[閒聊] 一個二個三個四個... wizardfizban PTT批踢踢實業坊

[閒聊] 一個二個三個四個...

作者: wizardfizban (瘋法師) 2006-11-12 01:26:50

聽一個朋友說他以前高中時的趣事，但我一直覺得事主是他...
話說他那學校的宿舍中間有條水溝，不算很寬，人跳的過去。而那水溝好像剛好就是分隔
男女宿舍的分界線。所以他們學校規定晚上不得跨過那水溝，要不然大過一支。
有一天晚上，有位同學閒來無事跑到宿舍外面亂逛。不知為何，他一時興起，走到水溝旁
。
跳了過去，然後喊著：「一個大過」
又跳回去，「二個大過」
再跳過去，「三個大過」
四個
五個
六個
七個
.
.
.
在他玩的正盡興時，他猛一轉頭發現教官在一旁靜靜地看著他。
「幾個了？」

作者: Chiaor (>.<) 2005-01-12 01:28:00

先承認你就是事主巴!

作者: asklove (♂天使氣息) 2005-01-12 01:31:00

作者: nosugarGtea (無糖綠茶) 2005-01-12 01:32:00

作者: Alip (艾利普〃Weiβ Kreuz) 2005-01-12 01:34:00

噗...

作者: starlone 2005-01-12 01:35:00

作者: NYAITHEE (鹹粥超人) 2005-01-12 01:42:00

那你到底跳幾次你就老實說出來麻

作者: iliya1005 (草莓族的壞掉草莓黎) 2005-01-12 01:44:00

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作者: ipessimistic (哈哈) 2005-01-12 01:45:00

XDDDDD

作者: genbin 2005-01-12 01:46:00

這麼奇怪的要求我這輩子沒見過

作者: creativegod (0.0) 2005-01-12 01:50:00

作者: abcd1111 (abcd1111 {T Ec&oB ? 是?) 2005-01-12 01:57:00

幹...我笑翻了

作者: sp056456 (喵) 2005-01-12 02:00:00

我又跳進來啦我又跳出去啦我又跳進來啦我又跳出去啦

作者: san009 (Bauman) 2005-01-12 02:00:00

XDDDDD 這好笑

作者: fireflyyen (夕殿螢飛思悄然) 2005-01-12 02:05:00

XDDDD

作者: memalina (.........) 2005-01-12 02:05:00

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作者: MashRoom 2005-01-12 02:05:00

我跳過來啦我又跳過去啦我又跳過來啦我又跳過去啦～

作者: iamvene (A-zoo) 2005-01-12 02:06:00

超好笑的啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: MashRoom 2005-01-12 02:06:00

記我啊笨蛋～

作者: i524680 (.......................) 2005-01-12 02:07:00

報告教官,其實我是在練乾坤大挪移.........

作者: aoc5000 (香蕉) 2005-01-12 02:10:00

作者: StAKA (狗不理包子) 2005-01-12 02:11:00

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作者: blackkane (Kane) 2005-01-12 02:13:00

笑翻了啦哈哈哈哈

作者: lliyuu (die) 2005-01-12 02:14:00

教官:大家都看到啦~是他要我記的!!!

作者: onset (AAA) 2005-01-12 02:18:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: evilpoint 2005-01-12 02:19:00

我覺得教官講話都很好笑 XD)rz

作者: mgkmrmgi ("M&M'S") 2005-01-12 02:22:00

是冷面笑匠,我一直懷疑其實他們心裡在偷笑

作者: Still28 (做死一條命) 2005-01-12 02:24:00

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作者: almedpaco (小說家) 2005-01-12 02:25:00

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作者: childhood (曾太大老鷹) 2005-01-12 02:26:00

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作者: ohmygod0707 (oh~my~god) 2005-01-12 02:34:00

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作者: MoMobull (唯愛白吐司) 2005-01-12 02:46:00

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作者: y2kcat (兔) 2005-01-12 02:48:00

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作者: tina02119 (唯一) 2005-01-12 03:20:00

哈XDDDDDDDDD

作者: popzxcvasdf 2005-01-12 03:20:00

哈~超好笑!!!

