kendawx (呦霍霍~)
2005-01-11 08:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: biscuit125 (築夢 逐夢 ) 2005-01-11 09:32:00
幹～ 笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
imeder (i'm tired號：)
2005-01-11 09:41:00轉音為假音 XD
作者: anrris 2005-01-11 09:47:00
超好笑 XD
作者: JasonSin 2005-01-11 09:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kingheros (拔辣熊) 2005-01-11 09:51:00
好可憐的偽C同學阿XDDDDDDD
作者:
iowaya 2005-01-11 09:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDdd
作者: st4123 2005-01-11 10:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ferryw 2005-01-11 10:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: always18 (歐偉士拾捌) 2005-01-11 10:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDD 好個朱自清 好個背影 ~~XDDDD
作者:
dhero (鋼鉄の孤狼)
2005-01-11 10:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: klubin 2005-01-11 10:35:00
XDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
xien721 (野生的比較猛)
2005-01-11 10:52:00超好笑XDDD
作者:
mu0102 (老大mu)
2005-01-11 10:55:00贛！！！！！XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
delavino (德拉.危怒)
2005-01-11 11:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kodato (無非) 2005-01-11 11:25:00
XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
colorma (卡樂)
2005-01-11 11:45:00好好笑~XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
作者: Cheney0318 (等待時間的考驗) 2005-01-11 11:46:00
賞你一個XD
作者: weiche216 2005-01-11 11:47:00
笑到翻過去了 XDDDDDDDDD
作者: fox3 2005-01-11 12:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mooninsnow 2005-01-11 12:10:00
好悲慘喔>口<
作者: f18811881 2005-01-11 12:10:00
贛~~~!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
end61728 (阿葵)
2005-01-11 12:34:00哈哈~
作者: newyorklions 2005-01-11 12:47:00
推啊~~
作者: abilet (Suchen) 2005-01-11 12:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DanielP 2005-01-11 13:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
dammbob ((D.T) Danny Tsai)
2005-01-11 13:26:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: desirefun 2005-01-11 13:36:00
超好笑的啊～～～
作者: mosquito3467 (Mosqui) 2005-01-11 13:46:00
幹!看到認識的了~!!
作者: shiuan409 2005-01-11 13:56:00
可憐的偽C同學XD
作者:
thegod13 (thedog13)
2005-01-11 13:57:00我笑超久的阿阿阿阿阿XD
作者:
mlikcat (鐵小姐)
2005-01-11 13:58:00超好笑.....XDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: uainken (寵物狂人╭(′▽`)╯) 2005-01-11 14:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ATAJDEM (小a)
2005-01-11 14:17:00好黯然好銷魂的文筆啊 推一下推一下 XDDD
作者: mysterymo 2005-01-11 14:20:00
借轉 謝謝
作者: starlone 2005-01-11 14:24:00
你為什麼要代替c同學...
作者:
tretrefly (la papagala)
2005-01-11 14:43:00看不太懂
作者: brings (有鬍子但不溫柔) 2005-01-11 14:44:00
哈，還蠻好笑的，很生動XD
作者: Lorchune 2005-01-11 14:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Jessica9869 2005-01-11 14:59:00
超好笑的~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者: beatrizjuan 2005-01-11 15:08:00
文筆很讚啊 超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sharry (>.<)
2005-01-11 15:11:00笑超久的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
haggis (haggis)
2005-01-11 15:23:00文筆好妙XDDDD
作者:
hatasky (水榭)
2005-01-11 15:30:00有笨點.......
作者: ms1121 (幾謎ㄉㄨㄚˇ幾寸) 2005-01-11 15:53:00
重點是還沒洗手啊!!!!!
作者:
bohun ( )
2005-01-11 15:55:00囧~~現在不是都叫千年殺
作者:
slex (黑奇很小狗!)
2005-01-11 16:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了
作者:
kyhsiuan (kyhsiuan)
2005-01-11 16:14:00你的文筆真的很棒呢～好好笑XDDD
作者: superior119 2005-01-11 16:14:00
狂笑中XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ayuandjack (小樂) 2005-01-11 16:19:00
XDDDDDD笑到翻掉 文筆真好!!!哈哈
好黯然好銷魂啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gn00063172 2005-01-11 16:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gn00063172 2005-01-11 16:45:00
黯然銷魂贛?