作者: Zephyrs (蘋果) 2005-01-12 03:21:00

教官:像這種要求我這輩子沒見過

作者: wildinheart (紅茶) 2005-01-12 03:21:00

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作者: stillj8282 (彩虹的盡頭) 2005-01-12 03:52:00

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作者: zyxcba5 (疑惑) 2005-01-12 04:06:00

我想知道結果XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ohole (歐猴) 2005-01-12 04:15:00

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作者: bluemidnight ( â˜… æœ”æ–¹ â˜…) 2005-01-12 04:30:00

這真的好笑XD

作者: crimsonsky (crimsonsky) 2005-01-12 06:35:00

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作者: gn00063172 2005-01-12 06:55:00

:像這種要求我這輩子沒見過XDDD

作者: hipwaveric (仲) 2005-01-12 07:20:00

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作者: NUKnigel (簡簡單單) 2005-01-12 07:32:00

笑翻掉~

作者: eggimage (目前沒有名片) 2005-01-12 07:40:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD像這種要求我這輩子沒見過XDDD

作者: lavandersea (lavender) 2005-01-12 07:56:00

哈哈笑死我了啦

作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派) 2005-01-12 08:04:00

作者: m1432012165 (翔) 2005-01-12 08:16:00

記我阿笨蛋~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: bbbgggttt999 (亂我D槽者必殺之) 2005-01-12 09:31:00

像這種要求一輩子沒見過XDDDD

作者: PoorTea (普普茶) 2005-01-12 09:39:00

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作者: pcgamelee (阿彊) 2005-01-12 09:40:00

只要有心幾個大過都不是問題

作者: mdeternity (V) 2005-01-12 10:09:00

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作者: monwedfri (阿人) 2005-01-12 10:26:00

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作者: colorma (卡樂) 2005-01-12 10:32:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: iowaya 2005-01-12 10:40:00

聽一個鄉民說他以前高中時的趣事，而我一直覺得事主是他...

作者: DoDoisSocold (看似遺忘卻又記得。) 2005-01-12 10:49:00

XDDD

作者: charling717 (查理) 2005-01-12 10:54:00

哈哈哈哈哈好好笑

作者: Elivanta (沉思鬼) 2005-01-12 11:01:00

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作者: prononhead (貝爾格萊德紅星) 2005-01-12 11:20:00

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作者: oojnhars (小小頭) 2005-01-12 11:31:00

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作者: noviage (涵涵) 2005-01-12 11:34:00

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作者: kickme 2005-01-12 11:48:00

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作者: mayfly (Baccano) 2005-01-12 11:52:00

作者: catem (左目 ) 2005-01-12 11:58:00

XDDDDD

作者: mayday198076 (Joice) 2005-01-12 12:06:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: netii (大快人心) 2005-01-12 12:26:00

好笑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

作者: wizardfizban (瘋法師) 2005-01-12 12:33:00

事主是不是我不會影響這事的存在性所以不重要

作者: orangehb 2005-01-12 12:43:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Scorpiongirl (Q我 QQ我 ^^) 2005-01-12 13:00:00

好智障啊 XD

作者: loveshih (pepe) 2005-01-12 13:01:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: yjay (Taylor Swift - Red) 2005-01-12 13:36:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: NanikaNL (エルの絵本) 2005-01-12 13:37:00

推瘋子費資本

作者: a78544521 2005-01-12 13:38:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: wizardfizban (瘋法師) 2005-01-12 13:51:00

哦！想不到有人看的懂我的ID和暱稱耶！

作者: urto (永言配命自求多福) 2005-01-12 14:04:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: linkinchez (Chez) 2005-01-12 14:10:00

我還以為是搞笑漫畫日和XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: neek 2005-01-12 14:10:00

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作者: swg1319 2005-01-12 14:29:00

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作者: oioallen 2005-01-12 14:42:00

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作者: IhCnAb (南崁半澤直樹) 2005-01-12 14:51:00

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作者: fabled ( ) 2005-01-12 15:21:00

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作者: topgunguy (上面的槍手) 2005-01-12 15:26:00

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作者: vip0115 2005-01-12 15:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: foreverlord 2005-01-12 15:36:00

正心的愛(礙)河?

作者: wizardfizban (瘋法師) 2005-01-12 16:09:00

是正心沒錯...

作者: moritachiny (€ 糖粉 €) 2005-01-12 16:32:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: texting (............) 2005-01-12 16:33:00

哈哈哈我也是正心的好懷念阿XDDD 該不會是淋罄昌教官吧

作者: wizardfizban (瘋法師) 2005-01-12 16:45:00

@.@ 你們不要把劇中人物都報出來呀！囧

作者: liuchihying 2005-01-12 17:25:00

唉唷我的媽啊笑死我了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: lynnping (婕愛颺) 2005-01-12 17:37:00

我笑到翻掉，靠…XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: snooze (瞌睡蟲) 2005-01-12 18:44:00

正心人推...