作者: eastsea 2005-01-11 16:48:00
好笑
作者:
HADYKID (王聰明)
2005-01-11 16:50:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者: bard614 (我肚子餓了~) 2005-01-11 16:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
trsa (☆小莎☆)
2005-01-11 17:06:00我笑到肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zforlong 2005-01-11 17:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: cathyting (cathy) 2005-01-11 17:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: krain1 2005-01-11 17:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kuo1102 (別來無恙)
2005-01-11 17:22:00段皇爺：要練我家的一陽指，你還未夠班！
作者:
CRYM (芙凜兔)
2005-01-11 17:28:00文筆真妙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: clyden 2005-01-11 17:37:00
-.-我看成 那位偽C同學尿到一半被捅得褲子上佈滿激發的尿液
作者: seeingrain (.........) 2005-01-11 18:03:00
那個激發的淚液是尿液沒錯，只是個暗喻
作者:
Roof37 (不爽= =")
2005-01-11 18:05:00報啊
作者: yiyun1125 2005-01-11 18:07:00
好北七XD
作者:
f575739 (冰月千影)
2005-01-11 18:08:00這真的是XDDDD
作者:
shell922 (Wayne)
2005-01-11 18:09:0098 快爆了
作者: boltsky (sky) 2005-01-11 18:11:00
XD
作者: peridot (tide) 2005-01-11 18:45:00
文筆實在是生動到不行呀XDDDDDDDDD
作者: bilif (一度贊+三得利) 2005-01-11 18:57:00
我以為C同學會突然括約肌鬆弛之類的勒~~~
作者: lsc69536 2005-01-11 20:34:00
我笑到肚子痛了
我國中同學做同樣的事情,足足被打了十分鐘...(?)
雖然很不道德不過我看到形容還是笑了 b下場也是罪有應得
作者:
spiritia (妳來世一定會過很好！)
2005-01-11 21:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
沙的剛剛好、啞的恰恰準，好一個完美的結尾 XDDD天啊
作者:
inale (謝小多)
2005-01-11 21:35:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: biteAss 2005-01-11 21:35:00
文筆真好推一下....狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kunbu 2005-01-11 21:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 在公司鱉笑好痛苦阿!!
作者:
ofkofk (執子之手，與子偕老)
2005-01-11 22:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: spfd (啊~就~暱稱啊) 2005-01-11 22:52:00
請問~~~什麼是驗戲啊?
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)
2005-01-11 23:09:00XDDDDDDDDDD
笑死我啦~哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了
作者:
nsmmsn (nsmmsn)
2005-01-11 23:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: q8q 2005-01-12 00:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
superyas (綺貞~是女神)
2005-01-12 01:13:00看完鸚鵡後...偽C：這個局我佈很久了!!!
作者:
bonny0512 ((ï¼â€µÐ”′)ï¼~ ╧╧)
2005-01-12 01:24:00我笑到臉抽筋了啦~~~
作者: pths40 (浪費時間) 2005-01-12 01:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: AchiU16 (Ask For More Rest) 2005-01-12 01:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DawnSunrise (旭旭) 2005-01-12 02:02:00
佳。
作者:
wchf8 (大熊寶寶)
2005-01-12 02:10:00XD 笑到肚子痛了
作者: how1earn 2005-01-12 02:16:00
好笑!!
作者: shandidi 2005-01-12 02:22:00
半夜狂笑嚇到室友...借轉感恩
作者: almedpaco (小說家) 2005-01-12 02:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: surec 2005-01-12 09:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (優選!)
作者: puma94210 (Bai) 2005-01-12 10:55:00
爆笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD肚子痛死我啦...囧...
作者: those0 2005-01-12 11:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
leocat (隨風飄逝的小花)
2005-01-12 12:09:00XDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑的 你文筆真好XDDD
作者: licup 2005-01-12 13:59:00
笑死我 嘴巴好酸 XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2005-01-12 19:15:00
笑到肚子超痛的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nicemonkeyfa 2005-01-12 22:13:00
好好笑喔
作者:
candc46 (無聊魚)
2005-01-12 22:44:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
siriusu (かがみは俺の嫁。)
2005-01-13 00:07:00XDDDD
作者:
ABeChen (乖)
2005-01-13 01:39:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
elle ( )
2005-01-13 03:52:00真有你的，忠實呈現了偽C同學畢生難忘的記憶XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: junesnow0301 (Let's do it!) 2005-01-13 09:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: OdieX 2005-01-13 16:49:00
肚子好痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 推沙啞的氣音
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2005-01-13 18:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
uresi ( )
2005-01-14 13:37:00校死我了
作者: SummerShine 2005-01-14 16:35:00
好HIGH喔!!!!
作者: fluffy48 (( ‵_ゝ′)) 2005-01-14 18:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我肚子好痛DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: azulazul 2005-01-14 20:07:00
XD
作者: dragonsoul 2005-01-15 11:04:00
XD
作者: geo04 2005-01-15 16:36:00
那背影好黯然、好銷魂啊...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BEF 2005-01-17 22:36:00
笑到翻掉 你同學真的太屌了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kamby 2005-01-30 14:28:00
哈哈 文筆真好 XD