作者: place123 2005-01-12 18:47:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD天阿好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2005-01-12 19:02:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: inale (謝小多) 2005-01-12 19:05:00

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作者: wia04 (啊?) 2005-01-12 19:33:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: happycoser (MIE) 2005-01-12 19:42:00

這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: pearl0108 (珍珠梨) 2005-01-12 19:45:00

哈哈~超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: freemanjkdd (free) 2005-01-12 19:57:00

愛(礙)河~~~不是填平很久了~~~(幾十年??~@@?)~~

作者: s1470258 (教授的輔助) 2005-01-12 20:02:00

九個... 是你偷的吧!!!

作者: shin696 (Cry For You) 2005-01-12 20:02:00

這種要求我一輩子都沒聽過.......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ibulondong (唐老鴨的顏色) 2005-01-12 20:54:00

XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: keikolin (小BU的把鼻跟馬麻) 2005-01-12 20:54:00

愛河~~ 哈哈就是正心..我也是..大肥昌退休了吧

作者: glayteru00 (只是小護士) 2005-01-12 20:56:00

哈哈哈哈哈這個教官妙

作者: minutess (minutess) 2005-01-12 21:38:00

教官讚XDDDDD 借轉班版

作者: plqaoki 2005-01-12 21:48:00

人生何處不相逢阿

作者: Sunofgod ( ) 2005-01-12 22:00:00

噗 XDDD

作者: siaye 2005-01-12 22:05:00

XDXDXD

作者: Avrilwinner 2005-01-12 22:13:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: newbox66 2005-01-12 22:30:00

這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: candc46 (無聊魚) 2005-01-12 22:33:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 最近教官系列的文很多~~~

作者: shadowmoon 2005-01-12 22:46:00

這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Jeff777 2005-01-12 23:08:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kathliy 2005-01-12 23:19:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ricky7899 (涼介) 2005-01-12 23:37:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Moxon (馬克森) 2005-01-13 00:06:00

還沒推暴...XD 可惜 -.- 好笑耶

作者: leo007 2005-01-13 00:08:00

就是填平了變小水溝才可以跳過來跳過去....正心好愛河好~~

作者: siriusu (かがみは俺の嫁。) 2005-01-13 00:10:00

推推

作者: maddercat (我好累..) 2005-01-13 00:24:00

很好奇簽名檔是真的有這本書嗎??

作者: wizardfizban (瘋法師) 2005-01-13 00:29:00

http://0rz.tw/2122v

作者: tina80141 (晴空) 2005-01-13 00:37:00

這種要求我一被子都沒聽過

作者: aalphabet 2005-01-13 00:38:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: godenocean (月光奏鳴曲) 2005-01-13 00:48:00

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作者: linzhengzhan 2005-01-13 00:57:00

這是聽以前的學長說的啦；至於教官嗎，聽說姓“孟“

作者: linzhengzhan 2005-01-13 00:59:00

我進高中部時，他已經退休了說；應該有人認識他吧…

作者: linzhengzhan 2005-01-13 01:02:00

ps.我現在已經25歲了，所以是好久以前的故事了（茶）

作者: kcott (靠得住) 2005-01-13 01:04:00

這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: chack (Carl) 2005-01-13 01:08:00

這種要求我一輩子沒見過....

作者: smileone (笑一個^^) 2005-01-13 01:09:00

XDDDDDDDD超好笑

作者: qqsheep (新疆細毛羊) 2005-01-13 01:14:00

這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: crazybetty (涼ㄦ) 2005-01-13 01:16:00

作者: ABeChen (乖) 2005-01-13 01:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: snowblack09 2005-01-13 01:43:00

哇是正心是正心耶~~我也是正心人XDD

作者: ArrowSmith (箭牌史密斯) 2005-01-13 01:49:00

推一下本資費

作者: zo4 (我一天需要58小時) 2005-01-13 01:52:00

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作者: bikestormer (飛天小鐵馬～) 2005-01-13 02:02:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: librafe 2005-01-13 02:06:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: AAU (24) 2005-01-13 03:45:00

這種要求我一輩子都沒聽過

作者: Lanewap 2005-01-13 05:38:00

XDDDDDDDD

作者: gorden00 ( ) 2005-01-13 09:29:00

XDDDDDDDDD

作者: uunnii 2005-01-13 12:10:00

正心人推一下

作者: cheko (缺口) 2005-01-13 15:06:00

像這樣的要求從來沒見過

作者: ice0905 (( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ) 2005-01-13 15:52:00

正心人一定要推的XD，好想林教官呀~~XDDD

作者: lovefir 2005-01-13 17:46:00

正心人推一下

作者: asami (é˜¿æ’’ç±³) 2005-01-13 18:12:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: plpl (Profit& Loss) 2005-01-13 19:03:00

正心人推推推

作者: l00A 2005-01-13 20:22:00

正心人推～～孟教官是以前顧宿舍的..長的很帥..林教官人不錯

好笑到爆 XD

作者: windtrace (windtrace) 2005-01-13 22:27:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: boldt (要去美國買powerball) 2005-01-13 23:00:00

正心人推

作者: lasslass (......) 2005-01-13 23:36:00

XDDDDD

作者: cbate (自由是用錢買不到的) 2005-01-14 01:07:00

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作者: guitarnini (guitar) 2005-01-14 04:44:00

你看不到我看不到我看不到我...3(~.~)E...

作者: zoewangiu (北音) 2005-01-14 07:58:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: funnyway (有趣路) 2005-01-14 10:31:00

XDDD

作者: SummerShine 2005-01-14 16:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: fairy1215 (阿岱) 2005-01-14 19:43:00

教官退休了..還挺想他的

作者: kuaibaby (林小乖) 2005-01-14 19:44:00

正心人推推推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: JackKKK 2005-01-15 00:42:00

作者: dragonsoul 2005-01-15 10:53:00

作者: GeniusMrlai ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-) 2005-01-15 21:37:00

我又跳進來啦我又跳出去啦我又跳進來啦我又跳出去

作者: fairy1215 (阿岱) 2005-01-15 21:40:00

正心人推推推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Raist (悶油瓶好帥阿阿阿) 2005-01-15 22:00:00

推iowaya XDDDDDD 笑死了

作者: dreamthief (共生) 2005-01-15 23:13:00

正心人一堆~~好懷念愛河阿~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cherry313 (快來給我請安) 2005-01-15 23:51:00

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作者: PhySeraph (電梯王力宏) 2005-01-16 02:16:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD半夜憋笑我要死了.

作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼) 2005-01-16 12:25:00

XDDDDDDDDD

作者: kkkkkkkkkk10 2005-01-16 18:01:00

教官:大家都看到啦~是他要我記的!!!

作者: GiGiWiWi (再會了，混亂人生) 2005-01-16 19:20:00

作者: Makomoon 2005-01-16 19:45:00

我也要推瘋子本資費XDXD

作者: pearlymirror (主阿我愛你) 2005-01-16 23:00:00

肚子好痛哈哈哈XDDDDDDD

作者: nibgn (不想長大) 2005-01-17 01:57:00

我上正心初一時早沒愛河了老子現在大一被退學

作者: youzen1226 (冷訾夜月) 2005-01-17 15:16:00

再推本資費！！XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lilaccat (啤酒做的女人＊*) 2005-01-17 17:37:00

正心推....XD

作者: rhinoii 2005-01-17 18:15:00

我懷疑教官常駐在那邊監視

作者: s110220 (s110220) 2005-01-17 20:47:00

在正心沒看過愛河現在連芒果都變鳳梨了

作者: xxx22088 (xXx) 2005-01-17 22:47:00

哈哈哈

作者: nnn3 (我不是免洗唉滴!!) 2005-01-17 23:09:00

哈哈哈~正心人推..剛剛就在想是不是林教官哈哈~

作者: ForSinSoKing (嶄新的旅途。) 2005-01-18 00:51:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: anions (消失的四年..二班) 2005-01-18 00:51:00

正心人推...

作者: ibulondong (唐老鴨的顏色) 2005-01-18 02:37:00

XD 還是很好笑借轉!!!

作者: youshow ( ) 2005-01-18 19:25:00

光頭昌教官退休了，不過現在還在學校工作，約聘公務員

作者: miljs (鬼鬼) 2005-01-19 08:15:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: d80338 (珒) 2005-01-26 20:11:00

我又跳過去了~ 我又跳回來了~ 記我過呀~笨蛋!

作者: nuvita (給我多一點勇氣) 2005-01-26 23:24:00

正心人推... 好想教官喔~

作者: beyonce091 (果樹園的夏天) 2006-02-23 15:27:00

借轉,謝謝

作者: waterflow 2006-06-29 19:06:00

XDDDD

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